Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
It also explains why Phil is way more panicky than he used to be if he doesn't get his expected tithe on his day ahf. He's afraid that if he can't buy enough food to feed Fhet Khet that she'll suddenly start craving some salted pork.
 
I'm not surprised at all. Leanna also started to look worse when she was together with Phil for a longer time, but since they split up it all reversed and she looks good again.
Khat's life must be miserable, having a rent-free house with consoomer electrics and all the food you want is nice in the beginning, but after some months you'll take it as granted and it won't make you happy. Long term happiness is caused by having friends and families, being part of a supportive community and / or having a purpose in life which gives you self worth (job / company, a project, hobbies, political / religious engagement, etc.). She seems to have none of that and her coping mechanism is getting endorphin rushes by eating and maybe drinking, for Phil it's gacha gambling, eating and drinking. Two miserable people who drag themselves down.
i pity her and Phil, I would not want to be any of the two even for a day.
 
Pretty Boy Extremism said:
It also explains why Phil is way more panicky than he used to be if he doesn't get his expected tithe on his day ahf. He's afraid that if he can't buy enough food to feed Fhet Khet that she'll suddenly start craving some salted pork
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As well as the Feasting with the King when he ordered 3 entrees and mentioned Kat was having his leftovers + her own meal. We thought that was spin to cover up his overspending + overeating, turns out we were right about just one of those.
 
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This is fucking hilarious.

All that money on salons and they give the fucking heffer a pixie haircut, which only works if you have a slim face. Otherwise it looks like she cut her own hair with safety scissors. She's looking at the dude taking the picture it looks like. She knows what's coming.

"Now Khet is downstaiiiirrrrrrrrssss and cryiiinnnnngggggg?" - DSP probably.
 
WWE Champion said:
I'm not surprised at all. Leanna also started to look worse when she was together with Phil for a longer time, but since they split up it all reversed and she looks good again.
Khat's life must be miserable, having a rent-free house with consoomer electrics and all the food you want is nice in the beginning, but after some months you'll take it as granted and it won't make you happy. Long term happiness is caused by having friends and families, being part of a supportive community and / or having a purpose in life which gives you self worth (job / company, a project, hobbies, political / religious engagement, etc.). She seems to have none of that and her coping mechanism is getting endorphin rushes by eating and maybe drinking, for Phil it's gacha gambling, eating and drinking. Two miserable people who drag themselves down.
i pity her and Phil, I would not want to be any of the two even for a day.
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Absolutely, not to mention it's got to be really stressful being around Philburt all the time with him being such an uptight, insecure, self-absorbed weirdo. And why should she even care about her appearance or her health when she's nothing but an expensive accessory Phil uses to further his larp as a successful mature adult? I don't think it's crass or controversial to suggest that part of a man's obligations is to bang their wife and give them someone to look good for, which we all know Phil doesn't, at all.

Few or no friends, a neurotic manchild husband who won't even look at you let alone sleep with you, no direction or purpose, no hobbies or identity...it's no wonder she's got to stuff her face to cope.

The whole thing is just another relationship of codependence where two people cling to each other to mutually enable their worst behaviors, which has sadly become way too normal these days.
 
A fat bitch attaching herself to someone as bland as Phil would have two motives
housing or money but…
This woman eating phil out of house and home was a possibility but holy cow (no pun intended)
Our boy becoming part of a feeder scenario it’s truly the most Dsp thing he’s done by far
Have fun begging for those Gas station nachos on a daily basis dave
You two are made for each other
 
Uberpenguin said:
Absolutely, not to mention it's got to be really stressful being around Philburt all the time with him being such an uptight, insecure, self-absorbed weirdo. And why should she even care about her appearance or her health when she's nothing but an expensive accessory Phil uses to further his larp as a successful mature adult? I don't think it's crass or controversial to suggest that part of a man's obligations is to bang their wife and give them someone to look good for, which we all know Phil doesn't, at all.

Few or no friends, a neurotic manchild husband who won't even look at you let alone sleep with you, no direction or purpose, no hobbies or identity...it's no wonder she's got to stuff her face to cope.

The whole thing is just another relationship of codependence where two people cling to each other to mutually enable their worst behaviors, which has sadly become way too normal these days.
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Yeah it's quite sad. He treats her as a pet and an accessory. Just brings her around when she was thinner to show off, now keeps her as a dog that he feels the need to feed her when it comes time for him to chow down too.
 
I was planning to move and had my house all packed up. It became really convenient to order take-out because most of my kitchen things were in boxes. Then the initial covid lockdowns hit and delayed my move by a few weeks. And in that short span of ordering out more, I packed on the pounds quickly. The heaviest of my life was when I ate fast food and take-out all the time waiting for lockdown delays to clear up.

I think it's entirely possible that the passenger is a Fat Kat, due to the frequency we know Phil orders out. This also plays in to Phil's recent dabbling in exercise. Fat Kat wants to lose weight and Phil feels obligated to do something, too.
 
All speculative autism.

Kat is severely depressed (but actually). She lost the Fred Mayer job early in Covid. If it's believed she was working at Sephora, she was quickly fired because those brain dead idiots didn't see her talent.

She thought she was going to finally be living a nice life with DSP. But now, she has 0 interaction with the outside world besides Phil and his ramblings. Has been banished from the internet by DSP. Obviously doesn't get a real human interaction with DSP.

Now she's fat because she's unhappy, and unhappy because she's fat..and married to DSP.

The Power Walks to the mailbox were her idea.

DSP doesn't give a fuck as long as he can drink and play games.
 
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I'm now reminded of the guy that claims he saw Phil and Kat at the grocery store, and said that their cart was filled to the brim with nothing but microwaved meals. I'm also now remembering how astonished I was that a household that had 2 people and a cat spent over $200 every week on groceries. It all makes sense now.
 
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I'm now reminded of the guy that claims he saw Phil and Kat at the grocery store, and said that their cart was filled to the brim with nothing but microwaved meals. I'm also now remembering how astonished I was that a household that had 2 people and a cat spent over $200 every week on groceries. It all makes sense now.
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From the beginning I knew that expensive grocery bill was because their cart was chock a block with different frozen meals, when he's even too lazy to whack something in an oven or Kat is incapable of operating a microwave, they immediately resort to doordash, because why would they cook anything? You can go back and see one of the previous house tours and see how much junk was filled up in his freezer when he was with Leanna.

And just recently he said in regards to doing something "cooking with the king" related, he'd have to learn new cooking skills and simple recipes because he doesn't know what else to do aside from pan frying basic shit.
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
And just recently he said in regards to doing something "cooking with the king" related, he'd have to learn new cooking skills and simple recipes because he doesn't know what else to do aside from pan frying basic shit.
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The funny thing is that's the same excuse he used a decade ago when fans asked him to bring back "cooking with the pig": "i don't know any more recipes and looking up new ones would make me a fraud" He is that dumb. also remember what he said last year: they buy groceries (also fresh vergetables) he cuts them all at once and at the end of the week he throws them away because they have gone bad. A wasteful spender and wasteful human.
 
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