Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
I don't even get the premise.
She ignores the autistic places online that call her a horse and thrives off tardbux while doing whatever she wants to do all day long. Wow, let me reach for my violin.
 
Feeling sorry for Fhet Khet is like feeling sorry for Phil or Amberlynn. Yeah, we're mean to them, but it really couldn't have happened to nicer people. Look, Fhet Khet is running a Fhet Scam succesfully. She slid into the pigroach's DMs, managed to talk herself into the Snort Fort, by promising that she loved to cook and clean and that she'd be a second income, Phil's own words, and now has endless doordash and limitless Skyrim on his dime. She made him put a ring on it. The only thing I'm sorry about is her having enough braincells to rub together to realize that keeping an internet presence would be a bad idea.

She's milking Phil dry. Any cent that doesn't go into gacha goes into doordash for her. She ocasionally holds a job for a week or two, doesn't even clean as Phil has admitted they still take bi-monthly dump trips, doesn't cook, and doesn't even interact with him in any positive manner. Phil is utterly pussywhipped. Fhet Khet rules the Snort Fort with an iron-clad hamfist. She's made him swear off even pixel boobies out of insecurity. She doesn't come on stream. On their day off, he drives her around. She's not pulling her weight around the snort fort at all. At least Panda had her bullshit soap shop and ocasionally could be arsed to do a playthrough. Fhet Khet has given Phil absolutely nothing. No content outside of two disaster streams, no co-op partner, no soulmaid. Just a fat woman who lives in his house he ocasionally calls mham.

Fhet Khet is honestly a fucking badass scammer. With her trailer park looks, personality, physique and attractiveness, not to mention the literal tonnes of baggage, she's still managed to poach the roach and secure a financially reliable stable (hehe) situation for herself.

She's a slow, fat, dull looking woman who managed to scam a slower, duller looking older man out of his spending money. Phil got outscammed and that's about it. Now Phil has to forever hold on to his story that Fhet Khet is truly the love of his life or look like a retard in front of his denthead audience. Not to mention, just like Panda seemed unlikely to ever do a tell-all, the fucking SECOND Phil stops paying the Fhet Khet tithes, she's gonna blab right quick. It's a for profit relationship, and Phil's only available reaction when it inevitably goes to shit will be a shocked Pikachu face.
 
SauceRyuKen said:
She slid into the pigroach's DMs, managed to talk herself into the Snort Fort, by promising that she loved to cook and clean and that she'd be a second income, Phil's own words, and now has endless doordash and limitless Skyrim on his dime.
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She really did scam the King of Scams. :story:

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UncleFuckAss said:
I meant more in the context of her having a 322 page internet forum page filled with people calling her a fat ugly horse. I don't think she deserves that, but she knew what she was getting in to.
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People who don't deserve it also don't shack up with e-beggar royalty. Horse meat is on the menu, and judging from that recent photo there is more than enough to go around.
 
I’m still of the belief that two of Phil’s biggest mistakes in life were losing Pandalee and marrying Kat. The recent pic leak of Kat is a good vindication. Phil traded out a woman that actually had aspirations and wanted to do things for a useless gold-digging whale. And since the idiot put a ring on it he’s stuck with her for the rest of his life if he doesn’t want to lose half of his shit. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
 
Colloid said:
I’m still of the belief that two of Phil’s biggest mistakes in life were losing Pandalee and marrying Kat. The recent pic leak of Kat is a good vindication. Phil traded out a woman that actually had aspirations and wanted to do things for a useless gold-digging whale. And since the idiot put a ring on it he’s stuck with her for the rest of his life if he doesn’t want to lose half of his shit. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
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Eh, that's not how DSP thinks. Khet and being married show he's a mature adult. DSP and Khet are a much better fit than DSP and Panda because Khet has no "aspirations" (as you put it) and neither does he. With Khet he can drink, play gacha, order Door Dash and...yeah, that's it. The only part DSP misread was that once Khet was home every day and their only leisure activities are eating and drinking, she got fat. So no more showing off his swimsuit model wife. But I don't think he really cares because isn't into women and she wouldn't go on stream anyway.

As far as "losing half his shit," half of nothing is still nothing.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Eh, that's not how DSP thinks. Khet and being married show he's a mature adult. DSP and Khet are a much better fit than DSP and Panda because Khet has no "aspirations" (as you put it) and neither does he. With Khet he can drink, play gacha, order Door Dash and...yeah, that's it. The only part DSP misread was that once Khet was home every day and their only leisure activities are eating and drinking, she got fat. So no more showing off his swimsuit model wife. But I don't think he really cares because isn't into women and she wouldn't go on stream anyway.

As far as "losing half his shit," half of nothing is still nothing.
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Doesn’t matter what Phil believes in his fantasy land. The reality is that he now has to provide for an ungrateful blob and like you said they’re made for each other. It’s poetic in the sense that she’s not really all that different from him in terms of what she wants out of her life.
 
strandedcastaway said:
So no more showing off his swimsuit model wife.
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You can also flip this semantically, and make it mean that now that his wife is not very desirable by other men, the chances of her leaving him for a different guy (the same way she did with Jeff) is much lower.

So is fat Kat a 3D chess move by DSP? Make her fat, guys don't want to be with her, her self-esteem is low(er), she got nowhere to go, so that bitch is locked in 🔒
 
Reminder Kat was that fat a year ago, which was iirc about a year after her last appearance on stream.

So add another year of her (now being unemployed so not even doing that much moving around) + continued fast food and I bet she is MASSIVE now.
 
SauceRyuKen said:
Phil is utterly pussywhipped. Fhet Khet rules the Snort Fort with an iron-clad hamfist. She's made him swear off even pixel boobies out of insecurity. She doesn't come on stream. On their day off, he drives her around. She's not pulling her weight around the snort fort at all. At least Panda had her bullshit soap shop and ocasionally could be arsed to do a playthrough. Fhet Khet has given Phil absolutely nothing. No content outside of two disaster streams, no co-op partner, no soulmaid. Just a fat woman who lives in his house he ocasionally calls mham.
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When you remember all of this is just to maintain the image of a mature adult it goes from utterly pathetic to beyond cucked. He isn't even pussywhipped because that implies you are getting pussy which Phil is absolutely not. Phil is splitting his income with, driving around and censoring himself for a woman he at most simply tolerates. A woman who is criminally stupid and lacks any skills whatsoever. His fragile ego and weird sociopathic mind values the image of him as a married man more then the actual marriage. I'm sure Kat is completely indifferent to him too. If you watch old videos of Leanna with Phil you could tell she felt something for him. You could see there was something more then money that connected them. There is none of that with Kat. They sit uncomfortably and she cringes at him getting near her.

Phil's marriage is an unspoken business deal between two sexless, emotionless, autistic, alien people. It reminds me of when gay guys in the 1950s would marry a woman to keep people from realizing they were gay. He should have just gotten a Russian mail order bride because she would at the very least cook and clean for him. Instead he settled for a mentally impaired trailer trash woman
 
Colloid said:
I’m still of the belief that two of Phil’s biggest mistakes in life were losing Pandalee and marrying Kat. The recent pic leak of Kat is a good vindication. Phil traded out a woman that actually had aspirations and wanted to do things for a useless gold-digging whale. And since the idiot put a ring on it he’s stuck with her for the rest of his life if he doesn’t want to lose half of his shit. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.
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Panda was young, but she had a personality (if not an annoying one). Leaving Phil opened up her world which allowed her to grow in nearly every aspect of her life. It is amazing how well a host organism can flourish when a parasite is removed. I mean just look at some Panda's pictures over the last 1-2 years. You can see how she has matured and grown up. She is living life, while Phil is perpetually stuck on level 1.

As for Kat, I would say she is nearing her endgame with Phil, but that picture, if that is an accurate representation of her, she no longer has an endgame. She could have when she was skinny, at least could have dolled herself up to make herself presentable to find new suitors. Now, she looks like Necky, so I think she is hunkered in for the long run, which is just what Phil wanted.

In fact, I think Phil made sure to fatten her up to make her as undesirable as possible so that she wouldn't/couldn't leave. Since Phil doesn't parade her around stream anymore, he can **TRY** to laud her over his wheelchairs as some trophy wife because they will never know she be looking like Honey Boo Boo now.

Problem with that is now, we know where he goes on his precious day off every week. To think, at some point some ayelogging won't take place which results in clearer pictures of the the pig and horse in the wild is just being ignorant. It is not a matter of if, but of when. This will only shatter his world of illusion and be funny to us, won't hurt his bottom line because let us face it, nothing ever does. But I suspect that within the next 6-12 months, we will see some new candid shots of them.
 
strandedcastaway said:
Eh, that's not how DSP thinks. Khet and being married show he's a mature adult. DSP and Khet are a much better fit than DSP and Panda because Khet has no "aspirations" (as you put it) and neither does he. With Khet he can drink, play gacha, order Door Dash and...yeah, that's it. The only part DSP misread was that once Khet was home every day and their only leisure activities are eating and drinking, she got fat. So no more showing off his swimsuit model wife. But I don't think he really cares because isn't into women and she wouldn't go on stream anyway.

As far as "losing half his shit," half of nothing is still nothing.
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He seems noticeably more miserable since he swapped the Panda for the Khet. loved putting Panda on camera and acting smug. You could tell he viewed her as an object to dab on the haters with. The whole Khet saga has felt like nothing but a massive cope.
 
Robust User said:
Is it possible that Fhet Khet is on her way to 500? In that picture she looked close to 300.
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Based on that picture I'd say she was around 260-280. In the wedding photo she looks to be maybe 140-150 to me.
There's about 100 weeks between the wedding photo and the car photo, which puts her gaining around 1.25 lbs per week. That could be something like 500-600 extra calories per day.
As you gain weight the base amount of calories your body needs to maintain that weight also increases, which means as she gained weight she continued to increase her caloric intake to still be consuming 500-600 excess calories per day. I'm too lazy to look at a TDEE calculator right now but IIRC that means from wedding photo to car photo this means her daily caloric intake has also increased by around 400 calories over that time period.

Based on this rate and her continued gain, and spending the last 6 months jobless and sedentary, I would estimate she is in the 300-320 range and may be starting to plateau if she has not increased her calorie consumption over the last year.
 
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