Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Cistern Rumbler said:
Panda was a young attention whore, and saying Phil erased Kat's online presence is assuming a lot.
It's also a contradiction to how Phil initially marketed Kat. He wanted her to be in his content. The videos exist of him saying this.
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I still firmly believe DSP is unhappy that Kat isn't in his garbage content. The three times she was he made a hell of a lot more money than usual, and when Kat was first around and appearing he shilled the hell out of her. Cooking streams, co-ops, all the nonsense. Kat refusing to appear is probably the closest thing to cucking that exists in a Potato/DSP relationship.

The only change to my theory is that she's now a human blob and DSP may feel shame when she's seen, but maybe if she had occasionally been seen in content she'd have motive to not balloon out.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
So is DSP, and he overshared his life for a decade.

Panda was a young attention whore, and saying Phil erased Kat's online presence is assuming a lot.
It's also a contradiction to how Phil initially marketed Kat. He wanted her to be in his content. The videos exist of him saying this.
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Theres introverted and then theres internet introverted. DSP has no problem being a tough guy and extroverted as long as he's in a locked down house hundreds of miles from everyone else and has 100% power over the environment.

Khet simply just doesn't want to deal with even the minuscule chance of confrontation in north korea chat and would rather cavort with elves and dwaves all day.

She dropped off the face of the planet for the same reason she doesn't question the morality of the person she's 'partnered' with, for the same reason why she despite being a hardcore gamer has the most generic massmarket coonsumer taste playing vanilla unmodded skyrim on a 10 inch monitor for the xth consecutive year, for the same reason she's continued to stack soup cans into her 30s and apparently doesn't seem to have the drive to move up within that field or at another job.

Khet like millions of others including most of dsp paypigs is a dull incurious person who just wants an ordered simple dull life possibly as a NEET with minimal disruption. The incuriousity extends to matters of morality. There may be occasional flashes of ambition but they just fizzle to nothing usually. And heck, if simple is what she wants in life more power to her. No shame in the simple existence in and of itself. Just not sure wisdom has anything directly to do with it.

Now phil learned well from his greatest humiliation at the hands of Reanna. phil from the start or close to it likely positioned khet to eventually be offscreen, including the fake rage at the attacks she reportedly suffered psychically traveling to KF.

If theres anything he's good at its finding the right people to use as tools. Khet was the perfect person to implant the idea of having a wife into the peabrains of his fans and then shove her to the side which she was only too willing to go to. For phil the idea of him being a MATOOR adult with a wife is whats important not the wife herself. Out of the picture khet could become a tool to do anything he wants in DSPtales. Being there in person gives khet too much power to cuck phil like Reanna did. Including worst of all destroy the image of phil the family man by leaving him.

Again none of this has anything to do with intelligence other than the low pig cunning for self preservation phil sometimes shows.
 
I don't disagree with most of that, I just think this part doesn't make sense:
grump said:
Now phil learned well from his greatest humiliation at the hands of Reanna. phil from the start or close to it likely positioned khet to eventually be offscreen, including the fake rage at the attacks she reportedly suffered psychically traveling to KF.
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All the evidence I've seen points to Kat not wanting to be in his content while Phil simultaneously always wanted the opposite.
 
I bet kat has a twitter or youtube account still. No way does someone who is streaming and making videos just up and leave it all without some kind of alt to fall back on.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
I don't disagree with most of that, I just think this part doesn't make sense:

All the evidence I've seen points to Kat not wanting to be in his content while Phil simultaneously always wanted the opposite.
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Since when has phil wanted to put more than the bare minimum of effort or introduce complexity into his product?

If khet's primary purpose was to be an actual presence do you think phil would simply sit around for years and let her get away with not fulfilling her end of the bargain? There would be a ton of hardcore bitching at least. How hard did phil try to integrate Reanna beyond what she wanted to do anyway? In the end he practically forgot about her.

I agree he might see the theoretical dollar signs but I don't think her actual presence is much of a priority for him. Also remember his imagined reputation is extremely important to him, even when its totally illogical since its already mud. See the keemstar incident.
 
grump said:
do you think phil would simply sit around for years and let her get away with not fulfilling her end of the bargain? There would be a ton of hardcore bitching at least.
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This assumes a lot about the power dynamics of their marriage. She doesn't even cook much anymore. What makes you think if Phil said "get on stream" she'd oblige?

Yeah I just don't really agree with your perspective here. Phil wanted her to be on his streams occasionally and after two of them, she put the kibosh on that idea.
 
Phil and Kat's power dynamic is pretty easy to decipher. She wanted a comfortable life and she wears the pants, always having the threat of depriving DSP of his precious adult credentials as a married man. DSP tries everything he can in his slimy meek way to keep her from leaving him. The hard part is trying to piece out how much of anything Phil says as bullshit because he's a proven unreliable narrator.
 
Gramh said:
Phil and Kat's power dynamic is pretty easy to decipher. She wanted a comfortable life and she wears the pants, always having the threat of depriving DSP of his precious adult credentials as a married man. DSP tries everything he can in his slimy meek way to keep her from leaving him. The hard part is trying to piece out how much of anything Phil says as bullshit because he's a proven unreliable narrator.
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How much he bitches and complains and makes excuses generally tells you more about the truth than the actual noises coming out of his mouth.
 
Gramh said:
She wanted a comfortable life and she wears the pants, always having the threat of depriving DSP of his precious adult credentials as a married man.
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The real benefit to Phil is that with Kat he's begging for two. He needs that day off to spend with his wife, he needs to order door dash because cooking at home every night is boring and they deserve something special and he has bills to pay and a family to support. Not only can he ask for more money, but now he's not being selfish he's just trying to be a good husband.
 
UncleFuckAss said:
I meant more in the context of her having a 322 page internet forum page filled with people calling her a fat ugly horse. I don't think she deserves that, but she knew what she was getting in to.
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She signed up for it, if she cared at all instead of another dick to couch surf off of she would have done proper fucking vetting, its her fucking fault. Fuck around and find out.
 
She fucked around and found out she doesn't have to do shit for the rest of her life with DSP, however long that is.
 
Xenomorph said:
She signed up for it, if she cared at all instead of another dick to couch surf off of she would have done proper fucking vetting, its her fucking fault. Fuck around and find out.
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Leaving aside that she as an adult purposely chose to enter into the vortex and continues to choose to stay in it as well as doing scummy moves on the way Khet is a subject of interest simply because Phil can't shut up about her and brings her up at every possible opportunity. Its like a criminal going on and on about his sister and how they did this and that and when the police decide to investigate starts screaming about them targeting family. If Khet really is uncomfortable about mean insults on forums she doesn't read or know about maybe she should tell phil to knock off talking about her ever 5 minutes but apparently she can't be bothered.
 
Cistern Rumbler said:
She fucked around and found out she doesn't have to do shit for the rest of her life with DSP, however long that is.
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considering phils health, not much longer. 20 years if we're being generous.
if phil has a stroke and gets paralyzed, will she stick around to take care of him?
interestingly, does she care about phil at all. is there even a tiny bit something deep down inside that shows some amount of love for phil?
they've lived togerher so long, she's likely gotten used to his presence on some level. if she leaves phil there'd be a jarring change.

edit: how long was Kat with subaruman? has she been with phil longer than subaruman?
 
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Michael Janke said:
if phil has a stroke and gets paralyzed, will she stick around to take care of him?
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Depends how severe the stroke is.
I have heard of family pretty much being paralzed on one side of the face.
You have to do EVERYTHING for them:
feed, clothe, wipe, and yes sometimes bathe.
If a spouse/ loved one is devoted about rehabilitation is possible.

Sure though Phil that numbing sensation HAD to have been you sleeping on your hand right?
RIGHT?!
 
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