Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
Kat's not going anywhere. She's already found a dumb paypig mark in Phil who is willing to keep her around despite her getting obese and doing nothing around the house. She's hit the wall HARD, it would be really difficult for her to find a new guy to leech from. Even if Phil were sick of her shit, he would never kick her to the curb because he likes to say he's a married man. Plus, she would divorce him, secrets would come out in the proceedings and they've been married long enough to where she could very easily get alimony, which would destroy Phil's wallet and ego. It's fun to think about how Phil would react to Kat leaving, but it's just not going to happen. They're stuck with each other.
 
Kat lived in Michigan for her entire adult life. She doesn't know how to drive in 2 inches of snow.
Dude if you know something about her upbringing it's not entirely out there to believe her mom had everything childproofed until Khet was in her teens.......damn thinking about it that's not too far off from Dave and his trips to the store with mommy where at 12 he was allowed to walk around with toys still in the packaging. Sidebar people can say what they want about that Gavin guy who was Vice I'll give him this though: if you were a parent in the 80's or 90's and your kid was fucking around with action figures past the age of say 9 then you got a problem and if they're 12 telling you to buy them some fucking Wolverine toy then you got Dave.
 
Dude if you know something about her upbringing it's not entirely out there to believe her mom had everything childproofed until Khet was in her teens.......damn thinking about it that's not too far off from Dave and his trips to the store with mommy where at 12 he was allowed to walk around with toys still in the packaging. Sidebar people can say what they want about that Gavin guy who was Vice I'll give him this though: if you were a parent in the 80's or 90's and your kid was fucking around with action figures past the age of say 9 then you got a problem and if they're 12 telling you to buy them some fucking Wolverine toy then you got Dave.
Her mom lost custody when Kat was like 9 years old. She was not involved in her teenage years at all.
 
Her mom lost custody when Kat was like 9 years old. She was not involved in her teenage years at all.
You're confusing Kat and Jenna: Jenna was born in the mid 1990s which would have made her 9ish when the attempted exorcism happened in 2005 but Kat was born in 1990. She would have been in high school, maybe even a sophomore, when her parents lost custody
 
Even if Phil were sick of her shit, he would never kick her to the curb because he likes to say he's a married man.
Exactly. Being a married man with a swimsuit model wife (lol) and furry son is incredibly important to Phil's ego. It's the one thing that he can point to and say "See trolls, I'm not a massive manchild loser! I'm a family man working hard for my mo-wife and son!". It also helps his deep-seated insecurities about being immature. Phil loves the image of himself as a married guy far more than he loves Kat or Jasper.
 
Phil loves the image of himself as a married guy far more than he loves Kat or Jasper.
That, plus Phil is pot committed. He paid a lot just to move her to Renton, effectively gave her a car, and who knows how much to keep her around. He paid to get that wife which proves he's a mature adult, he's not going to give it away easily. That's Phil's money!
 
You're confusing Kat and Jenna: Jenna was born in the mid 1990s which would have made her 9ish when the attempted exorcism happened in 2005 but Kat was born in 1990. She would have been in high school, maybe even a sophomore, when her parents lost custody
Mom loses kids after girl is found in closet
By Stephen W. Huber
(Michigan) The Oakland Press Online, August 27, 2002


An Orion Township mother who claimed her 7-year-old daughter was possessed by demons and allegedly locked her in a closet overnight has lost temporary custody of her three daughters. The mother, 43, also is charged with second-degree child abuse - a 4-year felony - in connection with the July 29 incident in her home.
A preliminary examination is set for Thursday in Rochester Hills district court. A hearing also is set on a neglect petition for the same day in Oakland County Probate Court. The mother's name is not being used to protect the identity of the daughter.
"I have a lot of concerns about what she had subjected her child to," Assistant Prosecutor Cynthia Pike said Monday.
"This is not the first time (the girl) has been confined. The girl said she was locked in a bedroom for two weeks. The girl was actually relieved when deputies arrived. They gave her a bottle of water and an apple while she was in the closet. There were no toilet facilities in the closet."
The girl was required to make most of her own meals, existing of soup prepared in a microwave oven, Pike said.
The mother called sheriff's deputies July 29 and told them she no longer wanted custody of the daughter. The mother said she has had trouble with her youngest daughter for several years, according to court documents.
She contended the girl had threatened to slit the mother's neck and then shove a sex device down her throat.
The mother told deputies to frisk her daughter when they arrived because she had a "psychic connection" to the girl and believed she had a knife tied to her leg and didn't want to see anyone get hurt.
The deputies found the girl in a closet with a chair propped under the door handle. The closet was in a bedroom that had its door tied to another door. No knife was found on the girl.
The mother allegedly contacted the girl's paternal grandfather two days before the incident at 3:15 a.m. and said the girl was "snorting and had red, glowing eyes, and that mother had locked her in a bedroom to be safe," according to court documents.
The girl's 11-year-old sister told a sheriff's detective that she, an older sister and their mother stayed up until 6 a.m. July 29, praying over the girl to rid her of her demons.
The mother allegedly contacted a priest for advice on how to rid the girl of her demons. The mother put vegetable oil on the doors of the house in the shape of a cross but it did not get rid of the demons as hoped, court records said.
The mother allegedly told a Family Independence Agency worker July 30 that the daughter acts "bizarrely" around Bibles and described the demon in her daughter as a 22-year-old midget named Hannah.
"It's a very bizarre situation, and as the facts become uncovered, it becomes more and more startling," said attorney Daniel Bagdade, who is the court-appointed guardian for the three children.
Bagdade said he has spoken to the older sisters of the girl but not the girl herself.
"My conversations with the girls indicate that there is something very strange afoot," Bagdade said.
Attorney Diana Bare, who represents the mother in probate court, said her client felt she and her daughters were at risk of physical and spiritual danger.
"She acted accordingly in a world where good and evil have a palpable effect," Bare said. "Believing her actions to be correct, she relied upon the Sheriff's Department to assist her. They did and now she faces prosecution.
"On any given day, through faith, people pray to their God for intervention. This God cannot be seen, heard or touched. Systems of belief dictate interaction with a world of spirits - some good, some bad. To judge (the mother) for acting as she did may be disingenuous."
Pike disagreed.
"Regardless of your belief system, it's still abuse to lock your kid in a closet," Pike said.
The children, ages 15 and 11, and the girl, have been placed in the care of the Family Independence Agency. The mother is free on bond.
The Oakland Press 2002

Oh I was wrong she was 11. yeah you're right she was probably in high school and learning to drive
 
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This pic is on the Curls&Twirls site and people on Twitter were saying the top right pic is Kat but I doubt it. Just wondering what you guys thought.

initial tweet I saw

Curls&Twirls site
 
If anyone in that picture was Kat, you'd know by the distinctive way her 8th chin tends to try to climb over the 7th.
 
This pic is on the Curls&Twirls site and people on Twitter were saying the top right pic is Kat but I doubt it. Just wondering what you guys thought.

I'm going to say it's her, because I think it would be hilarious if Phil were hitched to a purple haired, bob cut, landwhale mom wife that sleeps in a different bed.
 
70 dollars an hour? that's alotta part time ours at the ol' fred meyer. I got nothing to lose saying which way or the other but to me that lady does have that same jawline and cheek structure. If it's not Khet then my second guess would be a Fiona from Shrek cosplayer.
 
Mom loses kids after girl is found in closet
By Stephen W. Huber
(Michigan) The Oakland Press Online, August 27, 2002




Oh I was wrong she was 11. yeah you're right she was probably in high school and learning to drive
“They gave her a bottle of water and an apple while she was in the closet.”

Getting DoorDashed even back then.
 
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This pic is on the Curls&Twirls site and people on Twitter were saying the top right pic is Kat but I doubt it. Just wondering what you guys thought.

initial tweet I saw

Curls&Twirls site
It looks likes it is her just based on the outrageous eye makeup that Kat always has.

I feel like not many people have their eye makeup like that but could be wrong.. so that + the face shape, I would say there’s a high chance it’s her
 
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