Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Fapcop]

She literally unhinged her jaw to swallow Doordash whole

To save time. By unhinging her jaw like this, she doesn’t need to take bites nor chew but can just shove food down her gullet.

She probably does that food aggression growling thing that true fatties do, when Phil tries to take some of her sushi.

 

[Iron Father]

The way she yawns reminds of the faces Phil pulls when he eats.

 

[LiquidCancer]

She seems special upstairs

 

[Iron Father]

She seems special upstairs

She said she doesn't remember Phil wearing Hawaiian shirts.
Like, is she just that dented, or are they unironically housemates, and she doesn't notice what he wears?

 

[Preferred Penne]

To save time. By unhinging her jaw like this, she doesn’t need to take bites nor chew but can just shove food down her gullet.

She probably does that food aggression growling thing that true fatties do, when Phil tries to take some of her sushi.

 

[Kongolo]

I will confess something: I think raccoon Kat was kind of cute.
Fast forward half a decade later and she's now a giant gorilla. Goes to show the toll that living with Phil takes on a person.

 

[Fapcop]

I will confess something: I think raccoon Kat was kind of cute.
Fast forward half a decade later and she's now a giant gorilla. Goes to show the toll that living with Phil takes on a person.

Feels my friend. She definitely was. Cute anime Khat was way beyond Phil’s league.

Far gorilla Khat though is exactly what he deserves.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

I will confess something: I think raccoon Kat was kind of cute.
Fast forward half a decade later and she's now a giant gorilla. Goes to show the toll that living with Phil takes on a person.

Original Kat had 'I can fix her energy'. She wasn't ugly, just kinda frumpy and with a bad fashion sense. She's never have been GOOD looking, but some better eating habits and new clothes she'd have looked average.

Phil went the 'I can make her worse' route.

 

[Kongolo]

Original Kat had 'I can fix her energy'

This is exactly what I think when I look at the left pic. On the right we have the result of sharing your life with Phil.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

She wasn't ugly,

profile begs to differ

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Are you guys editing these photos or does she really have that monkey jaw??

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits 2]

Are you guys editing these photos or does she really have that monkey jaw??

She's always had what looks, to be more technical, like an underbite, yes.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

She's always had what looks, to be more technical, like an underbite, yes.

Underbite? Nigga that's a subterranean bite.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Imagine her doing the hair tricks video now and picture her blubber reacting to the bass.

 

[Kongolo]

She's always had what looks, to be more technical, like an underbite, yes.

Which she could have corrected with braces or even surgery that would have cost just a few months of Champions budget.

 

[Iron Father]

I think raccoon Kat was kind of cute.

Feels my friend. She definitely was. Cute anime Khat was way beyond Phil’s league.

Y'all niggas are trippin.

 

[Fapcop]

Original Kat had 'I can fix her energy'. She wasn't ugly, just kinda frumpy and with a bad fashion sense. She's never have been GOOD looking, but some better eating habits and new clothes she'd have looked average.

Phil went the 'I can make her worse' route.

OG Kat was a perfectly respectable 7/10.

Ok, a 6/10 if she was standing next to Panda, but still…

Y'all niggas are trippin.

Ah yes, I forget that this is Kiwifarms.

Where Chads slay 10’s on a daily basis, and the lowly 9s have to earn their blowjob giving privileges through chores and manual labor.

 

[Iron Father]

Ah yes, I forget that this is Kiwifarms.

Where Chads slay 10’s on a daily basis, and the lowly 9s have to earn their blowjob giving privileges through chores and manual labor.

Actually I think I'm one of the few here who argued Kat looked fine, but 7/10 is above average imo.

 

[You're MDNWU]

OG Kat was a perfectly respectable 7/10.

Ok, a 6/10 if she was standing next to Panda, but still…

6 or 7 is above average. Early Kat was 4 or 5; slightly below average/average at best.

Not necessarily ugly, but also not a catch.

 

[marlintan]

6 or 7 is above average. Early Kat was 4 or 5; slightly below average/average at best.

Not necessarily ugly, but also not a catch.

I think yall are missing things not related to Catherine, it's who's chasing her... a fat man that slid into her DMs about OBS questions that he originally had Rambo set up. A fat polish man that is perpetually in debt, with no potential prospects... Catherine is a 10/10 for DSP.