Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Sicko Hunter said:
So many people within the Detractorverse are overly sympathetic to Kat painting her as this victim of abuse and how Phil is keeping her hostage in the Snortfort but it could not be further from the truth. Kat lucked into a situation where she went from couch surfing living in near if not out right poverty to a comfortable middle class gated community lifestyle with endless free Doordash. She agreed to marry Phil and can leave his ass anytime she wants there is no legal obligation for her to be with him. She chooses to stay because he's her meal ticket. She's not some victim.
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Plus, while you can make the argument Leanna didn't know what she was getting into with Phil, there's no excuse with Kat. He was already a begging lolcow streamer when they met, or at least when they got together (there's some theories out there they may have known each other for years before the tweets). She's there because "Twitch Guy" pays her bills.
 
BPD Gunt Rider said:
Plus, while you can make the argument Leanna didn't know what she was getting into with Phil, there's no excuse with Kat. He was already a begging lolcow streamer when they met, or at least when they got together (there's some theories out there they may have known each other for years before the tweets). She's there because "Twitch Guy" pays her bills.
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This is a fantastic point. His entire life with Leanna was vlogged on his channel and Kat was documented to be a fan. She saw him and how he treated her, how it ended and still decided to marry him. It's entirely on her.
Iron Hamster said:
I'm not sure being made out to be a literal mouth drooling moron to the public by the person that allegedly loves you is a win.
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If you're trailer trash with nothing to your name like Kat was it is a win to get into a middle class gated community. She objectively made her life better by marrying Phil.
 
Beverly Sutphin said:
I do remember when Almighty Tevin interviewed Subaru man and he did mention that the prized Clydesdale was basically using him for cash, even though she worked some menial job, but was perfectly happy just doing that. I don't know Subaru man personally, but from everything we know so far, he seems like an alright guy. He was dumbstruck when she gave him the swerve, when all of a sudden, he finds out she's been talking to "the Twitch guy", who apparently had money falling out of his ass, and could give Khat all the DoorDash she could handle.

I think Khat was his first serious live in situation, as I do recall she moved in with him and that was his place at the time, and that he contributed to a majority of everything, while Khat worked part time at the grocery store. Subaru man felt like he was the man, making good money, driving a nice Subaru, and a horse that wasn't galloping around the internet looking for another sucker. I think he (Subaru) was just like "Hey, what the fuck!!?" when he found out that Khat was looking for another stable.

While I contribute to Subaru man finding out that it's a evil world we live in, I do think him finding his hot Latina wife definitely made Subaru man bounce back from the Clydesdale. Again, when you're young, dumb, and full of cum....the first one tends to hit the hardest.
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Keep in mind that when Jeff and Kat got together Jeff was like 18 and Kat was like 23. My head cannon is that it probably felt pretty cool for 18 year old Jeff to have a girlfriend who could buy him and his buddies alcohol whenever they wanted.
If I remember Kat was unemployed for like 18 to 24 months in the middle of their 4 1/2 year relationship.
Jeff was like 22 to 23 max when he caught Kat texting Phil right next to him, and I believe she had already flown out to Phil once at that point for the "Weekend Girlfriend Experience". Jeff was still a pretty young guy and that was probably his only long term relationship at that point.
He says he kicked her out then and there, so I don't see the need for a restraining order against someone who kicked you out of their house and wants nothing to do with you. Just seems retaliatory. Her lashing out from her anger issues one final time at him.
 
Has Jenna ever shared any pictures of her and Kat together? I guess they're only half-sisters since they don't have the same last name.
 
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
Has Jenna ever shared any pictures of her and Kat together? I guess they're only half-sisters since they don't have the same last name.
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No and she probably does not have any - they were split up by Child Services in the early 2000s, when she was a preteen and well before cameraphones were ubiquitous. Then you have to factor in how (assuming @shalashaska told the truth) Jenna hates Kat.
 
UncleTusky said:
No and she probably does not have any - they were split up by Child Services in the early 2000s, when she was a preteen and well before cameraphones were ubiquitous. Then you have to factor in how (assuming @shalashaska told the truth) Jenna hates Kat.
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I guess if anyone would know best, it'd be ALT insider. Could've sworn he showed a childhood picture of them together which Jenna posted on her facebook or instagram story back in sep or dec last year on one of the many dsp watch parties. I could be misremembering though. The Jenna rabbit hole goes deep, she's a drifter with a numerous amount of instagrams.
 
Shon&Saunders666420 said:
I guess if anyone would know best, it'd be ALT insider. Could've sworn he showed a childhood picture of them together which Jenna posted on her facebook or instagram story back in sep or dec last year on one of the many dsp watch parties. I could be misremembering though. The Jenna rabbit hole goes deep, she's a drifter with a numerous amount of instagrams.
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Yeah I probably got it wrong. She posted family photos on Insta (link here) and one of them shows her with another girl. If that wasn't Kat it was probably the other sister (whose name is Chelsey if memory serves).

Edit - can't screencap because am on mobile but Jenna posted a photo on her Insta listing her name as "Jenna Lane Varner". Is that new?
 
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I wouldn't be surprised if they made a trip to the Renton dump/landfill. That seems to be one of their more frequent day-off destinations. Very romantic.
 
Wendyverse Enjoyer said:
I kind of wonder with Kat remaining with Phil. Would it be because of their age at this point; Phil's in his 40's and Kat is no spring chicken anymore. She stays because prospectively; she's kinda fucked in the dating market? Not that she couldn't find some desperate shmuck to ram her folds.
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Kat is still with Phil for a few reasons. She has no family, she would be homeless without Phil. She can skate by with only having a part time retail job, Phil supports their alcohol addiction, eating/spending addictions. Knowing Philbert, I genuinely, and no hyperbole can't think of a single Positive quality Phil can present to her, that would make her wanna stay. He's stuck with her, and She's stuck with him. Phil can't divorce her, cause then the Detractors will get a new saga, and a W, Kat can't leave him because, who tf else does she have?
 
MomentumShafted said:
Kat is still with Phil for a few reasons. She has no family, she would be homeless without Phil. She can skate by with only having a part time retail job, Phil supports their alcohol addiction, eating/spending addictions. Knowing Philbert, I genuinely, and no hyperbole can't think of a single Positive quality Phil can present to her, that would make her wanna stay. He's stuck with her, and She's stuck with him. Phil can't divorce her, cause then the Detractors will get a new saga, and a W, Kat can't leave him because, who tf else does she have?
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I'm sure Suburuman was thinking the same thing, then ol' DSP came sliding in the DMs. I bet that's why Phil made her delete all social media because he knew she would jump on any opportunity to leave him for a richer lolcow or any one of the detractors that'd be flooding her messages. Imagine a timeline where DSP gets divorced because Khet leaves him for Tevin? "So guys, me and Khet are getting a divorce and you're going to notice a lot less things in the background of my stream. It's... Tevin's fault!"
 
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