Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Hamburger Detractor said:
I'm sure Suburuman was thinking the same thing, then ol' DSP came sliding in the DMs. I bet that's why Phil made her delete all social media because he knew she would jump on any opportunity to leave him for a richer lolcow or any one of the detractors that'd be flooding her messages. Imagine a timeline where DSP gets divorced because Khet leaves him for Tevin? "So guys, me and Khet are getting a divorce and you're going to notice a lot less things in the background of my stream. It's... Tevin's fault!"
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LOL that is probably the exact reason Phil told her to do that. Not only that, he probably did not want the trolls to send her clips and shit of him airing out all their dirty laundry like he always does. Not to mention all of the WWEC evidence everybody had on him, so his little "Promise" he made to Khet would have been all for nothing.
 
That's comical.. Phil makes people do stuff every single day of his life. He begs to 50th degree, and it works. Phil 100% can make feeble minded people do stuff for him. Kat would fall under the same umbrella as his dents do. What's Khet really gonna say to Phil? No?

Like I said she has no family, nowhere to go, she has to listen to him. She also probably had some incentive to delete her socials anyway cause it would have been littered with horse photos and just a plethora of other stuff.
QwahlityKahntent said:
why do people keep saying this? phil is too much of a pussy bitch to "make" anyone do anything
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Imagine Phil treating Khet like his dents setting goals with his fat wife on a whiteboard. Cringe as fuck but I wouldn’t put it past pigroach doing it under the guise of some sort of bonding with the two of them.
 
I wouldn't be shocked if Khet still has some form of social media. It's not exactly hard to have an anonymous account if you're not DSP. Just because we haven't found TheyCallMeKhet or DownFromTheStables on Discord or Twitter or whatever, it doesn't mean she isn't lurking in some Skyrim thread asking for a mod that lets her link up her Doordash account so she can order without having to pause her gaming. Usually the reason lolcows are so easy to track on social media is because a common cow trait is they crave attention, so they either won't try and hide or they'll be like Phil and either repeat the same username everywhere, or jump right back into the same threads/discussions and all but reveal themselves
 
Switch Mongo said:
Imagine Phil treating Khet like his dents setting goals with his fat wife on a whiteboard. Cringe as fuck but I wouldn’t put it past pigroach doing it under the guise of some sort of bonding with the two of them.
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"Now, wife! Let's get started with the first vegetable of the day! A bite of cucumber or carrot or broccoli! All are valid forms of nutrition and will count toward our daily dietary fiber goal! If we finish an entire serving of vegetables by the end of the first meal of the day, I'll even put on the Skyrim helmet and do a celebratory bubble blow!"
 
Switch Mongo said:
Imagine Phil treating Khet like his dents setting goals with his fat wife on a whiteboard. Cringe as fuck but I wouldn’t put it past pigroach doing it under the guise of some sort of bonding with the two of them.
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It's been years since we got a condo tour but in his kitchen he had two whiteboards. One was a chore schedule: Monday - take out trash. Tuesday - bring trash can in garage. Wednesday - check mail. etc. The other was the weekly menu.

So this is something that is actually very probable.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I wouldn't be shocked if Khet still has some form of social media. It's not exactly hard to have an anonymous account if you're not DSP. Just because we haven't found TheyCallMeKhet or DownFromTheStables on Discord or Twitter or whatever,
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this. the only reason she probably got rid of twitter is because weens probably started harassing her on it
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
It's been years since we got a condo tour but in his kitchen he had two whiteboards. One was a chore schedule: Monday - take out trash. Tuesday - bring trash can in garage. Wednesday - check mail. etc. The other was the weekly menu.

So this is something that is actually very probable
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Phil to khet “lose 150 pounds to hit the goal and that will lock-in us going on a honeymoon”
 
Sloppy Party Bottom said:
Is there a link to that somewhere? I searched around here and on his channel and didn't find anything, but I was probably searching for the wrong thing.
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From what I recall from back in the day, there wasn't like a video interview or anything.

Long back story time: Phil's Internet or something went out one day because Kat unplugged the router to vacuum. Phil was unable to stream vidya so he had a Q&A stream. In this stream he mentioned he had a new car. The detractor community picked up on this because as far as we knew he only had the shitty used Corolla. The detractors used their autism to search up insurance records for Phil and Kat to see if there was a new car. There was no new car but they discovered that Kat was also insured on a Subaru in Michigan along with her ex, Jeff. This is how he got the name "Subaru Man".

Detractors descended upon Jeff's socials. He was obviously annoyed at dozens of strangers messaging him because his ex was now dating Phil. He made a statement somewhere giving us all the known lore such as Kat not knowing how to cook, her general laziness, how he found out she was messaging the "Streamer Guy" behind his back, etc. etc.

Tevin took this info and made a video explaining it all. He also found Jeff's YouTube and the infamous "Hair Tricks" videos.

As far as I know he never directly was in contact with Jeff or interviewed him. But I could be wrong and just never saw it. I was a pretty regular watcher of Tevin at that time so I'm pretty confident in my memory.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
From what I recall from back in the day, there wasn't like a video interview or anything.

Long back story time: Phil's Internet or something went out one day because Kat unplugged the router to vacuum. Phil was unable to stream vidya so he had a Q&A stream. In this stream he mentioned he had a new car. The detractor community picked up on this because as far as we knew he only had the shitty used Corolla. The detractors used their autism to search up insurance records for Phil and Kat to see if there was a new car. There was no new car but they discovered that Kat was also insured on a Subaru in Michigan along with her ex, Jeff. This is how he got the name "Subaru Man".

Detractors descended upon Jeff's socials. He was obviously annoyed at dozens of strangers messaging him because his ex was now dating Phil. He made a statement somewhere giving us all the known lore such as Kat not knowing how to cook, her general laziness, how he found out she was messaging the "Streamer Guy" behind his back, etc. etc.

Tevin took this info and made a video explaining it all. He also found Jeff's YouTube and the infamous "Hair Tricks" videos.

As far as I know he never directly was in contact with Jeff or interviewed him. But I could be wrong and just never saw it. I was a pretty regular watcher of Tevin at that time so I'm pretty confident in my memory.
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I was around when the shit was discovered and if I remember right someone texted him and he said he didn't want anything to do with the situation because he was hounded by tards. Now Amber that's the person of interest that would've have a front row seat to the madness as she was Mrs. Ed's best friend and the one from the texts with Jeff when facilitating get her shout of their apartment so she could move in with the twitch guy.
 
Anybody got a link or can verify?
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Do you think we'll ever see Kat again?

I'd given her up for dead before she appeared on his stream at twice the size so anything's possible.

I think she'll make a comeback if she manages to lose a significant amount of weight but if she doesn't we may never see her ever again. That or if she kills phil and takes over his streams behaving as though nothing's out of the ordinary.
 
Fuckyoudad said:
Do you think we'll ever see Kat again?

I'd given her up for dead before she appeared on his stream at twice the size so anything's possible.

I think she'll make a comeback if she manages to lose a significant amount of weight but if she doesn't we may never see her ever again. That or if she kills phil and takes over his streams behaving as though nothing's out of the ordinary.
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If she does someone blue highlight it cause I've checked out after all the faggot sperging out about Piggys supposed increased muscle mass.
 
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