Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Should I check CT or WA?

As far as I know, the license was granted in Bridgeport, Connecticut. The marriage was held there too on April 9th or 10th

 

[James Smith]

As far as I know, the license was granted in Bridgeport, Connecticut. The marriage was held there too on April 9th or 10th

At 1:40 AM Eastern he posted that it was his wedding night while complaining about trolls, so it was probably the 10th.

 

[the khat quaffer]

If someone paid me I'd do it tbh.

Not to be a dick or anything, but....really?? $20? That's the only great thing stopping you? You can't roll up some pennies? Or is it some pride thing about not spending money on pigroach?

 

[Shambler]

Not to be a dick or anything, but....really?? $20? That's the only great thing stopping you? You can't roll up some pennies? Or is it some pride thing about not spending money on pigroach?

i sort of get it, imagine it like this, i'd never go and see a michael bay transformers movie but if someone gave me a ticket to see it with them i guess i could bother to get up for it. i would never spend my own money on it

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

To clarify why you need to dox yourself to get the info, this is a public record available to anyone over 18 years old. They need to verify your age and maybe some other stuff. I don't think they would do anything with that info like give it to Phil.

I looked at one site a little bit while I was on break at work.

Order Vital Records & Birth Certificates Online | VitalChek

Order official birth certificates and vital records online through VitalChek. Government authorized documents. Safe, easy, secure, and fast!

www.vitalchek.com

They ask all this info, you pay them, they look in their records, and they mail you the requested docs.

 

[the khat quaffer]

i sort of get it, imagine it like this, i'd never go and see a michael bay transformers movie but if someone gave me a ticket to see it with them i guess i could bother to get up for it. i would never spend my own money on it

That analogy holds true iff I didn't spend every day on a site dedicated to autism about transformers, where information about transformers is highly prized, where procuring said information is grounds for sweet, sweet clout (which will surely last forever).

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

That analogy holds true iff I didn't spend every day on a site dedicated to autism about transformers, where information about transformers is highly prized, where procuring said information is grounds for sweet, sweet clout (which will surely last forever).

I doubt people come here for clout or whatever, we come here to make fun of retards like DSP and his paypigs.
I personally would never give money or waste money on DSP, because I'm not willing to be part of the "waste money on DSP to troll him" group.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Any news on the marriage license?

 

[TheTriggerin']

No, Because nobody cares enough to dox themselves over the pigroach.

 

[James Smith]

Any news on the marriage license?

I have an 18 year old printer that requires a replacement cable so I'm waiting on getting one delivered to print out the form. I would have mailed the form today but I ordered a 25 pin parallel cable instead of a 36 pin one.

 

[Schmeckel]

No, Because nobody cares enough to dox themselves over the pigroach.

There's not much to dox, really. It's not like Phil gets a notification that someone requests one of these records. I could go down to the county recorder and get however many certificates or go to the county clerk and get whatever license copy as long as I know the number. There's many of those quick marriage chapel places here that offer that as an additional paid service for their all-inclusive packages. It's how a lot of those tabloid folks get marriage information when spinning their juicy stories about celebrity eloping and all that.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

This might get some hate, but quick question: what has Kat ever done to anyone actually? A lot of people here calls her a horse, I have seen her get called a whore and whatnot, what has she ever done to deserve that? Yes, she's married to DSP. And? She is very rarely mentioned by DSP, she is never on stream, we have only seen her a few times EVER, and when she did show up people started to dig up her past to find out she had an abusive family and whatnot. If you support that, I'm sorry but what the fuck is wrong with you?

She clearly has some mental issues and that was obvious, there was no need to go dig up her past and shout it out for everyone to see. Also yes, she is associated with DSP. Being associated with DSP doesn't mean you deserve to be called a whore, ugly, horseface etc, etc. I get that if she were to do something stupid, just like his fans, you'd call her an idiot or an exceptional individual. But I saw earlier in the thread someone call her an 'equine whore' if I remember correctly. I am curious as to how any of you think that's ok in any shape or form? And I am not joking actually, I am curious as to why you think she deserves that. Did I miss something?



I do believe I added a disclaimer... ow there it is!

What makes her a whore is that she cheated on her ex with Dave, flew across the country because Dave seemed to have more money.

Also you're very clearly new here, and I don't think this is the right place for you if you're offended that easily.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

This might get some hate, but quick question: what has Kat ever done to anyone actually? A lot of people here calls her a horse, I have seen her get called a whore and whatnot, what has she ever done to deserve that? Yes, she's married to DSP. And? She is very rarely mentioned by DSP, she is never on stream, we have only seen her a few times EVER, and when she did show up people started to dig up her past to find out she had an abusive family and whatnot. If you support that, I'm sorry but what the fuck is wrong with you?

She clearly has some mental issues and that was obvious, there was no need to go dig up her past and shout it out for everyone to see. Also yes, she is associated with DSP. Being associated with DSP doesn't mean you deserve to be called a whore, ugly, horseface etc, etc. I get that if she were to do something stupid, just like his fans, you'd call her an idiot or an exceptional individual. But I saw earlier in the thread someone call her an 'equine whore' if I remember correctly. I am curious as to how any of you think that's ok in any shape or form? And I am not joking actually, I am curious as to why you think she deserves that. Did I miss something?



I do believe I added a disclaimer... ow there it is!

I don't go out of my way to insult her for any reason other than its the exact kind of insult that would rustle Phil. Now that there is confirmation he doesnt like it, I insist everyone do it more. Killing Phil by a million tiny narcisitic cuts is funny to me.

She directly profits from Phil's grift, is aware of the grift, and is likely a grifter herself. She doesnt get a free pass, no more than Leanna. Leanna gets more sympathy now, but she was an annoying bitch too, see the Kingdom Hearts incident.

 

[JackDavis]

This might get some hate, but quick question: what has Kat ever done to anyone actually? A lot of people here calls her a horse, I have seen her get called a whore and whatnot, what has she ever done to deserve that? Yes, she's married to DSP. And?

When she said "With what time? Phil is so busy!" and came up with the idea for a "Birthday Week", she became complicit in the scam.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

This might get some hate, but quick question: what has Kat ever done to anyone actually? A lot of people here calls her a horse, I have seen her get called a whore and whatnot, what has she ever done to deserve that? Yes, she's married to DSP. And? She is very rarely mentioned by DSP, she is never on stream, we have only seen her a few times EVER, and when she did show up people started to dig up her past to find out she had an abusive family and whatnot. If you support that, I'm sorry but what the fuck is wrong with you?

She clearly has some mental issues and that was obvious, there was no need to go dig up her past and shout it out for everyone to see. Also yes, she is associated with DSP. Being associated with DSP doesn't mean you deserve to be called a whore, ugly, horseface etc, etc. I get that if she were to do something stupid, just like his fans, you'd call her an idiot or an exceptional individual. But I saw earlier in the thread someone call her an 'equine whore' if I remember correctly. I am curious as to how any of you think that's ok in any shape or form? And I am not joking actually, I am curious as to why you think she deserves that. Did I miss something?

She was doxxed because Phil bragged about how "she was undoxxable" and "trolls would never find anything out about her".

She is clearly aware of Phil's lies and exploitation of wheelchair-symbols, which automatically makes her a terrible human equine being in my book.

She allegedly cheated on Subaru-Man.

The times she was on stream, she showed the same "smug" attitude as Phil himself.

 

[EcksDeeNiceTry]

What makes her a whore is that she cheated on her ex with Dave, flew across the country because Dave seemed to have more money.

Also you're very clearly new here, and I don't think this is the right place for you if you're offended that easily.

What makes her a whore is that she allegedly* cheated on her ex with Dave.

Fixed that for you. Congrats for apparently believing anything anyone says about DSP or Kat (which is the exact opposite of Phil's audience's problem, ironically enough). But maybe I am indeed too easily offended if having an entire thread dedicated to speculate about the man's wife and trying to dig up her past seems fucked up to me.

However, I'll stop causing trouble so that you guys can continue doing that in peace.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

What makes her a whore is that she allegedly* cheated on her ex with Dave.

Fixed that for you. Congrats for apparently believing anything anyone says about DSP or Kat (which is the exact opposite of Phil's audience's problem, ironically enough). But maybe I am indeed too easily offended if having an entire thread dedicated to speculate about the man's wife and trying to dig up her past seems fucked up to me.

However, I'll stop causing trouble so that you guys can continue doing that in peace.

Thanks for understanding, Phil.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

What makes her a whore is that she allegedly* cheated on her ex with Dave.

Fixed that for you. Congrats for apparently believing anything anyone says about DSP or Kat (which is the exact opposite of Phil's audience's problem, ironically enough). But maybe I am indeed too easily offended if having an entire thread dedicated to speculate about the man's wife and trying to dig up her past seems fucked up to me.

However, I'll stop causing trouble so that you guys can continue doing that in peace.

Shake my head. People just believe anything they hear. Uhh. [play video here] Tevin! It's Tevin's fault.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Continuation from the main thread.

Everyone deserves to be treated like he treats others, therefore I have little problem handling Phil as the literal piece of shit he is (he won't listen to any advice regardless, so what does it matter). Khet on the other hoof had a lil too less studio presence for me to get dung flung in her direction. Honestly, I know nothing about Khet except stuff she APPARENTLY said (which does not came from the pig's mouth) and that she just repeats what he says without any emotion. She's a mindless drone as far I'm aware of.

Does she actually believes what the pig says? I dunno.
Does she exploit him? I dunno.
Is she the most stealthy detractor? I dunno.
Can she think for herself? I dunno.
Has she said what pigroach said she said? I dunno.
Do they have sex? I dunno.
Does her paycheck partly goes to Phil? I dunno.
Her interests? I dunno. Overwatch?
Does she love Phil? I dunno.
Who the fuck is this Khet person?

Her obvious mental problems aren't fun tbh. And I'm not sure if Phil treats her right when she seems to be unstable, especislly when the pigroach can only talk about himself and his cruel problems and the Black guy who restreams his khantent, Khet might be the Queen of Suffering for him. I can imagine how he just wildly nods to her story as if he listens to a wheelchair symbol, without actually listening.

So with her rare presence I don't find it necessary to insult her in a ludicrous way. The horse meme is funny cuz it triggers Phil (and the pig + horse clips of Snort are quite funny). But she did something wrong, aaahbviously:

Bitch, your boyfriend, no your man of the household, the person you married, is PHIL DARKSYDEPHIL BURNELL. What the fuck is wrong with you?! You barely know this fat floppy snorting egomaniac and you married him! Every time you were part of his "business" it came back like a C4 boomerang, but you married him! You know his history, he constantly cries poor and attacks everyone in sight, but you married him. How can you agree to share a future with THIS PERSON?

She deserves some personal attacks, regarding her stupid life choices. Those make her literally a stupid bitch. Unless she knows something we don't know. Is this all a scam? This makes her an immoral stupid bitch.

 

[actually]

When she said "With what time? Phil is so busy!" and came up with the idea for a "Birthday Week", she became complicit in the scam.

Let's be fair here. Phil claims she came up with the idea. It's far more likely he was, just like when he breaks out a "people were telling me", passing responsibility off to try and insulate himself from the resulting blowback.