Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Schmeckel]

This might get some hate, but quick question: what has Kat ever done to anyone actually? A lot of people here calls her a horse, I have seen her get called a whore and whatnot, what has she ever done to deserve that? Yes, she's married to DSP. And? She is very rarely mentioned by DSP, she is never on stream, we have only seen her a few times EVER, and when she did show up people started to dig up her past to find out she had an abusive family and whatnot. If you support that, I'm sorry but what the fuck is wrong with you?

Nothing you said here was REALLY that wrong (although, I would tend to agree with some who think she's allegedly a shit person for allegedly cheating on Subaru-Man with Phil, what with Subaru-Man's correspondence with a local Kiwi allegedly confirming it....just my feels on that subject). Yeah, she's not wronged anyone personally here. She's out of the limelight, rarely mentioned except for when Phil says "Me and Kat are gonna do stuff on my day off!" and things like that. Personally, I just find it all amusing to poke fun at the pig and horse. I poke fun at nearly everyone. Do I wish either of them real harm? No. But, is it funny? Fuck yes.

However, the real answer to your last question just boils down to one thing: Autism. The autism sphere surrounding the pig is massive. If the pig says "She has no web presence! You'll never find her! She's unDOXXINGable!", there's some far more autistic than me that will take that as a challenge and go digging.

Never underestimate the power of autists with too much time on their hands.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

What makes her a whore is that she allegedly* cheated on her ex with Dave.

Fixed that for you. Congrats for apparently believing anything anyone says about DSP or Kat (which is the exact opposite of Phil's audience's problem, ironically enough). But maybe I am indeed too easily offended if having an entire thread dedicated to speculate about the man's wife and trying to dig up her past seems fucked up to me.

However, I'll stop causing trouble so that you guys can continue doing that in peace.

Are you actually a retard? I'm worried you're one of his paypigs trying to white knight.
You don't need to fix anything, I've seen enough proof to be sure the story is true.

Why even make a account on this site if you get so offended by what this site is?

 

[JackDavis]

Are you actually an exceptional individual?

He's an Ice Poseidon fan, so probably.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

He's an Ice Poseidon fan

-Shakes head in Hank Hill

Now that's just sad

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Let's keep in mind the keyword Phil throws out there is SOULMATE. So I'm led to believe for this to be true, then she would have to be equally as fucking screwed in the head just like Phil here. I think having experienced living with people like Phil after realizing how naive I was from watching him for this long, it doesn't sound like something out of a Disney movie.

So with this soulmate bullshit his beta self likes to spew, she is an extension of that. And we all know how Phil here is. The opposite of what a man should strive for, and would hardly ever call a man himself. And you settled for THAT. You are going to get shit.

Two peas in a pod.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Let's be fair here. Phil claims she came up with the idea. It's far more likely he was, just like when he breaks out a "people were telling me", passing responsibility off to try and insulate himself from the resulting blowback.

Amen. He loves to put words into peoples mouth who are out of reach for any second opinion. Just like she stormed out during Halloween because of Tevin's goons trolling her when he specifically said she would only show up for a little bit. There are so many more instances but just listen to him for a stream and it will happen.

"Alotta peepul are saying.''

Edit: Just like I said, tune in for 5 minutes even and you get gems like:

"There will be more chill MLB streams since people seem to like them."

Fucking said NO ONE.

 

[strandedcastaway]

Nothing you said here was REALLY that wrong (although, I would tend to agree with some who think she's allegedly a shit person for allegedly cheating on Subaru-Man with Phil, what with Subaru-Man's correspondence with a local Kiwi allegedly confirming it....just my feels on that subject). Yeah, she's not wronged anyone personally here. She's out of the limelight, rarely mentioned except for when Phil says "Me and Kat are gonna do stuff on my day off!" and things like that. Personally, I just find it all amusing to poke fun at the pig and horse. I poke fun at nearly everyone. Do I wish either of them real harm? No. But, is it funny? Fuck yes.

However, the real answer to your last question just boils down to one thing: Autism. The autism sphere surrounding the pig is massive. If the pig says "She has no web presence! You'll never find her! She's unDOXXINGable!", there's some far more autistic than me that will take that as a challenge and go digging.

Never underestimate the power of autists with too much time on their hands.

I don't think the standard of "wronging anyone personally here" is what leads to you getting a 4567-page thread on this site. Did you think someone here was personally hurt by Phil, like Phil smacked him in the face so he ran home and started a DSP thread? It's not personal, it's for years of internet buffoonery.

 

[MoonRocker]

In regards to the hate poured onto Phil’s equine trophy: she absolutely deserves it.

Why? Simple: guilty by association.

Phil has a very public persona. It’s so easy to find out who he truly is by watching his own content or more digestible detractor content. He’s an asshole. He’s a fucking dick.

If you willingly associate with such a toxic asshole, you can’t feign ignorance and claim you had no idea what he was doing or who he truly was. You know. And you’re profiting off all the scummy shit he does. And living off a lifestyle that’s on borrowed time. Siphoning money from autists, spergs, handicapped widowers is deplorable but Khet still goes to bed soundly at night while she gets to eat at upscale Indian restaurants. That’s why she’s a piece of shit in my eyes and deserves all the flak she can get.

Plus, her appearances on stream really didn’t help her case. When the only times she’d talk and become agitated was because of the “trolls.” You know where her head’s at.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

She was doxxed because Phil bragged about how "she was undoxxable" and "trolls would never find anything out about her".

She is clearly aware of Phil's lies and exploitation of wheelchair-symbols, which automatically makes her a terrible human equine being in my book.

She allegedly cheated on Subaru-Man.

The times she was on stream, she showed the same "smug" attitude as Phil himself.

I was going to bring that up. When she was first introduced on camera, she had this really smug attitude,basically calling them idiots while also being aware of Phil's negative fanbase. And Phil's comment on Kat calling her "undoxxable" didn't help either. So should she really be shocked with all the shit that happened to her when she was the one who brought the challenge? So whatever happened afterward was entirely on her. Welcome to the internet,

Important lesson learned: don't fire shots from across the bow if you don't want fire returned.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Khet on the other hoof had a lil too less studio presence for me to get dung flung in her direction. Honestly, I know nothing about Khet except stuff she APPARENTLY said (which does not came from the pig's mouth) and that she just repeats what he says without any emotion. She's a mindless drone as far I'm aware of.

I agree with your post, but wanted to use this particular bit as a jumping off point. The biggest thing that we know about Khet is that, outside of some of her colorful background stuff, she likes Overwatch, owns a new PS4 and doesn't like the marvel movies. I'm 100% okay with/guilty of making jokes at her expense, but lately there's been some narrative being pushed that Khet is secretly this controlling mastermind behind the scenes and she keeps DSP on a tight leash. Honestly, I wish it were true or that we had even some evidence of that because at least then it'd be something to talk about. Leanna had no shortage of faults, but she at least had a personality and presence in Phil's life so there was something to discuss.

I think they're still at best, glorified roommates. Outside of living in the same house, the closest connection they seem to have is eating dinner together and grocery shopping. I'm sure they talk outside of that, but I can't imagine it is anything particularly deep. I'd guess it the most basic of small talk and likely more of Phil's weird schedule obsession where they decide what they are going to eat for the next week and when they are going to go grocery shopping so Phil can mark it on his calendar. I'd bet money Phil spends more time and has deeper (by Phil's standards at least) conversations with chat during a single prestream than he does with Khet during the week. As far as her schedule goes, I'd guess her life largely consists of working a simple retail job, doing the most basic of housework and playing video games. If she was constantly going out or doing anything else that was remotely interesting, I'm confident Phil would have commented on it.

 

[Pargon]

I cannot, cannot, imagine a person so dense and/or uninterested not to notice a) the fact that your boyfriend-cum-husband is a massive, exploitative shithead in a completely public forum six days a week, ~51 weeks a year, and, failing that, b) that his universally abrasive and self-absorbed personality would undoubtedly extend to his work.

She was with him for months before marrying him. She could have backed out at any time. Does that make her guilty post hoc? I don't know. That's another, much more complicated argument. But I also don't give a fuck. She's (likely) knowingly with a dickhead that takes advantage of young, broke idiots and wheelchairs. If she's actually somehow blissfully unaware of all of this, well...

...is it a tragedy when the mafia capo's wife gets gunned down sitting next to him in the restaurant? Yeah. But that's not happening to Kat. It's just autists laughing at her.

 

[SleepyNibba]

I was going to bring that up. When she was first introduced on camera, she had this really smug attitude,basically calling them idiots while also being aware of Phil's negative fanbase. And Phil's comment on Kat calling her "undoxxable" didn't help either. So should she really be shocked with all the shit that happened to her when she was the one who brought the challenge? So whatever happened afterward was entirely on her. Welcome to the internet,

Important lesson learned: don't fire shots from across the bow if you don't want fire returned.

I said it a long time ago in this thread, theres no way she doesnt know about the tax scam and all of Phil's dumb shit, she was willing to marry this man in spite of tall this info, Shes ok with him scamming idiots, and that makes her a shit person as well, theres also the subaru man incident. The Chick aint loyal.

 

[Adamska]

Kat deserves being shat on because she's a genuine cheating golddigger that picked Pig over the Subaru guy entirely because she thought he had more money and was probably aware that outside of his peacock routine he's a spineless little bitch who will at worst scared laugh and do nothing if you decide to confront him. He can't even bitch to his stream, since he knows she lives there and can just keep confronting him and threaten him too.

She knowingly is forcing him to do things her way and basically refuses to bow to him. He will have a hell of a time the moment she chooses to ditch him, hence why he has to fucking bribe her.

Leanna was shat on by autists for this assumed element since she genuinely had some shit moments herself, but honestly? I just saw her as a stupid and kind of annoying teenager that got grifted by Pig who didn't mature until he forced her to take responsibilities because he can't be fucked to actually do a part-time gig since people scary and he a hermit. Unlike Pig, she grew up, and also unlike Pig she completely grew up and doesn't even bother to remember him.

Hear that Pig? Your wife loves your money and exploits your natural cowardice and the girl you're mad left you doesn't even give a shit about you and is in walking distance. And I know you'd never do shit to me for mocking you because you ran away from a 100 lb stick of a man and hid in the toilets when your mouth wrote a check your spineless ass couldn't cash. You're nought but a fucking narcisisstic coward who is only not homeless because your parents and the fact you exploit the mentally challenged to make damn near 100k a year, and yet can't fucking manage it despite having a degree from Bixnood College.

Have fun with this when you gin read this thread.

 

[gh0stzero]

She clearly has some mental issues and that was obvious, there was no need to go dig up her past and shout it out for everyone to see.

How the fuck did you even find this thread? Digging up shit about some crazy bitch's past is just what some of us do for funsies lol who cares.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

She is very rarely mentioned by DSP, she is never on stream, we have only seen her a few times EVER, and when she did show up people started to dig up her past to find out she had an abusive family and whatnot. If you support that, I'm sorry but what the fuck is wrong with you?

Do you know where you are? This isn't reddit. This is what people do here.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Why are there no more DSP Tries It videos? No more house tours? The annual Christmas tree vlog was cancelled. No vacation vlogs. Not even any more Instagram pics of dinner.

Because of Kat.

So saying Kat did nothing wrong is incorrect. She robbed us of IRL Phil content.

 

[der rademacher]

This might get some hate, but quick question: what has Kat ever done to anyone actually? A lot of people here calls her a horse, I have seen her get called a whore and whatnot, what has she ever done to deserve that? Yes, she's married to DSP. And? She is very rarely mentioned by DSP, she is never on stream, we have only seen her a few times EVER, and when she did show up people started to dig up her past to find out she had an abusive family and whatnot. If you support that, I'm sorry but what the fuck is wrong with you?

She clearly has some mental issues and that was obvious, there was no need to go dig up her past and shout it out for everyone to see. Also yes, she is associated with DSP. Being associated with DSP doesn't mean you deserve to be called a whore, ugly, horseface etc, etc. I get that if she were to do something stupid, just like his fans, you'd call her an idiot or an exceptional individual. But I saw earlier in the thread someone call her an 'equine whore' if I remember correctly. I am curious as to how any of you think that's ok in any shape or form? And I am not joking actually, I am curious as to why you think she deserves that. Did I miss something?

Tyrone? Is that you? Good god, if you wanna hit on her too then go and hit on her already. Have yourself some incredible great ogre sex. No need to make apologies up front. Just watch out for her teeth when she performs fellatio on you.

 

[Sphadilcastro]

Why are there no more DSP Tries It videos? No more house tours? The annual Christmas tree vlog was cancelled. No vacation vlogs. Not even any more Instagram pics of dinner.

Because of Kat.

So saying Kat did nothing wrong is incorrect. She robbed us of IRL Phil content.

Overzealous trolling did that. Instead of shitting on her the first chance they got, they should have kept that shit in the "detractorsphere" until her on stream presence became a staple of his khantent.

 

[actually]

Why are there no more DSP Tries It videos? No more house tours? The annual Christmas tree vlog was cancelled. No vacation vlogs. Not even any more Instagram pics of dinner.

Because of Kat.

So saying Kat did nothing wrong is incorrect. She robbed us of IRL Phil content.

All of that is based on Phil's word, which means precisely zilch. He's admitted he stopped DSP Tries It because he felt it was too much work for not enough money. He won't do house tours b/c he's almost certainly continued buying overpriced shit and doesn't want to ruin his "MUH POVERTY" narrative. Same for the other vlogs. He's just realized that it's harder to claim he's poor when he provides video documentation that shows otherwise.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

b/c he's almost certainly continued buying overpriced shit and doesn't want to ruin his "MUH POVERTY" narrative

Which could be tied to Khet moving in though. Remember that she basically took nothing with her when she moved in.
I reckon he bought her a lot of stuff she "needed" to do her Soulmaid-duties. (probably bought her a new kitchen and other stuff around the house)