Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
JackDavis said:
I apologize for harping on this and being annoying, but do you remember him doing this or do you remember Tevin/Twitter/Kiwifarms saying he did this?
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I'll go look for it as well, but I distinctly remember her standing up and turning around. It's a good idea to confirm it, though.
 
JackDavis said:
I apologize for harping on this and being annoying, but do you remember him doing this or do you remember Tevin/Twitter/Kiwifarms saying he did this?
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My drunk ass remembered it wrong(had to be to get through his stream). Guess I only remember the creepy Bob Ross impersonation. My apologies.
https://youtu.be/SKFSUTtwl7A?t=127
2:07

Maybe there's more footage of it but I don't want to dwell further into it. I like the:
JackDavis said:
"DSP: KAT STAND UP TURN AROUND BEND OVER AND GAPE YOUR ASSHOLE FOR THE KIDS TO SEE!"
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Gave me a good chuckle.
 
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We find ourself in a bit of a conundrum after when asked what cultural dished Mrs. D$P had introduced from her family heritage, D$P stated : casseroles with tuna casserole being first and foremost. Tuna casserole has it's roots in the Pacific Northwest with the first appearance “Noodles and Tuna Fish en Casserole,” being printed in Sunset Magazine, from a “Mrs. W. F. S.” residing in Kennewick, Washington, in 1930. It later became associated with funerals in post war 1950's as well as the Midwest. Canonically, however, Midwesterners call casseroles 'hotdish': protein, a vegetable of some kind, a starchy substrate, and a creamy binder.
Now, from the marriage cert, Mrs. D$P was born in Connecticut, her father in Massachusetts and her mother in Michigan. A Midwesterner might take pride in their Tuna Hotdish family recipe. Mrs. D$P, however makes tuna Casserole, a dish with a 'cultural heritage' stemming from the Pacific Northwest that gained popularity as a staple dish brought to grieving families and hospital menus as per The Modern Hospital magazine, which probably sounds pretty appropriate to the dish’s haters. (Published by the American Hospital Association from 1913 to 1974) 1950's saw the item disperse more widely due to the ingredients being readily available, inexpensive and the dish requiring no skill to successfully prepare.
Thus, what 'cultural heritage' foreign to his own does D$P refer to, 1950's post war American? Does D$P mean for us to infer that his parents or their families being fresh off the boat and arriving some time after the mid to late 1950's making him a first generation American and the first Brunell to experience the wonders of eating Tuna Casserole? Not merely tuna casserole though. D$P has expanded the topic to including all forms of casserole being a culinary revelation unknown to him before Mrs. D$P's arrival in his kitchen. I stand amazed that though it has been stated that Mother Brunell prepared Hamburger Helper dishes for the family, she never once made a casserole.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
I see it in two ways. He either just got too high off his Cheer/Tip money fumes and didn't think it through, or she hasn't told him everything.
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I see it a third way.

I know it's a meme that DSP says that he doesn't care about Twitch streamers and then immediately talks shit about them because he's jealous of their success.

However, we've also seen that DSP just doesn't give a shit about anybody but DSP. It's very possible that Kat did tell him and DSP doesn't care because he really doesn't care about Kat outside of being a trophy to show all us haters that he's a real adult.

In any event, we know DSP reads this forum and detractor stuff, so there's no possibly way he's never heard any of these things.

Or he could just be clueless.
 
ArthurMorgan said:
Dave acts like a proper child molester, stop rubbing her back you nonce
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You can tell he's quite awkward and unnatural around women. No chance his stories about having "friends with benefits" and that women have always liked him are true. He has the body language of someone who was a virgin until PandaLee slid into his DMs.
 
JackDavis said:
You can tell he's quite awkward and unnatural around women. No chance his stories about having "friends with benefits" and that women have always liked him are true. He has the body language of someone who was a virgin until PandaLee slid into his DMs.
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He has he body language of a virgin now. That and his repeated chest-beating about how much he doesn't need to do romance shit in games because of all the hot sex he's having. Being a permavirgin is a state of mind, it seems.

I remember seeing some posts on Shoryuken where he was trying to flex about having a blonde gf with big tits. His experience of women was 100% watching his mother's aerobics videos or some shit.
 
Pubic Enemy #1 said:
He has he body language of a virgin now. That and his repeated chest-beating about how much he doesn't need to do romance shit in games because of all the hot sex he's having. Being a permavirgin is a state of mind, it seems.

I remember seeing some posts on Shoryuken where he was trying to flex about having a blonde gf with big tits. His experience of women was 100% watching his mother's aerobics videos or some shit.
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It's not just the body language, but the fact he's acting that way around his roommate/soulmate/future wife. He's very clearly trying to show Kat off to his viewers, yet she doesn't want to even sit near him. They have less than no chemistry---it's negative chemistry.
 
If Kat has family in Connecticut, is it too far of a stretch to speculate that maybe someone she is related to is acquainted with Phil's parents? Maybe they had a hand in hooking them up?

"Oh our little Philip is having such a rough go of it right now. He had this Asian girl he was seeing who broke his heart."

"What a coincidence! Our darling Katherine has hit a rough patch with her beau also. All he wants to do is drive his Japanese car and listen to loud music. Perhaps we could do some matchmaking."
 
Sparkletor said:
If Kat has family in Connecticut, is it too far of a stretch to speculate that maybe someone she is related to is acquainted with Phil's parents? Maybe they had a hand in hooking them up?

"Oh our little Philip is having such a rough go of it right now. He had this Asian girl he was seeing who broke his heart."

"What a coincidence! Our darling Katherine has hit a rough patch with her beau also. All he wants to do is drive his Japanese car and listen to loud music. Perhaps we could do some matchmaking."
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The OBS Twitter Message First Contact seems like an oddly specific way to set them up though
 
Sparkletor said:
If Kat has family in Connecticut, is it too far of a stretch to speculate that maybe someone she is related to is acquainted with Phil's parents? Maybe they had a hand in hooking them up?

"Oh our little Philip is having such a rough go of it right now. He had this Asian girl he was seeing who broke his heart."

"What a coincidence! Our darling Katherine has hit a rough patch with her beau also. All he wants to do is drive his Japanese car and listen to loud music. Perhaps we could do some matchmaking."
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According to the first result on Google which must always be taken as fact, there's 3.5 million people living in CT. I imagine we would have seen/heard of them being at the wedding too if that were the case. It'd also just be a really weird setup situation since Khet and Phil lived in completely different states/Khet was still dating whathisface in the early stages of the goutship.
 
millais said:
The OBS Twitter Message First Contact seems like an oddly specific way to set them up though
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Why? What did they both have in common? Video games and streaming. Break the ice with a question about streaming.
Cyber Bowling said:
According to the first result on Google which must always be taken as fact, there's 3.5 million people living in CT. I imagine we would have seen/heard of them being at the wedding too if that were the case. It'd also just be a really weird setup situation since Khet and Phil lived in completely different states/Khet was still dating whathisface in the early stages of the goutship.
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There were allegedly 10 people at the wedding. Phil won't say who they were. He won't release the pictures. We cannot confirm nor deny that Kat had any family members present.

I agree that this is kind of a far fetched theory. Yes, they lived in different states. How would a love affair be possible between a man in Washington and a woman in Michigan? Except it did happen. Yes, Kat was with Subaru man. This is not the first case in history of a woman who is unhappy in her relationship and is looking for love behind her boyfriend's back.
 
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harbinger said:
Did Phillip really learn how to do his own laundry, or did Kat do it for him when she visited prior to moving in?
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in terms of laundry loads, there was a pretty lengthy gap between when Leanna moved out and he first flew in Khat.

Though maybe when she approached him on Twitter DMs about OBS troubleshooting, he might have asked her for recommended links to video tutorials on washer and dryer operation.
 
harbinger said:
Did Phillip really learn how to do his own laundry, or did Kat do it for him when she visited prior to moving in?
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He claimed during a conversation with Kat about their responsibilities around that house that if she wants to clean, he can do the laundry, because "I learned how to do it myself in the past year well with my washer and dryer here." But since this also supposes that Kat actually does clean his house, it's all probably a lie.

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DSP Tries It: Learning How to Do Laundry in His Mid-30's

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