Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
To the whole "kat is on social media"... so Im watching the hostage video where dsp is talking about kat being doxed and said "they found her OLD twitter account"... emphasis on old. She must have a different one, thats why she knows about stuff.

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he also said "they found her previous stuff".
 
RE Electricity Bill;

I absolutely refuse to believe that, regardless of whatever financial deal DSP and Khet have made with each other, a grown ass adult woman would let the electricity in her home go out because her husband couldn't pay the whole thing himself. Having no electricity isn't something that solely impacts The Pig.

Anybody who tipped with the belief that if they didn't he'd have no electricity is more exceptional than usual.
 
Toilet Man said:
RE Electricity Bill;

I absolutely refuse to believe that, regardless of whatever financial deal DSP and Khet have made with each other, a grown ass adult woman would let the electricity in her home go out because her husband couldn't pay the whole thing himself. Having no electricity isn't something that solely impacts The Pig.

Anybody who tipped with the belief that if they didn't he'd have no electricity is more exceptional than usual.
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I'd really like to know what she does for a job. Assuming she works full time, even making 8 bucks an hour would net them about an extra $1000 a month. That has to be enough to cover the bare essential utilities, regardless of time of year.
 
h0g said:
I'd really like to know what she does for a job. Assuming she works full time, even making 8 bucks an hour would net them about an extra $1000 a month. That has to be enough to cover the bare essential utilities, regardless of time of year.
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The theory's been pieced together in the Kat Speculation thread that she works likely in retail or possibly fast food/food service and is possibly a floor/assistant manager. Washington's minimum wage is $12 per hour so presuming she's not a tipped worker they're doing significantly better than your estimate.
 
h0g said:
I'd really like to know what she does for a job. Assuming she works full time, even making 8 bucks an hour would net them about an extra $1000 a month. That has to be enough to cover the bare essential utilities, regardless of time of year.
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DSP always says "she contributes what she can" which is obviously his signature move of wallowing in financial vagueries so nobody can pin him down on income and costs. But you're right, even if she works minimum wage and part time, that's enough to help him during emergencies at the very least.

Only thing I can think of is she works at a charity or a thrift shop as a volunteer... :optimistic:
 
Is there another possibility that Kat doesn't work at all, and Phil is just making it up as another one of his lies?
 
Ratko_Falco said:
Is there another possibility that Kat doesn't work at all, and Phil is just making it up as another one of his lies?
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She works, Philbert likes to put his women to work, he did the same to Pandalee. But let's be honest, if I was Kat (Thank the God I am not), I would love to spend a long time away from his gouty person.
 
Ratko_Falco said:
Is there another possibility that Kat doesn't work at all, and Phil is just making it up as another one of his lies?
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With Darksfadil anything is possible if he's the gatekeeper to information about it, he's proven time and time again he will lie about anything and everything.

King of Gout said:
She works, Philbert likes to put his women to work, he did the same to Pandalee. But let's be honest, if I was Kat (Thank the God I am not), I would love to spend a long time away from his gouty person.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Panda got a proper job just to get out of the house and away from him. He's home all fucking day long, she'd get no peace if not for having a job.
 
She has definitely been a money sink since day one. With Phil flying her out, buying her new clothes, paying for two since he's a beta simp and will do all he can to keep her leashed in. Phil would never have got a cat or got married. She uses his car so he's using his gas.

Then thats just on the surface. Who knows if he hasn't bought her a new switch or what have you.
 
Ratko_Falco said:
Is there another possibility that Kat doesn't work at all, and Phil is just making it up as another one of his lies?
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I could see him encouraging her to be the stay at home and handwash my bib uhuhuh after every meal wifey. Drips and drabs of pignoplegic I don't wanna leave the house and neither should you unless it's for food coupled with hints of his own paranoid victimhood concerning alottapeepul being after them in public places.

I recall a while back he was asked for the millionth time about downsizing/moving to a more affordable area and he insisted he can't leave because his business address is located there. Another limp excuse of course but it had me considering the idea that he bankrolled a side business scheme for Kat to take on somewhere locally. She doesn't look to be the soap making type but how about Scented Kandles by Kathy-chan.

Either way we know he lies about her days off.. he's slipped up a number of times claiming she's at work and then all of a sudden she has the day off instead.
 
SkippyLongbottom said:
She has definitely been a money sink since day one. With Phil flying her out, buying her new clothes, paying for two since he's a beta simp and will do all he can to keep her leashed in. Phil would never have got a cat or got married. She uses his car so he's using his gas.

Then thats just on the surface. Who knows if he hasn't bought her a new switch or what have you.
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Phil will do everything to please her, he doesn't want her to leave like Panda did, that's why he married her as quickly as he could, like, it was even disrespectful, Panda lived with him for four years and they barely engaged, Kat was barely over a year living in there and they already married.
 
Just reading through the first pages and a few people were speculating on why Khet is with him, what is she after, what is she getting out of it etc.

I'm thinking, given her crazy upbringing where she was removed from the home as a teen, probably had shitty parents growing up, and given DSP's monumentally boring senior-citizen existence and sheer boredom as a human being, maybe Khet has daddy issues and what she gets out of a relationship with DSP is partly parental? DSP lives a life of routine, he's predictable, Khet knows when she leaves the house DSP will be just where she left him, like a comfort blanket.

Given her issues and tumultuous life I wouldn't be surprised at all if she's with DSP because he's so god damn boring and boomery.
 
A lot of Panda's toxicity came directly from DarksydePork too, she was super young when she met him, there's no way she had a chance of developing her own personality, and that's what makes it all so ironic. DSP blatantly found her to be so insufferable, he'd ignore her, talk over her etc, but she was basically a younger female version of him, so in the end he really hated himself. Feels bad.
 
"Kat has her own life, first of all. She has her own bills and private things that have to go through her phone, not mine. She has friends that she talks to on her phone that I have absolutely no right to have privilege to those conversations."

Phil has literally no idea what's going on in Kat's life and he talks about her a like a work acquaintance instead of a wife.

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