Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[tzgnilki]

if kat being pregnant was the reason for marriage, she should've given birth by now

or is she home a lot all of a sudden because she gave birth

 

[Shambler]

if kat being pregnant was the reason for marriage, she should've given birth by now

or is she home a lot all of a sudden because she gave birth

i just don't buy the pregnant kat theory, her weight gain can be attributed to any pills she's taking, some antidepressants can cause weight gain in some individuals

 

[Schmeckel]

You guys know you can snort a ton of pills right? Not just coke?

Benadryl is my snort of choice. Makes it easier to tell da detractors that they're braindead fucking idiots and they aren't logical adults. Also makes it easier to look past Ja$per eating the Christmas tree so we can put up some stupid decoration. Wait. Did mama Burnell send the hamturkey, yet?

 

[actually]

if kat being pregnant was the reason for marriage, she should've given birth by now

or is she home a lot all of a sudden because she gave birth

i just don't buy the pregnant kat theory, her weight gain can be attributed to any pills she's taking, some antidepressants can cause weight gain in some individuals

If there was a baby around, and especially a new one, Phil would be dragging ass all the time. Even if he didn't do any of the actual care of the child, those little fuckers have a biologically designed cry/scream that essentially makes it so you can't ignore them (ask me how I know), and he would be woken up far more often than Jasper allegedly does. There's also a high probability that unless Kat kept the child downstairs at all times of his streaming, you'd have heard the baby at some point. Seriously, they can be loud as fuck when they're gassy, hungry, and tired all at the same time.

 

[tzgnilki]

If there was a baby around, and especially a new one, Phil would be dragging ass all the time. Even if he didn't do any of the actual care of the child, those little fuckers have a biologically designed cry/scream that essentially makes it so you can't ignore them (ask me how I know), and he would be woken up far more often than Jasper allegedly does. There's also a high probability that unless Kat kept the child downstairs at all times of his streaming, you'd have heard the baby at some point. Seriously, they can be loud as fuck when they're gassy, hungry, and tired all at the same time.

I want to believe

 

[actually]

I want to believe

Also consider his general greed. He did a fucking "fundraiser" to reveal that he had had a cat for several months. He now babytalks the cat and assigns it deep thought processes like "He knows I'm talking to chat so he leaves". He would wave that baby around all the fucking time and talk about how he had to take it to this appointment and get that special thing/toy/food/clothing for DUH BABY. The tip goal would become the "baby goal".

 

[BallBuster]

There is absolutely no baby in that stank den right now. Babies are loud and needy. Kat isn’t maternal so you know she isn’t doing it on her own. A baby runs you down hard. His ass would be dragging and asleep if there was a kid in that house.

Also they would be going to a lot more doctors offices (days off) and he would have been away from streaming for at the minimum, 2 days in a row when she gave birth.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

I want to believe

"Bat boy found in Renton, Washington"

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

If there was a baby around, and especially a new one, Phil would be dragging ass all the time. Even if he didn't do any of the actual care of the child, those little fuckers have a biologically designed cry/scream that essentially makes it so you can't ignore them (ask me how I know), and he would be woken up far more often than Jasper allegedly does. There's also a high probability that unless Kat kept the child downstairs at all times of his streaming, you'd have heard the baby at some point. Seriously, they can be loud as fuck when they're gassy, hungry, and tired all at the same time.

This is offtopic, but an interesting fact. At will, cat's can cry at the same frequency of a human baby in despair. We're biologically tuned to pay attention to sounds in that range, whether you have a kid or not. So over time, cats learned that when babies made a certain high pitched sound, they got food. So cats started mimicking it. That's why a howling cat is as equally annoying as a howling child.

 

[We Are The Witches]

So over time, cats learned that when babies made a certain high pitched sound, they got food. So cats started mimicking it.

I don't know about cats, but you're talking about Pavlovian conditioning in a sense, aren't you? I guess you can stop them from doing that if you interrupt or extinguish the conditioning, or else you might get a spoiled, let's say, subject.

That's how they made the Skinner Box experiment in that meme video:

Maybe DSP's audience could use this method so that he does something else instead of the Retrospective events.

 

[DiabeticSP]

No Christmas?

But they just spent all that money on new ornaments last year.

 

[Wurstbrot]

During the start of the 2018, Phil was bombarded with a chain of events which could have lead to a nervous rethinking of his life; or was it? While he still had his not-so-secret-anymore girlfiend he received two Twitch suspensions, two chair companies got thrown under the bus, received a tasty shitstorm after calling everyone a paid early-access-shill on Twitter and damaged controlled like a EF-5 tornado on the Fujita-Scale. This clearly made him nervous, the voice in the back of his head talking to him, he's worthless, deserves no success, blabla. We all know this is just his subconsciousness he tries to ignore because he's a lazy scammer who has no alternatives, but it's NOT HIS FAULT. Because Khet had the unintentionally right idea to keep up the begging lifestyle: Mah depression!

She seems quite slow in the head (marrying Phil underlines this) but I'd rather assume she couldn't just say "no".
She always occurred to me like she lacks any confidence to even say a sentence, is overly careful with her opinions, rather repeat Phil's "facts" because it's already established anyway and makes him pleased. She seems horribly easy to manipulate, as she vanishes from Twitter and Streaming in an instant, because Phil says so. She shows her dress, because Phil says so. They marry, because she's stuck in this relationship and Phil's authentic Italian momma says so. Not thinking, just doing, probably set in stone by Khet's religious lunatic mother.

According to Subaru Man she fell for Phil's alcohol problem. Strange and not really sexy, probably not really accurate, so what if she fell for the assumed source of Phil's alcoholism? Two same thinkings easily come together, so she told him about her problems and especially depression and how it feels. And wait and behold, a Phil probably said "Wauw dood, this is exactly me, reee, I did nothing wrong, it was my depression", as he worried about his finances. Phil in his never ending ignorance and lack of empathy was amazed, this was something "nobody else ever said to him":
It was his depression, not him, he did nothing wrong (he did). His cascade of mistakes, his "illogical reactions" which seemed "out of character" (it was not), his depression. And it made him feel really good, everything made sense (sure, but not bc of depression, but bc he's a natural toxic asshole).

After streaming with Khet and getting punched by several throwbacks (listed above) he suddenly started his special depression stream which clearly showed he has no clue what depression is but was still surely convinced its the source of his dumb decisions and his emotional worries. Where does this suddenly come from if not from Khet who might have reminded him in one or another way that she actually suffers from it? Of course Phil also suffers from it, he's the King of victimized suffering, give him money so the depression vanishes.

Now we know Phil royally fucked up his interactions with Khet, even a depressed person will say "STOP" at some point and explodes in rage. So after stealing her livestreaming which could had actually helped her psyche, showing her around like a trophy (because he failed to really understand her) he went to overprotection. Possibly even faking a healthy marriage, entire days or even her job. Lately Phil exploded in a long lasting temper tantrum when someone asked him why Khet can afford games when they are in a financial struggle.

So my theory is this. Khet has actually real depression and Phil is not only an idiot to understand it, to take care, but he also adapted the mindset that he has depression (when every behavior and action proves the contrary, he's a self-entitled thin-skinned prick with way too much confidence).

He got his depression from Khet,
thanks Khet.

So this is Phil's definition of a soulmate.
Someone he can abuse like he wants because she can't defend herself. Until she got his balls in her claws, now he's afraid she'll leave him. Strange, Khet and Cat are both explosive barrels which could go up anytime.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

During the start of the 2018, Phil was bombarded with a chain of events which could have lead to a nervous rethinking of his life; or was it? While he still had his not-so-secret-anymore girlfiend he received two Twitch suspensions, two chair companies got thrown under the bus, received a tasty shitstorm after calling everyone a paid early-access-shill on Twitter and damaged controlled like a EF-5 tornado on the Fujita-Scale. This clearly made him nervous, the voice in the back of his head talking to him, he's worthless, deserves no success, blabla. We all know this is just his subconsciousness he tries to ignore because he's a lazy scammer who has no alternatives, but it's NOT HIS FAULT. Because Khet had the unintentionally right idea to keep up the begging lifestyle: Mah depression!

She seems quite slow in the head (marrying Phil underlines this) but I'd rather assume she couldn't just say "no".
She always occurred to me like she lacks any confidence to even say a sentence, is overly careful with her opinions, rather repeat Phil's "facts" because it's already established anyway and makes him pleased. She seems horribly easy to manipulate, as she vanishes from Twitter and Streaming in an instant, because Phil says so. She shows her dress, because Phil says so. They marry, because she's stuck in this relationship and Phil's authentic Italian momma says so. Not thinking, just doing, probably set in stone by Khet's religious lunatic mother.

According to Subaru Man she fell for Phil's alcohol problem. Strange and not really sexy, probably not really accurate, so what if she fell for the assumed source of Phil's alcoholism? Two same thinkings easily come together, so she told him about her problems and especially depression and how it feels. And wait and behold, a Phil probably said "Wauw dood, this is exactly me, reee, I did nothing wrong, it was my depression", as he worried about his finances. Phil in his never ending ignorance and lack of empathy was amazed, this was something "nobody else ever said to him":
It was his depression, not him, he did nothing wrong (he did). His cascade of mistakes, his "illogical reactions" which seemed "out of character" (it was not), his depression. And it made him feel really good, everything made sense (sure, but not bc of depression, but bc he's a natural toxic asshole).

After streaming with Khet and getting punched by several throwbacks (listed above) he suddenly started his special depression stream which clearly showed he has no clue what depression is but was still surely confinced its the source of his dumb decisions and his emotional worries. Where does this suddenly come from if not from Khet who might have reminded him in one or another way that she actually suffers from it? Of course Phil also suffers from it, he's the King of victimized suffering, give him money so the depression vanishes.

Now we know Phil royally fucked up his interactions with Khet, even a depressed person will say "STOP" at some point and explodes in rage. So after stealing her livestreaming which could had actually helped her psyche, showing her around like a trophy (because he failed to really understand her) he went to overprotection. Possibly even faking a healthy marriage, entire days or even her job. Lately Phil exploded in a long lasting temper tantrum when someone asked him why Khet can afford games when they are in a financial struggle.

So my theory is this. Khet has actually real depression and Phil is not only an idiot to understand it, to take care, but he also adapted the mindset that he has depression (when every behavior and action proves the contrary, he's a self-entitled thin-skinned prick with way too much confidence).

He got his depression from Khet,
thanks Khet.

So this is Phil's definition of a soulmate.
Someone he can abuse like he wants because she can't defend herself. Until she got his balls in her claws, now he's afraid she'll leave him. Strange, Khet and Cat are both explosive barrels which could go up anytime.

Kat's got more than depression. She's obviously on antipsychotics and/or mood stabilizers.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

During the start of the 2018, Phil was bombarded with a chain of events which could have lead to a nervous rethinking of his life; or was it? While he still had his not-so-secret-anymore girlfiend he received two Twitch suspensions, two chair companies got thrown under the bus, received a tasty shitstorm after calling everyone a paid early-access-shill on Twitter and damaged controlled like a EF-5 tornado on the Fujita-Scale. This clearly made him nervous, the voice in the back of his head talking to him, he's worthless, deserves no success, blabla. We all know this is just his subconsciousness he tries to ignore because he's a lazy scammer who has no alternatives, but it's NOT HIS FAULT. Because Khet had the unintentionally right idea to keep up the begging lifestyle: Mah depression!

She seems quite slow in the head (marrying Phil underlines this) but I'd rather assume she couldn't just say "no".
She always occurred to me like she lacks any confidence to even say a sentence, is overly careful with her opinions, rather repeat Phil's "facts" because it's already established anyway and makes him pleased. She seems horribly easy to manipulate, as she vanishes from Twitter and Streaming in an instant, because Phil says so. She shows her dress, because Phil says so. They marry, because she's stuck in this relationship and Phil's authentic Italian momma says so. Not thinking, just doing, probably set in stone by Khet's religious lunatic mother.

According to Subaru Man she fell for Phil's alcohol problem. Strange and not really sexy, probably not really accurate, so what if she fell for the assumed source of Phil's alcoholism? Two same thinkings easily come together, so she told him about her problems and especially depression and how it feels. And wait and behold, a Phil probably said "Wauw dood, this is exactly me, reee, I did nothing wrong, it was my depression", as he worried about his finances. Phil in his never ending ignorance and lack of empathy was amazed, this was something "nobody else ever said to him":
It was his depression, not him, he did nothing wrong (he did). His cascade of mistakes, his "illogical reactions" which seemed "out of character" (it was not), his depression. And it made him feel really good, everything made sense (sure, but not bc of depression, but bc he's a natural toxic asshole).

After streaming with Khet and getting punched by several throwbacks (listed above) he suddenly started his special depression stream which clearly showed he has no clue what depression is but was still surely confinced its the source of his dumb decisions and his emotional worries. Where does this suddenly come from if not from Khet who might have reminded him in one or another way that she actually suffers from it? Of course Phil also suffers from it, he's the King of victimized suffering, give him money so the depression vanishes.

Now we know Phil royally fucked up his interactions with Khet, even a depressed person will say "STOP" at some point and explodes in rage. So after stealing her livestreaming which could had actually helped her psyche, showing her around like a trophy (because he failed to really understand her) he went to overprotection. Possibly even faking a healthy marriage, entire days or even her job. Lately Phil exploded in a long lasting temper tantrum when someone asked him why Khet can afford games when they are in a financial struggle.

So my theory is this. Khet has actually real depression and Phil is not only an idiot to understand it, to take care, but he also adapted the mindset that he has depression (when every behavior and action proves the contrary, he's a self-entitled thin-skinned prick with way too much confidence).

He got his depression from Khet,
thanks Khet.

So this is Phil's definition of a soulmate.
Someone he can abuse like he wants because she can't defend herself. Until she got his balls in her claws, now he's afraid she'll leave him. Strange, Khet and Cat are both explosive barrels which could go up anytime.

Great post my dood!

It's kinda sad to see how Khet is treated by him and that he has actually no love for her at all besides needing a wife.
During the halloween stream he did nothing to try to stem any trolling whatsoever, no sub only mod, no notifications turned off, even had moxy open all the time so she could see each and ever "insult" thrown her way.

Now, I am not saying trolling Khet is wrong, but it was clear as day DSP didn't mind it as long as a few shekels was thrown his way and when it blew up in his face he had to blame someone.
He could have done a lot to prevent trolling on that stream but chose not to because it would have hurt his bottom line to much or he was just to lazy.

 

[Wurstbrot]

He could have done a lot to prevent trolling on that stream but chose not to because it would have hurt his bottom line to much or he was just to lazy

Phil would say that he won't need to prevent anything when the trolls are responsible for their own behavior, they have to learn that or get banned. Why does poor innocent Khet, who has nothing to do with his streams, has to take a step back? Nooo, she did nothing wrong. It's their fault when she feels horrible. Fuck you Tervin. Now give him money so he can forgive you, even so he knew from the very beginning this would happen but he was greedy enough to take that sacrifice.

And half a year later, after "It's Tevin's fault", they married and went eating fast food.

 

[Prince Lotor]

During the start of the 2018, Phil was bombarded with a chain of events which could have lead to a nervous rethinking of his life; or was it? While he still had his not-so-secret-anymore girlfiend he received two Twitch suspensions, two chair companies got thrown under the bus, received a tasty shitstorm after calling everyone a paid early-access-shill on Twitter and damaged controlled like a EF-5 tornado on the Fujita-Scale. This clearly made him nervous, the voice in the back of his head talking to him, he's worthless, deserves no success, blabla. We all know this is just his subconsciousness he tries to ignore because he's a lazy scammer who has no alternatives, but it's NOT HIS FAULT. Because Khet had the unintentionally right idea to keep up the begging lifestyle: Mah depression!

She seems quite slow in the head (marrying Phil underlines this) but I'd rather assume she couldn't just say "no".
She always occurred to me like she lacks any confidence to even say a sentence, is overly careful with her opinions, rather repeat Phil's "facts" because it's already established anyway and makes him pleased. She seems horribly easy to manipulate, as she vanishes from Twitter and Streaming in an instant, because Phil says so. She shows her dress, because Phil says so. They marry, because she's stuck in this relationship and Phil's authentic Italian momma says so. Not thinking, just doing, probably set in stone by Khet's religious lunatic mother.

According to Subaru Man she fell for Phil's alcohol problem. Strange and not really sexy, probably not really accurate, so what if she fell for the assumed source of Phil's alcoholism? Two same thinkings easily come together, so she told him about her problems and especially depression and how it feels. And wait and behold, a Phil probably said "Wauw dood, this is exactly me, reee, I did nothing wrong, it was my depression", as he worried about his finances. Phil in his never ending ignorance and lack of empathy was amazed, this was something "nobody else ever said to him":
It was his depression, not him, he did nothing wrong (he did). His cascade of mistakes, his "illogical reactions" which seemed "out of character" (it was not), his depression. And it made him feel really good, everything made sense (sure, but not bc of depression, but bc he's a natural toxic asshole).

After streaming with Khet and getting punched by several throwbacks (listed above) he suddenly started his special depression stream which clearly showed he has no clue what depression is but was still surely confinced its the source of his dumb decisions and his emotional worries. Where does this suddenly come from if not from Khet who might have reminded him in one or another way that she actually suffers from it? Of course Phil also suffers from it, he's the King of victimized suffering, give him money so the depression vanishes.

Now we know Phil royally fucked up his interactions with Khet, even a depressed person will say "STOP" at some point and explodes in rage. So after stealing her livestreaming which could had actually helped her psyche, showing her around like a trophy (because he failed to really understand her) he went to overprotection. Possibly even faking a healthy marriage, entire days or even her job. Lately Phil exploded in a long lasting temper tantrum when someone asked him why Khet can afford games when they are in a financial struggle.

So my theory is this. Khet has actually real depression and Phil is not only an idiot to understand it, to take care, but he also adapted the mindset that he has depression (when every behavior and action proves the contrary, he's a self-entitled thin-skinned prick with way too much confidence).

He got his depression from Khet,
thanks Khet.

So this is Phil's definition of a soulmate.
Someone he can abuse like he wants because she can't defend herself. Until she got his balls in her claws, now he's afraid she'll leave him. Strange, Khet and Cat are both explosive barrels which could go up anytime.

wow dood, not only did Phil steal her annoying goat laugh he stole her depression too

I still like during their IRL stream where The King of Suffering stole Anxiety and Panic Attacks right in front of her.

In response to a thrown quarter she says, "Yeah, I have Panic Attacks. . .it really feels like you're going to die. [1,000 yard stare]"

Then Phil immediately says, "Oh yeah, one time I was driving on the highway and I couldn't work the pedals because I was having a back spasm. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!!!! I've never driven on the highway since. I wonder if I still have that? Even if I start driving in the city and it starts getting close to 45 mph I feel it. My heart starts beating faster. . .[Looks at Kathy with 'Puppy-dog' eyes for emotional support]"

 

[PieceofShet]

Im watching the tevin restream and damn dsp is really pissed of people asking about Kats job. Pretty much confirms that she doesnt work atm.

 

[bigasscigar]

wow dood, not only did Phil steal her annoying goat laugh he stole her depression too

I still like during their IRL stream where The King of Suffering stole Anxiety and Panic Attacks right in front of her.

In response to a thrown quarter she says, "Yeah, I have Panic Attacks. . .it really feels like you're going to die. [1,000 yard stare]"

Then Phil immediately says, "Oh yeah, one time I was driving on the highway and I couldn't work the pedals because I was having a back spasm. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!!!! I've never driven on the highway since. I wonder if I still have that? Even if I start driving in the city and it starts getting close to 45 mph I feel it. My heart starts beating faster. . .[Looks at Kathy with 'Puppy-dog' eyes for emotional support]"

I don't know if it's a sign of his manipulative behavior, or just being spineless but his consistent adoption of the ticks and behaviors of the people he's close is interesting. I think if you want to know the emotional state of Kat, look no further than Phil and how his own behavior has changed.

 

[LiquidCancer]

Kat has every single Tuesday off work. Wednesday December 4th Phil says during a post game big camera stream that Kat has the day off.

I swear she didn't work several days in the past week. Do I really need to start charting her work days?

 

[actually]

Do I really need to start charting her work days?

Could be interesting, because she definitely seems to be home a lot more now.