Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
PreferredPenne said:
Where's that gif of Phil taking off his headphones and darting his eyes around?
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Closest thing I got
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LyteSydeByll said:
DSP claimed Kat worked tonight and thats why he was late to Call of Duty stream.

Not sure how her working makes him late to his own job in his own house, but there you go.
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I wonder if dsp read the forms about kat not working and is trying to make it seem like she’s doing a lot more work
 
tzgnilki said:
apparently she isn't confident enough to drive in the snow and he has to drop her off & pick her up
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You would think you would practice with supervision or something if you know your going to be living some place with snow for a while.
 
Phil was late and angry to the Saturday late stream, but also said Kat was at work.

I think what possibly happened was Kat has a cold and she didn't want to make dinner. He forced her to make something. She used the old Tuna Helper that wasnt very good and Phil hated it and refused to eat it. He then was without dinner and had to either make some other food or get fast food which made him late for the stream.
 
One would think she had some experience on driving on snow/ice due to coming from Michigan, where she did have a driver's license. Unless Subaruman had to chauffeur her everywhere there as well?
 
millais said:
One would think she had some experience on driving on snow/ice due to coming from Michigan, where she did have a driver's license. Unless Subaruman had to chauffeur her everywhere there as well?
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There's no requirement for hazardous conditions driving to get a private license in Michigan, and the state is chock full of dumbass idiot assholes who forget between every winter how to drive in anything other than a perfect sunny day.
 
millais said:
One would think she had some experience on driving on snow/ice due to coming from Michigan, where she did have a driver's license. Unless Subaruman had to chauffeur her everywhere there as well?
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Not to mention it snows so little in Seattle that they don't have dedicated snow plows. And it hasnt snowed yet this winter there nor is it forecasted to have snow at all for the rest of the year.
 
So now Kat doesn't have time for the gym? Literally all she needs to do is be smart about her eating habits and do cardio for 20 minutes a day. She'd easily lose weight too. It's not like she can use phil as an excuse either since she has him by the balls.
 
Regulas said:
So now Kat doesn't have time for the gym? Literally all she needs to do is be smart about her eating habits and do cardio for 20 minutes a day. She'd easily lose weight too. It's not like she can use phil as an excuse either since she has him by the balls.
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Drgn has mentioned Katherine's weight gain in recent weeks too but I can't find pictures of her since the wedding. Is this an in-joke I'm missing or has Phil said/shown something that means she's turning into Miss Piggy?
 
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@twattycake
The way you edit your posts to quote someone who replied to you makes reading threads confusing. You can just reply to replies.
 
SoapQueen1 said:
@twattycake
The way you edit your posts to quote someone who replied to you makes reading threads confusing. You can just reply to replies.
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Fixed, won't happen again. Removed quote from the above post.


Muppetmode said:
Both, a lot of carbs+exercise bike
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Thanks for the help @Muppetmode.

If we take "Subaru Man" at his word and combine it with Phil being 110% pussy whipped it sounds like she might have said she was an athlete or wanted to get in shape to impress Phil or hold his attention but has now dropped the act. Her anemic/nonexistent work schedule also supports the claim that she just sat on her rapidly growing ass playing Skyrim all day.
 
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