Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
JamFlowMan said:
Yeah @twattycake Phil was complaining Kat made too many potatoes. Only got what Drgnkiller was transcribing but whatever kind of potato she made a lot and Phil wasn't a fan of the type of potato, I think.
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Do you have a clip for that by any chance? I've never heard Phil complain about the soulmaid's cooking before.
 
Yeah I speculate weight gain too. She seemed a bit bigger when she appeared during last years Halloween.

I'm sure living with Phil doesn't mean you start eating greens or healthy in general, instead you're eating frozen processed shit or making Khet get whatever on top of what you want for fast food on the way home from work. Because half the time I just hear how one of you of the two are lazy, and just pop whatever in the oven since someone might have to go to work.

All that eating out and possibly pickin' up Phil's boozing habit. On top of the fact Khet hasn't been going to the gym as much as you and instead, opted for a shitty exercise bike to keep her from fucking Tyrone at the gym.
 
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LyteSydeByll said:
Kat is home again tonight. So no Jasper action on camera. Better mark the calendar.
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We don't get Jasper no matter what. It still boggles me that people forked over $2,000 just to never see the cat ever, never have it really interact with the streaming any way, etc.

I know this is asking way too much of Phil, but Siskel and Ebert had a dog that would bark whenever they transitioned to a segment affectionately called the 'Dogs of the Week,' aka the shittiest movies that came out that week.

Maybe Jasper could ding his little bell to let us know it was time for viewers to chime in with their questions. Of course asking for Phil to make any change let alone one that requires work we're already nigh into Fantasyland.
 
the khat quaffer said:
We don't get Jasper no matter what. It still boggles me that people forked over $2,000 just to never see the cat ever, never have it really interact with the streaming any way, etc.

I know this is asking way too much of Phil, but Siskel and Ebert had a dog that would bark whenever they transitioned to a segment affectionately called the 'Dogs of the Week,' aka the shittiest movies that came out that week.

Maybe Jasper could ding his little bell to let us know it was time for viewers to chime in with their questions. Of course asking for Phil to make any change let alone one that requires work we're already nigh into Fantasyland.
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anyone who chipped in for the 2k reveal expecting anything other than a letdown deserves phil given his history of being given money and flaking on promises
 
the khat quaffer said:
We don't get Jasper no matter what. It still boggles me that people forked over $2,000 just to never see the cat ever, never have it really interact with the streaming any way, etc.

I know this is asking way too much of Phil, but Siskel and Ebert had a dog that would bark whenever they transitioned to a segment affectionately called the 'Dogs of the Week,' aka the shittiest movies that came out that week.

Maybe Jasper could ding his little bell to let us know it was time for viewers to chime in with their questions. Of course asking for Phil to make any change let alone one that requires work we're already nigh into Fantasyland.
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Well that's all about perspective. If you think of it as people having forked over 2k just to see a cat then it does boggle the mind. If you think of it as Phil duping his retarded paypigs into giving him 2k for a "surprise" that non-retards could, and did, guess before he even revealed it, then it actually seems pretty expected. Or maybe my exposure to detractor content has just desensitized me and made me know never to expect anything Phil produces deliberately to be of any worth, I'm not sure.

You're right about anything requiring work being a fantasy though. I'm sure DSP was both shocked and outraged that donations didn't immediately skyrocket after obtaining his furry prop.
 
Schmeckel said:
Wasn't there some video where some they dug deep into the background noises (see :autism:) and it sounds like Phil is talking to someone about having drinks or making drinks.... Then comes back and says shit like "OH THE MIC WAS ON THE WHOLE TIME ACK ACK ACK YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING! YOU HEARD NOTHING!"

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Found part of it in a Snort Burnell video. Starts at the :57 mark.
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This!!! Fucking THIS! I've been looking for this shit for so long. This sound-clip was from August 29th. This is the fist time Piggy flew Kathy out to the Snort Fort for a clandestine trist. She'd barely been 'caught the fuck out' and kicked the fuck out by Subaru Man for a month and she's already accepting cross-country flights from PiggyDaddy. Timestamped at clip of Phil accidentally leaving the microphone on (57s)
ETA: Wait, Leanna's birthday is August 29th? Leanna's first birthday after the break-up was Kathy and Phil's first drunken trist? lmao the feels dood. Certainly lends a more credence to the 'Phil parading his rebound chick in front of Leanna' theories.
 
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DiabeticSP said:
She's from fucking Michigan.

Bullshit she can't drive in the snow unless she didn't drive at all before moving in to chateau gout.
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She was too busy doing hair tricks in a subaru to worry about driving in the snow before she went to the gouter rim. Of course, there's the (likely REALLY great) possibility that Phil over-blows just how dangerous it is to drive in inclement weather and so he'd feel much better if HE did the driving cause it would be so much safer. SeewhatImean? He probably also thinks that women are shit at driving, so he wouldn't want to see her wreck his luxury grocery getter due to her inability to navigate a light dusting of snow on the ground.
 
Here's an alternate theory. Phil lied and said he late because was taking Kat to work. In reality it was one of the days Kat messed up dinner and Phil had to go and get a fast food chicken sandwich.

If Phil said, sorry I was late. Kat burned dinner so I had to go to Wendy's. He knows people would ask him about eating fast food and Kat's cooking and spending money when he is in the red.
 
It's only been a week of tracking Kat's schedule and its already obvious that she works 3 days a week, every week. Which seems to contradict what Phil talked about previously.
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