Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Pargon]

It's only been a week of tracking Kat's schedule and its already obvious that she works 3 days a week, every week. Which seems to contradict what Phil talked about previously. View attachment 1045888

I see the utility in this because it's tracking the shit DSP says, but it's no proof whatsoever of when Kat is or is not working.

 

[Synth]

I see the utility in this because it's tracking the shit DSP says, but it's no proof whatsoever of when Kat is or is not working.

It's mostly always harmless speculation, but I agree that trying to draw any conclusion from unverified information is ghost chasing.

 

[gaarashatan]

It's only been a week of tracking Kat's schedule and its already obvious that she works 3 days a week, every week. Which seems to contradict what Phil talked about previously. View attachment 1045888

kat has phil trained good. good ol gold digger

 

[Sparkletor]

Umm no, most retail jobs actually give you less hours during the holidays because employers understand you need time with friends and family.

Learn how the real adult world works you dumb kids.

I'd love to stay and argue but my wife is cooking us soup and salad in our new air fryer. Can't wait to taste it!

 

[Freshtodeath]

no retail job gives you same day off every week. How is she getting tuesdays off? Did phil mention her working black friday at all?

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

no retail job gives you same day off every week. How is she getting tuesdays off? Did phil mention her working black friday at all?

I want to say he told us she had that whole week off

 

[Royalty Free Fish Food]

I don’t believe she has a job at this point. She has waaaay too much time off for a Kohl’s clerk.

 

[actually]

I don’t believe she has a job at this point. She has waaaay too much time off for a Kohl’s clerk.

If the 3 days a week thing holds up, sounds like she's just part-time.

 

[Shambler]

If the 3 days a week thing holds up, sounds like she's just part-time.

thats if we can take phil at his word and he's not just obfuscating information though if he is he's not making kat look very good

 

[actually]

thats if we can take phil at his word and he's not just obfuscating information though if he is he's not making kat look very good

I mean, it runs directly counter to his "she busts her ass full-time" narrative, so I'm inclined to think it's at least somewhat accurate.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Also, didn’t Phil say that Kat transferred from her job in Michigan? Are part time employees allowed to transfer like that in the states? I thought only full time employees. So did she get demoted? Or was it all another of Phil’s lies and she never had a job in the first place?

OR she worked as an escort back home, and Phil is trying to pull a Pretty Woman on her. Getting her a stable job (but not too stable, lest she runs away like pandareee) and taking her in and all. During the escort saga, Phil was awfully weird about some of the questions he was posed. Maybe because there was a nugget of truth in them.

that being said, rip escort saga, I’ll never forget you

 

[BallBuster]

It's mostly always harmless speculation, but I agree that trying to draw any conclusion from unverified information is ghost chasing.

Everything out of this twats mouth is unverified information. You’d think he was a politician with how he lies. You know in another life, Phil might have made a decent lawyer.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Also, didn’t Phil say that Kat transferred from her job in Michigan? Are part time employees allowed to transfer like that in the states? I thought only full time employees. So did she get demoted? Or was it all another of Phil’s lies and she never had a job in the first place?

OR she worked as an escort back home, and Phil is trying to pull a Pretty Woman on her. Getting her a stable job (but not too stable, lest she runs away like pandareee) and taking her in and all. During the escort saga, Phil was awfully weird about some of the questions he was posed. Maybe because there was a nugget of truth in them.

that being said, rip escort saga, I’ll never forget you

It's suspect, though not entirely unheard of. If you're a good worker at Company X and you're moving to another town with the same company, it'd be possible that they allow that - it's a helluva lot cheaper than advertising for a job, training etc.

But she'd have to actually go to HR and ask about it , which I just don't think she'd do.

 

[harbinger]

You know in another life, Phil might have made a decent lawyer.

Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution says my client is guilty. FALSE! My client did nothing wrong. He did everything correct. Debunked! I rest my case.

 

[LostMy1stAccount]

It's suspect, though not entirely unheard of. If you're a good worker at Company X and you're moving to another town with the same company, it'd be possible that they allow that - it's a helluva lot cheaper than advertising for a job, training etc.

But she'd have to actually go to HR and ask about it , which I just don't think she'd do.

Remember when Khet had to "wait" 2 months for her drivers license in WA and thus couldn't work? (according to DSP)
She probably had to find a new job which took her so long.

 

[Schmeckel]

Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the prosecution says my client is guilty. FALSE! My client did nothing wrong. He did everything correct. Debunked! I rest my case.

The prosecution, okay... The prosecution is a braindead fuckin' worthless human. He keeps bringing up these memes like "evidence" and "expert witness testimony" like it means anything, youseewhatImean? My client was never toxic. My client is just trying to save the house, hint hint. So what if he charged two thousand dahllars to show off a cat. So what if he just needed to get money for this tahxes? This tahxes? The ones that his tax accountant slash tax attorney completely fucked him over on? Cahmahn, doods of the jury. It was all bugged from the start, okay? Now, the best way you can support this not-guilty position is to TIP ME.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Remember when Khet had to "wait" 2 months for her drivers license in WA and thus couldn't work? (according to DSP)
She probably had to find a new job which took her so long.

Oh yeah, that's right! To me, the thing that really makes Dave a lolcow is shit like that. Lying about something that's provably false and pointless to lie about to begin with. Like, why lie about THAT? Why is THAT a hill you want to charge?

 

[Synth]

Oh yeah, that's right! To me, the thing that really makes Dave a lolcow is shit like that. Lying about something that's provably false and pointless to lie about to begin with. Like, why lie about THAT? Why is THAT a hill you want to charge?

Because that breaks the facade of him being in a normal, healthy, adult relationship with a mature, adult woman, and not that he flew a woman in a broken relationship (out of desperation) out to live with him. The soul-maid totally has a career and job prospects. She definitely isn't one of those people who work in retail because they have no other options or drive to improve. She is totally not reliant on him like Leanna was before she went out and got a life of her own. This relationship is definitely not co-dependent.

Everything about his life is a fabrication of some sort to put on this show to his audience that barely believes him. As much as he bitches about social media, he follows the exact same trends that so many people on there follow by falsely representing his life. The only reason he doesn't show more is because he doesn't go out, or he has something to hide.

 

[MoonRocker]

Because that breaks the facade of him being in a normal, healthy, adult relationship with a mature, adult woman, and not that he flew a woman in a broken relationship (out of desperation) out to live with him. The soul-maid totally has a career and job prospects. She definitely isn't one of those people who work in retail because they have no other options or drive to improve. She is totally not reliant on him like Leanna was before she went out and got a life of her own. This relationship is definitely not co-dependent.

Everything about his life is a fabrication of some sort to put on this show to his audience that barely believes him. As much as he bitches about social media, he follows the exact same trends that so many people on there follow by falsely representing his life. The only reason he doesn't show more is because he doesn't go out, or he has something to hide.

It’s both: he never goes out thus has nothing relevant to say and he has to hide his opulent lifestyle to ride the “but I’m poor tip me” narrative.

That’s why he gets so pissy when people talk about non-gaming related topics in the stream chat because he has nothing to say. That’s why he constantly brings up old drama because he’s so secluded that nothing has happened to him in close to half a decade.

DSP is literally a hermit. That’s what his life has become: protecting what little he has left from the trolls. It’s the most pathetic existence on public display for everyone to see.

 

[That Hedonist Nerd]

Because that breaks the facade of him being in a normal, healthy, adult relationship with a mature, adult woman, and not that he flew a woman in a broken relationship (out of desperation) out to live with him. The soul-maid totally has a career and job prospects. She definitely isn't one of those people who work in retail because they have no other options or drive to improve. She is totally not reliant on him like Leanna was before she went out and got a life of her own. This relationship is definitely not co-dependent.

Everything about his life is a fabrication of some sort to put on this show to his audience that barely believes him. As much as he bitches about social media, he follows the exact same trends that so many people on there follow by falsely representing his life. The only reason he doesn't show more is because he doesn't go out, or he has something to hide.

It's like he hates us so much, yet at the same time he's trying to impress us. We don't give a fuck about the dynamics of his relationship. I'd respect a motherfucker that had the balls to say "I'm not gonna lie, I got really comfortable having someone in my life and I may have moved fast on this one".

We're like Dave's cold father and he's always trying to impress us "See, I made quarterback on the A squad dad!" "I got a perfect score on my SAT dad!" "I'm dating the prom queen dad!" and all dad wants to do is watch porn and drink his bourbon.