Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Kosher Dill said:
So here's something I was pondering: what do y'all think it would actually take to sink this marriage? What would make either Kat or Dave say "We're done"?
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Cheating, I dont know when its going to happen, maybe 1 month from now or 10 years but Khat is going to cheat on phil at some point she cheated on Subaru guy, once a cheater always a cheater.
 
Regginmcaids said:
Cheating, I dont know when its going to happen, maybe 1 month from now or 10 years but Khat is going to cheat on phil at some point she cheated on Subaru guy, once a cheater always a cheater.
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Yeah, but I don't think even that would necessarily cause Phil to grow a backbone.
It would have to be something really blatant, like Phil walking in on Kat literally getting BLACKED by Tevin himself, and they don't even stop what they're doing.
 
Freshtodeath said:
do girls tend to stick with husbands through bankruptcy or is it usually divorce worthy?
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It depends, really. I mean... A manager of mine several years ago and her hubby filed for bankruptcy after his business (which was legitimately doing well, but all of a sudden crashed...) and after some wheeling a dealing, they came out good. No divorce or anything because they didn't originally get married for money, as he started the business after they got married. They had to adjust to a lower standard of living, but it didn't ruin them.

In Phil's situation? Khet got into this more than likely knowing that it was a sinking ship, and all he had was a thimble to toss water out. If she's stuck with him until now... It's going to take some confirmed Jim time for him to want out. His marriage is the only thing that is going to survive this saga, until she doesn't like the 2 room apartment they move into post saga and she takes him for half that sweet sweet equity payout.
 
Freshtodeath said:
do girls tend to stick with husbands through bankruptcy or is it usually divorce worthy?
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Generally, bankruptcy acts as just another source of relationship stress, so the question is: how solid was the marriage beforehand?

Kat's kind of a special case because it's not a normal marriage. If she's a straight-up gold digger she's probably headed for the exit, but I suspect she'll stay right where she is as long as she has a free room and bed of her own, free internet, doesn't have to work too much, and doesn't have to have sex with Phil.

Looking at it a certain way, Phil really is the perfect paypig for a low-energy woman who just wants to sit back. For Kat to upgrade to a bigger whale she'd probably have to spend her time hitting the gym instead of the Jim, cut out the potatoes, learn to apply makeup, and grow a personality. That's a lot of work when leeching off a mere hundred grand a year requires no effort.
 
YungLopez said:
Lol I’ve met the sister she’s 25 years old and still has accidents in her pants and wears diapers 🤣🤣🤣
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Several bold statements in a single sentence without proof. I'd like to see some evidence of that (not literally the accidents, please). If it's something that you don't want to show publicly because it has your identifying info, send @Haunter and I a PM or something.
 
Lol I’m not gonna do her like that it’s embarrassing enough she still does that 🤣👌
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Several bold statements in a single sentence without proof. I'd like to see some evidence of that (not literally the accidents, please). If it's something that you don't want to show publicly because it has your identifying info, send @Haunter and I a PM or something.
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I meant more along the lines of proof you actually know her. I'm kinda hoping you don't have direct evidence of her accidents.
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I dated her for a while . She wet the bed and wet her pants in public way too many times lmfao . Tries to act all tough but she literally had to start buying diapers 😩
 
YungLopez said:
I dated her for a while . She wet the bed and wet her pants in public way too many times lmfao . Tries to act all tough but she literally had to start buying diapers 😩
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You might be telling the truth. You might not. But let me give you a snippet of the shitworld vortex your anecdote is residing in:

2 years ago, DSP (the guy this subforum is about) posted a picture of the person we now know to be Kat, but who was unidentified at the time. This picture led to a person claiming to be the girl in the picture coming here and spinning a whole tale about how they were an escort and Phil had been flying her out. There were Twitter accounts that were years old and made posts that were relevant to the ongoing story, a website associated with it that had plenty of apparently legit comments/reviews/interactions, and this person was believable enough that many (most?) here bought it.

Except it wasn't true. As the threads were unraveled, high supreme autists here discovered that the "escort" posting here was actually a couple somewhere in fucking Europe that had a whole string of catfishing accounts. Snatch pics and Visual Basic expertise were unearthed, and it was truly incredible to witness.

Oh, and the reason Phil wouldn't just say "No, it's not true?" Well, he had actually been flying Kat out...but from Michigan, not Europe...and he was trying to wrangle enough tard money to move her in while paying his back state taxes.

All this to say: you might be telling the truth, but there's not a fucking chance you're going to be taken at your word alone. It's not a reflection on you. It's a reflection on the abject insanity that is found in the orbit of DSP.
 
YungLopez said:
Lol I’m not gonna do her like that it’s embarrassing enough she still does that 🤣👌
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You've already publicly stated that she has urinary incontinence issues, how does privately messaging a mod to confirm whather you actually know her have anything to do with "doing her like that"?
In what way is it more embarrassing for her to have you publicly say she has urinary incontinence issues and wears diapers by having you anonymously confirm that you do in fact know her?
Have you heard the expression 'Don't piss into the wind?' You just pissed into the Autism Vortex. Would you rather have internet randos digging through her shit to confirm this while trying to actually ID you, or would you prefer to anonymously confirm it behind the scenes and answer what you are willing to?

Edit: Also, I voted Jenna as the hotter sister in the poll so I'mma need specific questions answered to determine whether I need to change my vote or turn gay :mad:
 
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YungLopez said:
I dated her for a while . She wet the bed and wet her pants in public way too many times lmfao . Tries to act all tough but she literally had to start buying diapers 😩
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Lmao i hope you're lying for your own sake because it's going to be about a day before someone figures out who you are.

I mean look here, look listen i consider myself a petty and vindictive person but even i wouldnt tell the internet my ex pissed herself. even if i hated her.
 
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Maldron the Assassin said:
I mean look here, look listen i consider myself a petty and vindictive person but even i wouldnt tell the internet my ex pissed herself. even if i hated her.
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Aside from this, there's the fact that an adult who consistently bedwets (or otherwise has accidents) has some kind of significant (probably sexual, possibly psychological) trauma, in childhood and/or adulthood. It's not a normal thing.
 
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