Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
Khet is still there. No way she would leave without Jasper.

We better start monitoring Jasper to see if a replacement is ever snuck in. I can picture Phil trying to find a Jasper lookalike behind the scenes when she is gone to keep the lie going.
 
When was the time he looked to his office door and said "they're here?" and when was that time we could hear vacuuming through his office walls?

Granted that could have been another person other than Kat, but...
 
When was the time he looked to his office door and said "they're here?" and when was that time we could hear vacuuming through his office walls?

Granted that could have been another person other than Kat, but...
Those incidents were months ago.
Khet is still there. No way she would leave without Jasper.

We better start monitoring Jasper to see if a replacement is ever snuck in. I can picture Phil trying to find a Jasper lookalike behind the scenes when she is gone to keep the lie going.
He could also have a stash of unpublished Instagram photos that he could gradually release to make it look like Khat is still cooking him mashed potatoes and playing Skyrim every night.
 
Also, X to goubt DSP would grind Animal Crossing off-stream just to make it look like his wife did shit in the game for him. Lying about her presence I can accept, but actual effort to buttress the lie? No fucking way.
 
Given the size of the detractor community, and Phil's propensity to put his foot in his mouth, it's actually kindof amazing just how little we know of her, and how anonymous she's managed to become on the internet.

I think we more or less know everything, it just feels like nothing because there's not much too Khet. The standout stuff is her family stuff, but it's pretty clear she cut ties with them awhile ago, so there's not going to be anything new on that front. The only other interesting thing was her cheating, which if we're lucky, we'll see that happening again in the future. Probably not for awhile though. In a weird way, Phil and Khet are pretty good for each other. It seems like both want the comfort/status/title of being in a relationship, without having to actually contribute to a relationship. Phil gets to beg for money all day, Khet gets to sit in her room all day playing games. They'll briefly interact during dinner, and once a week they'll walk/drive around together. On special nights, they might hit up a drive through/order delivery. The one thing keeping her from being the perfect Phil companion is her inability to cook. But then again, Phil seems happy more often than not getting takeout or eating TV dinners, so even that isn't too big of a loss. Really, I think Phil's main concern is someone is bringing him food. At least Khet has mastered the art of stirring a sauce.

As others have said, I think the big thing to look for with Khet being around is whether or not Jasper is still there. If she leaves, she either takes Jasper, or Phil unloads him on a shelter. While he's doing AC stuff, that's a good indicator too, since there's no way Phil would put in overtime to do off stream stuff. His other "chill" streams are perfect examples of that. Based on what we've seen with Phil's bankruptcy/trying to cover up his mobile gaming addiction, I don't think he's smart enough/has anything resembling foresight to try and build a buffer of Khet pictures to slowly unroll as evidence she's still around. I also think he's too delusional to even worry about her leaving to think about taking those kinda precautions in the first place.
 
Also, Phil clearly learned something from his first relationship, because he deliberately replaced Leanna with somebody he at least had reason to believe was considerably more docile and malleable.
Lol at the idea of Philip learning anything. I think you’re putting the cart before the horse here. More likely only someone with Kat’s personality type would likely hook up with Philip. I think Philip was just looking for the first person to be his new substitute mother.
 
If anything DSP is the malleable one. He's shoveling down Taco Bell, mashed potato, listening to "world music" and watching Let's Plays on Youtube. Besides greed, he's a void waiting to be filled by whoever he hires to maintain the rest of his house for him at any given time.
 
As others have said, I think the big thing to look for with Khet being around is whether or not Jasper is still there. If she leaves, she either takes Jasper, or Phil unloads him on a shelter.

I would posit that even the pigroach recognizes how suspicious that would be. But in light of what you remind me here...

While he's doing AC stuff, that's a good indicator too, since there's no way Phil would put in overtime to do off stream stuff. His other "chill" streams are perfect examples of that. Based on what we've seen with Phil's bankruptcy/trying to cover up his mobile gaming addiction, I don't think he's smart enough/has anything resembling foresight to try and build a buffer of Khet pictures to slowly unroll as evidence she's still around. I also think he's too delusional to even worry about her leaving to think about taking those kinda precautions in the first place.

...it's rather moot, since this is indeed a pretty good indicator that Khet is still around. I hadn't thought of it, on account of I don't watch his streams and no one bothers with TIHYDPs for that game. Anyway, yes, I agree that it would be pretty shocking for Phil to think that far ahead, especially with all the ways he unintentionally makes himself look very alone.

It's funny, though, because Khet leaving him and him lying about it actually would be less pathetic than the situation he's in now. I mean, if we can take him at his word on everything (we shouldn't, but for laughs, let's do so here), not only is his marriage a sham, but it's a sham he's unaware of. Or in complete denial over. Either way, better for him to be single, even if he lies about it, like he did for awhile with Leanna.

Lol at the idea of Philip learning anything. I think you’re putting the cart before the horse here. More likely only someone with Kat’s personality type would likely hook up with Philip. I think Philip was just looking for the first person to be his new substitute mother.

The pigroach does learn, it's just never what he should learn, or learn from, and he always fucks it up even when he does (sort of) learn. Though bear in mind that I think that in this case largely because of the considerable difference in personalities between Leanna and Khet. Is it possible that Phil just got (sort of) lucky? He's the pigroach, of course it is. But regardless of the reason, the difference is notable, and I'm not about to dismiss the possibility that it's deliberate. Phil does plenty of other deliberate things that help make him what he is, after all, and some of it has been based on feedback (entirely the negative kind, which is a huge part of the pigroach's problem). Just look at what he does to try to choke off the supply of entertaining TIHYDPs. Fucks it up still, yes, but is he not more boring these days? I think he is.

If anything DSP is the malleable one. He's shoveling down Taco Bell, mashed potato, listening to "world music" and watching Let's Plays on Youtube. Besides greed, he's a void waiting to be filled by whoever he hires to maintain the rest of his house for him at any given time.

I assumed he was full of shit about all that, but if he isn't, then you have a point.
 
Guys what if...And I know this is crazy talk. What IF Kat does actually love Phil?
I suppose if there are people who like getting their testicles crushed, people who like wearing diapers and soiling themselves, people who wear wolf costumes and peg each other while huffing computer duster, it's possible that Kat has some weird attraction to Phil.

I mean a man who is almost a decade older, bathes twice a week, has no friends, his job consists of playing video games and begging for money from strangers, has a crippling mobile game addiction, is allergic to physical labor, has more body hair than hair on his head, went bankrupt, has a dedicated community of people who dislike him, and is mildly retarded aren't really normal turn ons.

I remember in one of her videos Leanna said she liked that Phil was really funny. I personally don't think his humor is very good. To each their own I guess.
 
I remember in one of her videos Leanna said she liked that Phil was really funny. I personally don't think his humor is very good.
Maybe it wasn't so much his extremely juvenile brand of humor was what she thought was funny, rather she just got a kick at how inept he is at doing regular mundane things (and the subsequent tard-rage he exploded with when he experienced bugged *insert activity* mechanics) in their everyday lives. Phil's day is full of instances where he behaves much like Zoolander and Hansel trying to "get the files from the computer."

Seeing how she would heckle and give him shit when she was in his videos, I'd sooner believe she more enjoyed him fucking up more than she did his puerile attempts at humor.
 
Guys what if...And I know this is crazy talk. What IF Kat does actually love Phil?
I'm going to bet my money on Katherine being emotionally stunted due to repeated traumas and complex ptsd.

You know, now that I think about it, maybe she loves the idea of being taken care of, and not so much the person doing it. It's a relatively low bar, as far as Mazlow's friggen hierarchy, and maybe that's her ideal. If I had to guess, she spent a good chunk of her life being miserable and working them minimum wage gigs. When your life starts to look like an endless cycle of working and not getting anywhere, the idea of not having to do anything and be provided for is like a winning lottery ticket.

Don't feel too bad for them, though. This is a marriage of mutual benefit and codependency, not love.

And that suits them just fine. Phil doesn't microwave his own chicken tendies and Kat doesn't have to work 40+ hours a week just to get by.

I think people just overestimate their ambitions.
 
Don't feel too bad for them, though. This is a marriage of mutual benefit and co-dependency, not love.

Lavender marriage

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Like everything DSPGaming - maximum reward for minimal effort.

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I suppose if there are people who like getting their testicles crushed, people who like wearing diapers and soiling themselves, people who wear wolf costumes and peg each other while huffing computer duster, it's possible that Kat has some weird attraction to Phil.

It is, but considering everything we know for sure, it seems highly unlikely that that is the case here. I don't know much about the Subaru Man she chated on with Phil, but I'm just going to go out on a limb (pun intended) and posit that he's not balder, fatter, and more embarrassing than the pigroach. Which means, to me, that attraction isn't really something Khet considers. Especially since we can tell she doesn't work so few hours a week so that she can be around her con artist husband as much as possible.

I mean a man who is almost a decade older, bathes twice a week, has no friends, his job consists of playing video games and begging for money from strangers, has a crippling mobile game addiction, is allergic to physical labor, has more body hair than hair on his head, went bankrupt, has a dedicated community of people who dislike him, and is mildly retarded aren't really normal turn ons.

Indeed they aren't, but more to the point, half of that is stuff that Phil keeps her in the dark on anyway. I mean, you really think she's aware of how much nicer her kept life could be if he weren't a stupid gacha fiend? She's not about to look into the fact that he has been raising at least $200 in tips alone for whatever number of days in a row now, but if she DID know about that, she probably would have some questions. And not the kind he wants to answer.

I remember in one of her videos Leanna said she liked that Phil was really funny. I personally don't think his humor is very good. To each their own I guess.

I've encountered my fair share of women who thought certain men were funny when I very much did not find them to be, but in Leanna's case, I think it went from finding him funny because she didn't really know him to finding it funny to laugh at him because she realized what he is.

I'm going to bet my money on Katherine being emotionally stunted due to repeated traumas and complex ptsd.

You know, now that I think about it, maybe she loves the idea of being taken care of, and not so much the person doing it.

That's exactly what I see. Khet just doesn't seem to be motivated by anything else.

God, it says so much about Phil the fact that out of the two relationships he has had, the first was with a woman who probably hadn't dated before and therefore really didn't know better than to avoid a guy like him, and the current one is barely a relationship at all, and with someone who seems to have a history of that. But that'll happen when you're only dating in order to maintain a facade of being a mature adult, while 1) not at all understanding what that truly entails, and 2) not giving a shit about anybody but yourself, keeping every relationship you have in jeopardy.
 
Guys what if...And I know this is crazy talk. What IF Kat does actually love Phil?
I'm sure Katherine loves some things about Phil, one thing for sure in that he's providing her a nice place to live compared to everything she had before. Anything else is speculation... but there's the story that Subaruman forced Katherine to play along with his Marvel stuff. Odds are Phil never bothered her except for making dinner and doing errands once a week, which she quickly proved she's incapable of beyond frozen meals.

We joke about divorce, and it is very likely going to happen eventually, but Phil does provide his soulmaids a nice cushy home life. I assume Leanna is actually thankful for a lot of things Phil provided for her, and Katherine similarly. People can debate if they're cunts like Phil because they are fully aware how Phil is able to provide for them, but that's another topic.
 
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