Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
So, after following Jenna for a few weeks, her typical posts are:
1) Conspiracy theory pseudo-intellectual nonsense
2) Garbage meals that are either fast food or tv dinners
3) Posts of her bobbing her head to and fro, with a fist bump perhaps, before hitting her shitty blunts and rolling her eyes back in her head with trash music
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
Don't chastise me for this, but what if we pool together enough money to buy her a plane ticket? 50 people giving 5 bucks each should be enough. No?
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If at any point in time you consider putting even one cent towards anything Phil-related, you are pants-on-head retarded.
 
Looks like Jenna is back in California, if she could afford to get there why couldnt she get to Washington?

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TheGoutburglar said:
That exact attitude, held by troll tippers, has helped keep the vest streak going.

So that think about that for a minute.
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I don't condone wasting a substantial amount of money spread over many 1 dollar tips to Phil.
But doing it once or twice is perfectly fine in my book. I know this goes against the consensus in here but I don't care.
It's like a principle to not waste any money on lolcows. But I have a another principle that takes precedence over that: To not feel bad wasting petty cash over anything.
Also, in this case, the money would go towards Jenna, not Phil.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
I don't condone wasting a substantial amount of money spread over many 1 dollar tips to Phil.
But doing it once or twice is perfectly fine in my book. I know this goes against the consensus in here but I don't care.
It's like a principle to not waste any money on lolcows. But I have a another principle that takes precedence over that: To not feel bad wasting petty cash over anything.
Also, in this case, the money would go towards Jenna, not Phil.
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It would be somewhat hypocritical of me to tell people not to give Phil money, then laugh at the sperg outs from troll tippers. But nothing enrages Phil more than not having any money.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
Yes I know to not give her money. I'm not stupid.
But we can give her a plane ticket.
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This is a common mistake. You think you can outsmart a crackhead grifter because you're an intelligent, educated person who's not a crackhead. But the grifter has nothing else to do but practice the grift, day in and day out. She's already been through endless variations of this scenario. She's already been through countless variations of her pitch, succeeded countless times, and more importantly, failed countless times and refined the grift based on what that taught her. She trades notes with other professionals about what works and what doesn't. Do you have that level of practice and dedication?
You're not just trying to outsmart her, you're up against every smartbrain who came before and thought they could keep her from converting what they gave her into magic smoke.

Good luck.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
Don't chastise me for this, but what if we pool together enough money to buy her a plane ticket? 50 people giving 5 bucks each should be enough. No?
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"No officer there was no sex involved, I just gave $5 to a crackwhore so she can go to the Goutmansion, it's what we call DSP's house, you know DSP right? it's the guy that jacked off on stream haha".
Do it faggot, become a paypig.
 
Kosher Dill said:
You're not just trying to outsmart her, you're up against every smartbrain who came before and thought they could keep her from converting what they gave her into magic smoke.
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What the fuck are you saying? I'm not up against anyone. And what made you think I'm trying to outsmart her?
By contributing 5 dollars towards a plane ticket? So what; if she sells it, I would have lost 5 dollars.
I never thought there's a high chance of this working out.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
I know this goes against the consensus in here but I don't care.
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Put up or shut up then.
It's way more fun watching a crackfiend flop around doing stupid shit than it is to fund it. If you wanna start an indiegogo to fly some druggie to an autist and a goutman, go ahead.

On another note, Kat's gonna have to find another guy willing to put her up somewhere or save all the money she has if she wants to move out. She moved in with almost nothing and, unlike Leanna, her family is next to non-existent. Thinking about it, if Leanna ever becomes successful, she has a pretty good origin story, "I was groomed by this guy and he brought me across the country, I only realized after it was too late how bad he was, I was stuck in unfamiliar lands for years, but I didn't give up on my dream...becoming the Soap Queen of Seattle. This is my story."
 
Trappin in the Trap said:
Put up or shut up then.
It's way more fun watching a crackfiend flop around doing stupid shit than it is to fund it. If you wanna start an indiegogo to fly some druggie to an autist and a goutman, go ahead.
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Well, excuse me for making a suggestion and gauging people's reaction. I'm such a fucking idiot. Fuck me, right?
She's not going to spend her own money to visit the goutmansion. Never gonna happen. Funding her trip in hopes of something happening is better than absolutely fucking nothing happening.

Kosher Dill said:
The fact that you think you have any chance of giving her something that won't turn into drugs. It's not just "a coin flip", "a gamble", or even "a longshot", it's zero chance. Flat zero.
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Your answer to my question doesn't make sense. Hoping for her to use the plane ticket given to her is not outsmarting her.
And the chance of her actually flying over there is not flat zero. Finding a buyer for your plane ticket is not the easiest thing in the world.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
Well, excuse me for making a suggestion and gauging people's reaction. I'm such a fucking idiot. Fuck me, right?
She's not going to spend her own money to visit the goutmansion. Never gonna happen. Funding her trip in hopes of something happening is better than absolutely fucking nothing happening.


Your answer to my question doesn't make sense. Hoping for her to use the plane ticket given to her is not outsmarting her.
And the chance of her actually flying over there is not flat zero. Finding a buyer for your plane ticket is not the easiest thing in the world.
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Congrats, you gauged the reaction pretty well. The general answer is "no, you fucking retard". You're welcome.
I don't why you're even getting pissy, because, uh, in reality
 
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