Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
I refuse to believe DSP is a Hate Eternal fan, he definitely only wore that shirt because they're named Hate Eternal and that particular album is called King of Kings.

King of Hate, we get it. Fucking fag.
 
I refuse to believe DSP is a Hate Eternal fan, he definitely only wore that shirt because they're named Hate Eternal and that particular album is called King of Kings.

King of Hate, we get it. Fucking fag.
There's no way, I remember when he played Supremacy MMA, it had a soundtrack that was mostly technical metalcore with some technical death metal tracks in there too. He thought it was obnoxious and his review after he stopped playing the game was that it's "not music" and that while he likes rock music like RADIOHEEAAAAAAD, he doesn't like "random noise" from nudniks who can't even play a guitar like in the soundtrack of Supremacy MMA. If I remember correctly Hate Eternal's guitar sound and riffs are of the more dissonant variety a la Immolation, correct me if I'm wrong, if Dave ever actually listened to that album from the band whose shirt he's wearing, he'd say that it's just stupid noise made by some mentally ill retard who can't even play a guitar and that it's not nearly as good as RADIOHEEEEAAAD or Gravity by Metallica.

We should really stop sperging about this because after all this is the thread dedicated to Khet and her trashy yet weirdly hot sister who is currently MIA.
 
I would hazard a guess that if there's a "nugget of truth" to that tale... It was: There was a dorm party that he happened to waddle into, he stood in the corner and fantasized about some girl, drank shitty beer, fire alarm went off somehow, before he could 'tism-sprint away he was stopped by campus security and he mush-mouthed his way into saying "I dindunuffin!" Later on, his story became this overblown tale of being a total Chad who always had gin on hand and bitches at his door.

There was also a version with one woman who was vomiting and passed out drunk in his room during the party, and right then the fire alarm went off. In this version Phil left her for dead because he'd get in trouble with Student Housing if they caught him having a party with alcohol. The only part of this story that I believe is Phil being kicked out of on campus living for being obnoxious to women.

How old was Phil when Tucker Max and his orbit were big? I read his site maybe ten-15 years ago (I'm not proud of it either) and the tone + pride in being absolutely horrible + amounts of obvious bullshit seem lifted straight from there.
 
There's no way, I remember when he played Supremacy MMA, it had a soundtrack that was mostly technical metalcore with some technical death metal tracks in there too. He thought it was obnoxious and his review after he stopped playing the game was that it's "not music" and that while he likes rock music like RADIOHEEAAAAAAD, he doesn't like "random noise" from nudniks who can't even play a guitar like in the soundtrack of Supremacy MMA. If I remember correctly Hate Eternal's guitar sound and riffs are of the more dissonant variety a la Immolation, correct me if I'm wrong, if Dave ever actually listened to that album from the band whose shirt he's wearing, he'd say that it's just stupid noise made by some mentally ill retard who can't even play a guitar and that it's not nearly as good as RADIOHEEEEAAAD or Gravity by Metallica.

We should really stop sperging about this because after all this is the thread dedicated to Khet and her trashy yet weirdly hot sister who is currently MIA.

I remember when he shit on the Supremacy MMA soundtrack, it was such a boomer take. It's the kind of thing I'd expect my grandfather to say about death metal. But yeah you're right, Hate Eternal (especially those earlier albums) are dissonant technical death metal at its finest, so he's definitely a gigantic posing faggot.

Anyways back to khet.
 
Goddamn, why is Khat still dragging Phil to the dump on the "day-off" after all this time? Is there anything left in that house from the Leanna Era that still needs to be tossed?

he goes to the dump so often, you have to think outside of the box

what kind of rubbish is he hoarding that can't be disposed of during the regular trash day

he has already mentioned clothes being tossed out recently, so we can rule that out, and it's not green waste, he pays hector and jorge to take care of that, and it's definitey not DIY/home improvement waste

he wouldn't take his collectables to the dump either

this is phil, so we can use the lazy card to justify what he's taking to the dump

boxes, large boxes and shipping material, he doesn't break them up, or has just left it too long that they've accumulated in the garage

so, what is he buying? ..air fryer, carpet cleaner, exercise bike, he has little stories attached to these things and says they're gifts from his parents, he has no friends to share stories with so he tells his audience, but better make sure he tells them "this is from my parents", or people might think he is wasting money, and these are probably only a few of the things he has gin-purchased and told ppl about on his stream, there's gotta be more if he's doing regular trips to the dump

I don't think for a second this shit comes from his parents

edit: just wanted to add, during the CT days, he had a giant collection of cardboard boxes from all the shit he bought
 
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^^^ Does this man ever recycle his cardboard boxes? Perhaps he is taking his water bottle pile to the dump every week before it overflows from the pen to the hallway.

The thing I still don't get is why Kat is okay not having any kind of online presence now. Every female that enters the pigfort either forgets all accounts or makes new ones under a different name or something, and presumably has to ask people to refriend them online. Does he make them sign some sort of NDA? How does a female resist the urge to post selfies and other mundane boring beauty or food related things? When Kat escapes will it take her years to brave the internet again?
 
he goes to the dump so often, you have to think outside of the box

what kind of rubbish is he hoarding that can't be disposed of during the regular trash day

he has already mentioned clothes being tossed out recently, so we can rule that out, and it's not green waste, he pays hector and jorge to take care of that, and it's definitey not DIY/home improvement waste

he wouldn't take his collectables to the dump either

this is phil, so we can use the lazy card to justify what he's taking to the dump

boxes, large boxes and shipping material, he doesn't break them up, or has just left it too long that they've accumulated in the garage

so, what is he buying? ..air fryer, carpet cleaner, exercise bike, he has little stories attached to these things and says they're gifts from his parents, he has no friends to share stories with so he tells his audience, but better make sure he tells them "this is from my parents", or people might think he is wasting money, and these are probably only a few of the things he has gin-purchased and told ppl about on his stream, there's gotta be more if he's doing regular trips to the dump

I don't think for a second this shit comes from his parents

edit: just wanted to add, during the CT days, he had a giant collection of cardboard boxes from all the shit he bought
One reason they could be going to the dump regularly is to dispose of some type of medical waste like sharps.

I had to take care of a family member's diabetic cat over the summer and the used needles had to be taken to the dump to dispose of.

Maybe Phil or Kathy has a medical condition requiring regular injections? Haven't they been regularly making trips to the dump since shortly after Kathy arrived?
 
One reason they could be going to the dump regularly is to dispose of some type of medical waste like sharps.

I had to take care of a family member's diabetic cat over the summer and the used needles had to be taken to the dump to dispose of.

Maybe Phil or Kathy has a medical condition requiring regular injections? Haven't they been regularly making trips to the dump since shortly after Kathy arrived?

you could be onto something
 
Why is anyone believing him that he goes to a dump?
I absolutely believe that he's buying tons of "As Seen On TV" junk (and generating a commensurate amount of box waste) with the money that he doesn't have because he's poor and needs your help.
 
Goddamn, why is Khat still dragging Phil to the dump on the "day-off" after all this time? Is there anything left in that house from the Leanna Era that still needs to be tossed?
I'm pretty sure that by "dump" Phil is referring to some place that he doesn't like going but his horse is making him go with her for reasons. So he just calls it the dump because he doesn't want to admit she's making him get a mani-pedi and that's not the manly front he's trying to put on.
 
There is plenty of video evidence that Phil keeps each and every single cardboard box he ever gets. Unless Kat changed his lifestyle dramatically, Phil is not throwing away cardboard boxes.
 
There is plenty of video evidence that Phil keeps each and every single cardboard box he ever gets. Unless Kat changed his lifestyle dramatically, Phil is not throwing away cardboard boxes.
Maybe that explains why Jasper Kitty Burnell is banned from roaming around the Wakando after dark. He would disappear into a storage nook overflowing with a mountain of cardboard boxes and never emerge again
 
Look at the old condo videos. His far back left corner is all boxes. He kept the box that his ceiling fan came in. Why? In what situation would you ever need to uninstall your ceiling fan and repackage it?

He infamously gave his fans empty boxes as gifts. Why did he keep empty game boxes?

Look at his kitchen. He keeps the boxes his plates came in on top of his cupboard. His garage has boxes. His closet has boxes. His nook has boxes.

He has a semi-serious hoarding problem when it comes to boxes.
 
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