Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%

  • Total voters
    626
I have to at least give Jenna some respect for admitting that she is a prostitute. Phil still claims he is a legitimate businessman.

Yeah, she may be crazier, but she also has way bigger balls. Like, can you picture her backing down when someone wants to fight? Or tells her to STFU? I can't. Phil wouldn't know a damn thing about standing up for himself in person, he can only do it from a safe space. Fucking coward. lol
 
Yeah, she may be crazier, but she also has way bigger balls. Like, can you picture her backing down when someone wants to fight? Or tells her to STFU? I can't. Phil wouldn't know a damn thing about standing up for himself in person, he can only do it from a safe space. Fucking coward. lol
I think the alternate reality where Phil married Jenna would be hilarious. I think she'd actually be part of his streams, getting riled up and going on insane rants while Phil uncomfortably sits there and awkwardly chuckles, not having the balls to actually try and confront her about her craziness.
 
In an alternate reality Jenna is Phil's real adult wife and she still gets a train run on her but this time it's a train of insults from chat.
It's funny hearing someone talk down to dsp irl because he has absolutely no comeback game and he's a downright coward, going back and seeing the videos of Leanna confront and criticise him is absolutely hilarious because dsp absolutely knows he's getting called out for his bullshit and yet all he does is laugh it off and play off the jokes.

Edit: This one in particular
 
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Speaking of Phil being a coward and having no balls, remember this lore?

"I bought some furniture from your store and I just got the credit card bill. You charged me way too much!"

"Okay, sir. Come down to the store and we'll figure it out."

"...Nah. I'll just pay."
 
I found this avatar pic from an old social media account Kat used to use. Hope you guys like it. :)
 

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Seriously.. What could she have possibly said that a 35 year old grown man (and I use that term loosely) not have heard before? I understand he hasn't had a lot of women in his life, but it still doesn't make any sense! Did she say she wants to pay bills with you, and that was the greatest thing he ever heard? It couldn't have been anything sexual, because we know he doesn't have any drive whatsoever. And just listening to a few of her own streams (through Tevin), and the few times she was on with Phil, its clear she has trouble expressing herself, and gets embarrassed. We also know Phil is not the type of person that will keep his mouth shut long enough to actually let someone talk about themselves.

So either he lied (again), or Khet is a great conversationist? Hmm 🤔
My guess would be that Katherine, like many women who have run through the mental health system, likes being the supportive listener and knows how to relate with people struggling through issues. Phil recently being dumped by Leanna, his drinking problems, who knows what else... he was an easy target for Katherine to be empathic with, even if she didn't care about most of Phil's whining. And with there being proof that Phil lives in a nice gated community house in Seattle, Katherine had ample reason to want to get her piece of that over a flailing relationship in Podunk, MI with Subaru Jeff.
 
Is that even a dog or did she just tie a scarf around a piece of carpet she ripped out of a place she was squatting in?
 
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