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So what is Phil going to do when Bulkamania runs wild on him, brother?
Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna
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"Runs."
The only things in that real mature adult house that run are Phil's mouth and their scholar of a son Ja$per.
Generic_Detractor2021
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My theory is that "debt" was codeword (since phil likes using codeword's) for she doesn't have any money, and is unemployed. That would explain her not really being able to help with the bills (2 incone household my ass). He also said that her job was allowing her to transfer.. A part time job at a grocery store isnt a career transfer type move.
That's one thing that always stuck with me during the escort/Khet saga. Most people focus on the money he spent (while begging), or the lying he did about being depressed and lonely, but for me, it's how much he lied about Khet. He said that she got an unexpected notice that she needed to leave her place, because the owner was selling the house, so she couldn't renew her lease. Blatant fucking lie. He said that her job was allowing her to transfer, and that she was gonna need new clothes, cell phone, insurance, DL, etc etc. The bitch didnt (or at least not when she got to Renton) have a full time job. Another blatant fucking lie.
I also believe it's why she was so hesitant about going on camera. She KNEW a lot of the shit phil was saying about her were lies, and she was probably afraid of what people would eventually say to/about her. Some people like to say she's innocent or she didn't do anything to deserve the talk about her.. She knew exactly who phil was, what she was getting herself into, and just chose to ignore/not deal with any trolling/truth/consequences.. Pick whatever option you like there.
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I say this with only a bit of hyperbole, but I think roughly 95% of what Phil said/says about Khet is a lie. The other 5% is mostly mundane details, passive aggressive complaints about her or statements he didn't realize he was making. I've mentioned it before, but I believe there's a good chance the average KF poster here knows more meaningful details about Khet than Phil does, as shown by some of the Khet references going completely above his head during that rare stream appearance she made. What's funny is, even though Phil reads the farms, I think he skips all the Khet stuff because he only cares what people are saying about him.
Khet cooks too many potato dishes, watches other LPers and the games she plays are about the only things I think Phil has ever honestly said about Khet. He's accidentally said a few other honest things as well, namely implying they sleep in separate bedrooms. I think his recent "new job" statement is also true, but was another accidental reveal. But even that I'm a little on the fence about because Phil isn't exactly known for coherently using words, and given his own lack of experience in the field, I can't imagine he's used to talking about employment.
I'm also a firm believer that most, if not all of the things Phil attributes to Khet saying are really just him masking his own suggestions to see if they're well received, like the bubbles, chair spinning and skittle eating (that last one might not have actually been a Khet contribution, can't really recall) Same deal with insisting Khet is the one that suggests getting takeout or whatever. She's basically just a variation of his "alotta people said" spiel.
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Tbh its my own stupid fault for taking anything Phil says seriously. Though I'm not American I heard debt was common so I just assumed.
So by the sounds of it she is just a leech, I'd say that gives credit to her using him then aiming to divorce eventually though. I mean no matter how much shit she buys with her wages it can't make her forget the air she breaths is the same as Phil's.
I think he could of said she goes out to get fast food, not 100% sure on that. I could certainly see it, not like she or him could make a packed lunch, its way above their collective IQ levels.
She does seem like a simple woman though, I can't see her buying to much shit over all though, unless its all going on food and she truly is the blimp people imagine her to be.
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Some might think this is basically confirmation that they sleep in different rooms but I disagree, to me all this is evidence of is what we already knew; Dave is a lazy slob that sleeps in while Kat probably gets up a lot earlier than he does (because most people get up way before fucking 9).
That said, I'm not disagreeing with the theory that they sleep in separate bedrooms. I just don't think this is evidence of that.
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She says she took college classes on "drawing and messing around on Photoshop". Could have been online or something, but it's whatever because obviously her having debt is bullshit. She's working 20 or under hours a week bringing home barely $1K per month for 3 years and we're supposed to buy that she's paying off debts with that? It's just some bullshit Phil made up. She probably has her own credit card that she charges stuff on for ease of payment and she pays the balance off monthly and Phil calls this "She has her own DEBTS!!!". It's just Phil trying to cover his ego over why his wife keeps all her own money and he pays for everything.
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As an aside, is it just me or does he pronounce "Goonies" really fucking weirdly in that clip you posted? It's just after the relevant timestamp.
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Jesus. She takes about 25-30 seconds to stumble through that answer, but look how much phil is just fidgeting. No wonder she looks so uncomfortable and embarrassed, he looks/acts like a crackhead next to her!
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She at least claims she went to college and got an associate's, based on the marriage license. (2 years of College was listed)
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I'd love to know in what. Like probably a generic liberal arts thing but I'm dying to know.
As for debts I'm sure she has things on CC's that she pays off and Phil consistently calls his own CC's either bills or debts.
The real question is without his own cards how long before Phil starts racking up Kat's instead.
I assume they don't have a joint account because if they did and she saw him whale on Champions with 'their' money she'd kill him in his sleep.
Wonder if he's even got life insurance.
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I thought about this again the other day, and it may have been brought up. Subaruman listed himself single on FB in August of 2017. Where was Kat from Aug-Feb? I can almost guarantee DSP was paying this chicks rent, or he paid to get her out of her lease early.
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I don't know why people doubt that Kat has debts. She's an undereducated, underemployed, unsophisticated white trash transient. Why wouldn't she have racked up credit card debt when she had to fend for herself in between boyfriends, or just straight-up blowing money on entertainment?
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Twitter won't let me zero in on the retweet but if you scroll all the way down to the bottom of her twitter (only 232 tweets not that big a scroll) you can see her having retweeted a dsp tweet from September 7th 2016. So this secret tryst may have been going on even longer than some people think, OR she may have been a legit fan and they snort of found each other before being given a first class ticket to the gout house, the snort fort, the pignasium.
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She's dumb, but we don't know if she's Phil levels of dumb. From what little we know, she's almost as much of a hermit as Phil, but doesn't have a gacha spending addiction. Her biggest hobby seems to be gaming, which isn't that expensive if you aren't whaling. I could see her having some level of debt, but probably not that much, certainly nowhere close to Phil's debt.
Keep in mind, the only reason Phil said she was in debt was to shield his e-begging when the paypigs asked why she couldn't contribute to Phil's expenses. It's not like Phil has a spotless record when it comes to Khet details, especially around the time of her first arrival.
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Right, I doubt she's racked up any new debt since she got onto the current gravy train. But I could easily see her living on credit before she shacked up with Subaru Man, and then just never paying it back.
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TBF, most of the leaders in my past jobs haven't had those characteristics either so Kat might fit right in! Case in point, one of my first jobs was with state government, and the manager for my department, when he could be bothered to show up at all was usually zonked out of his mind on xanax.
As for Kat's associate degree, she most likely went to one of those for-profit schools that will pass anyone as long as they show up. And she could very well still be paying off student loans from that time.
Something I've been contemplating lately.. Is there some indication that Kat (or any female for that matter) has ever participated in Phil's chat? From what I'm seeing, Phil has had very few if any female fans but I haven't been following his antics long enough to know for sure.
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Katexo is apparently a woman and a married one at that, I'd like to see that happy couple. Pretty sure there was a girl or two for his hate live fan calls, so they were probably in chat as well.