Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
BepsiLight said:
He would be selling pics of her feet if she allowed him to
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Those pics have been on the web for years.

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BepsiLight said:
Only reason he was fuming was because he realized he couldn't pimp his waife on stream to make money.
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I know this has been said a million times before, but honestly, that's still not enough. What kind of grown man (if we're to believe his fucking story) lets his S/O get upset and distraught, to the point where she has to leave the house, and doesn't go with her, or try to calm her down, and at least spend time with her?!? That's what you're supposed to do! I know they weren't married yet, but they were living together. You don't just go back on stream, in half of your little outfit, drink from a bottle of water like its a fucking juice box, cry about what Tevin did to your woman, and continue playing video games for pity donations.

Meanwhile, your S/O is in her Halloween costume, with God knows who, probably getting drunk to forget what just happened, and eventually plowed by a bull!!

What a man dsp is..
 
Generic_Detractor2021 said:
I know this has been said a million times before, but honestly, that's still not enough. What kind of grown man (if we're to believe his fucking story) lets his S/O get upset and distraught, to the point where she has to leave the house, and doesn't go with her, or try to calm her down, and at least spend time with her?!? That's what you're supposed to do! I know they weren't married yet, but they were living together. You don't just go back on stream, in half of your little outfit, drink from a bottle of water like its a fucking juice box, cry about what Tevin did to your woman, and continue playing video games for pity donations.

Meanwhile, your S/O is in her Halloween costume, with God knows who, probably getting drunk to forget what just happened, and eventually plowed by a bull!!

What a man dsp is..
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You do realize he was lying and she just went out to a party she planned to go to right?
 
Iron Hamster said:
You do realize he was lying and she just went out to a party she planned to go to right?
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I'm sure she was in a party mood after being called a demon possessed horse, nobody asked her at all why she had a long face at the party either probably. I'm sure she was proud to say her husband was playing vidya instead of being at a party with her as well.
 
Iron Hamster said:
You do realize he was lying and she just went out to a party she planned to go to right?
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tripmix said:
I'm sure she was in a party mood after being called a demon possessed horse, nobody asked her at all why she had a long face at the party either probably. I'm sure she was proud to say her husband was playing vidya instead of being at a party with her as well.
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The demon procession tip probably also stung. But didn’t Phil say days before the event that Kat would only be around for a part of it, and then on the night spun it like it was tevins fault or something like that?
 
Full Race Replay said:
The demon procession tip probably also stung. But didn’t Phil say days before the event that Kat would only be around for a part of it, and then on the night spun it like it was tevins fault or something like that?
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Yes. It was "Kat might not be here for the whole stream" to "Kat won't be able to be here the whole stream" to "Kat has prior arrangements she has to go to". Not until Phil could spin it for pity bucks did he say "Kat was going to stay the whole stream. It's Tevin's fault"
 
Its funny, she went from having a decent virtual finger print on the internet and then after that stream completely vanished.

Fuck most girls like her have a facebook or fucking instagram but she just gone.
 
Naw she probably liked Instagram since she posted those selfies and all the weeb stuff she posted. A girl like that dropping her likes and interests online was probably rough for her. Or she just had those social media accounts to lure gamer/weebs so they can fall for her and then use them for their money. Dave took the bait and realized he was an easy target, and probably saw his bank account and decided she found the one (the one idiot she can leech off for years). The fact that she left her ex who had a job, car, and supported her, makes me believe that she is a gold digger. Obviously, we don't know if her ex was a douche to her but I find it weird that the things she complains about him was watching too many Marvel movies. Also she didn't have any record of her being in a domestic abusive relationship through the courts. (Although we dont know if her ex has a domestic abuse record so who knows)
So when Dave told her she shouldn't have social media accounts because the trolls, she didn't mind since she already got her prey in her buck teeth. Of course this is me speculating and maybe she deleted her social media accounts because she never liked them.
 
My two cents, if Khet wanted to have social media accounts or whatever, she'd make them. I think we speculated before she probably has some kinda minor online presence, maybe just a steam friends list or whatever. Khet is dumb, but not Phil dumb. She knows she'd get trolls, so if she did have social media, she would fly under the radar instead of naming her account DownFromTheStables or TheyCallMeKhet.

I think she's just not interested in social interactions, because, well, she's with Phil. People don't stay with Phil if they're fans of socializing. Leanna technically tolerated it for awhile, but she was pretty open about wanting to go out and do stuff, and eventually started socializing with work people more.

In comparison, Khet works part time on weekends. I suppose it's possible she's going out during the week and has friends, but I think it is way more likely she stays inside and plays games. At the very least, she's not pushing to go out and do things like Leanna was. With how much Phil blabbers about everything else, I feel like he'd let slip if Khet was going out with friends or whatever. Just look at how much he's talked about her recent schedule change.
 
DZoomer said:
What's with americans and debt anyway? Is the Burnell lifestyle of racking up debt common there or are they outliers? It's bizarre how Phil can literally go bankrupt and still not learn how to budget and stop depending on tips, for example.
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Americans love using their credit cards for everything because they genuinely believe that the rewards point system makes it worth it. They also don't seem to know that debit cards exist
 
His mom took him shopping every week until his early 20s,then he started ahopping every week with Panda and now does the same with Kat,this has serious autismo vibes. I also find funny that he legitimately believes going around the mall coomsuming worthless shit is fun, if you check his old instagram posts with panda he would post a picture every week holding a product with the caption "I can't believe they sell this!!" Or he would take pictures in the furniture section.

I guess that when you are an intellectualy lazy,physically inept and emotionally stunted retaaaar there is not much to do since those three things rule out most hobbies or fun activities,which leaves him for only a few options when it comes to fun: playing games where its impossible to lose(WWE champions),sitting down in the couch sausage mode coomsuming series and movies, and lastly buying things.
 
I wonder if Kat had to get a new job because she was really too scared of getting the coof or getting murdered by a shoplifter, or she needed to get a new job because Phil spent all their money on gay wrasslin' gatcha and they need the income.
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
I wonder if Kat had to get a new job because she was really too scared of getting the coof or getting murdered by a shoplifter, or she needed to get a new job because Phil spent all their money on gay wrasslin' gatcha and they need the income.
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Sounds like she just got upset with basic retail work, at least based on what Phil was reporting. I mean, she was working a whole 3 days a week, next to Phil, she's easily the hardest working employee in the world. It's a miracle she finds the time to microwave so many authentic home cooked meals with such a difficult and demanding job.

He's not exactly a reliable narrator, but it's usually fairly obvious when Khet actually says something vs. Phil saying his own ideas under the guise of it being something Khet said. It's also possible she just got laid off, given how few hours she was working in the first place, but I'd put my money on her just complaining and being unhappy. Given her lack of credentials, I imagine she's just moving onto another retail-esque job. I'm sure Phil will slip up and give us some detail that lets us know where her new job is.

There is also a small, though in my opinion, highly unlikely possibility she really got some kind of promotion/extra hours or whatever. I know Phil has said new job multiple times, but Phil isn't exactly known for being a coherent/articulate speaker, and with his limited work force experience, he might confuse/purposefully be trying to embellish Khet getting extra hours or being made full time or whatever.
 
Cyber Bowling said:
Sounds like she just got upset with basic retail work, at least based on what Phil was reporting. I mean, she was working a whole 3 days a week, next to Phil, she's easily the hardest working employee in the world. It's a miracle she finds the time to microwave so many authentic home cooked meals with such a difficult and demanding job.

He's not exactly a reliable narrator, but it's usually fairly obvious when Khet actually says something vs. Phil saying his own ideas under the guise of it being something Khet said. It's also possible she just got laid off, given how few hours she was working in the first place, but I'd put my money on her just complaining and being unhappy. Given her lack of credentials, I imagine she's just moving onto another retail-esque job. I'm sure Phil will slip up and give us some detail that lets us know where her new job is.

There is also a small, though in my opinion, highly unlikely possibility she really got some kind of promotion/extra hours or whatever. I know Phil has said new job multiple times, but Phil isn't exactly known for being a coherent/articulate speaker, and with his limited work force experience, he might confuse/purposefully be trying to embellish Khet getting extra hours or being made full time or whatever.
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She might have moved to cashier/bagging instead of stocking shirts.

If she got a "full" schedule and is working five days a week instead of three, she might just actually murder Phil one day.

Reckless Speculation but that would follow the same No Job -> part time -> full time path Leanna took and we know how that went.
 
mrfinlandman said:
Americans love using their credit cards for everything because they genuinely believe that the rewards point system makes it worth it. They also don't seem to know that debit cards exist
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If you're not a mongoloid sped and pay off your credit card same day, it's way cheaper than debit. Banks disincentivize debit like crazy. Credit cards have no maximum amount of monthly transactions, no monthly maintenance fees AND a lot will offer cash back for points.

A basic bitch debit card can cost you $120/year to USE YOUR OWN MONEY while a credit card may give you $300 back.

Of course the world is chock full of retards who end up paying interest so moot point.
 
DiabeticSP said:
Reckless Speculation but that would follow the same No Job -> part time -> full time path Leanna took and we know how that went.
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yea work all day and come home to someone complaining about how they've had to sit on their ass all day and people were mean to him on the internet and jasper kept blocking the tv

then you're expected to clean, cook dinner and suck his unwashed 3 incher

no wonder panda left
 
Cyber Bowling said:
I know Phil has said new job multiple times, but Phil isn't exactly known for being a coherent/articulate speaker, and with his limited work force experience, he might confuse/purposefully be trying to embellish Khet getting extra hours or being made full time or whatever.
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I think it is the latter, Phil is smart enough to lie by omission/misleading terms - her "new job" could just as easily be a cashier's position at the same store.

Also from Poem Josh on Twitter:


It looks like they moved her shifts around without raising her hours and the change is triggering Phil's 'tism - like Poem Josh said in the rest of his tweet chain, management is going to take everybody into account. Kat probably either said "no preference" or got lower priority than people with real conflicts like kids or school.

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Kat also hasn't cooked in about a week now but Phil's cool with it really! He loves living on frozen meals!


This is not the most dysfunctional marriage I've seen but it's certainly one of the saddest.
 
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