Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
twattycake said:
I think it is the latter, Phil is smart enough to lie by omission/misleading terms - her "new job" could just as easily be a cashier's position at the same store.

Also from Poem Josh on Twitter:


It looks like they moved her shifts around without raising her hours and the change is triggering Phil's 'tism - like Poem Josh said in the rest of his tweet chain, management is going to take everybody into account. Kat probably either said "no preference" or got lower priority than people with real conflicts like kids or school.
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it sounds like she's been given the hours of a 14yr old
 
Sparkletor 2.0 said:
He kept her locked up in the house. Kind of like jail. If you were in jail, you too would probably fuck whatever was available in your cell.
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Hard to put myself in a woman's shoes, let alone Panda's, but if the choice was between the gout-ridden pig and fingers/toys?

Fingers/toys anyday of the week for the rest of my life, dude.
 
For archival purposes, here's on of the many instances of DSP's mouth being faster than his brain, revealing Kat has actually changed jobs instead of just switching positions at her (former) job:

 
Comma said:
For archival purposes, here's on of the many instances of DSP's mouth being faster than his brain, revealing Kat has actually changed jobs instead of just switching positions at her (former) job:

Kat new job position March24-2021.mp4
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Buying new clothes for a grocery store job phil? X to doubt. Yeah Kat definitely got a new job somewhere and Phil just can't keep his fucking mouth shut about it. Her getting different working hours is a huge life event for Phil his gouty brain doesn't know how to adapt, his life is chaos. Only a matter of time before the full truth comes out.
 
Kat's new uniform shopping list:
  • Sequined Bra
  • Hot Pants
  • Yellow thong
  • Glitter
  • 64 pack Crayola crayons
  • KY-Jelly
She is obviously going to be a waitress at IHOP
 
I think the consensus is that she got a new job, which in all honesty, good for her. I think she's a dumb bitch, but the less she relies on DSP, the better off she'll be. It got me thinking about his statements from a few weeks ago (I tried to find it, but I just gave up after a while) when he said there were no jobs out there, and that she could only work retail because of the economy etc etc.

I went to zip recruiter and typed in Renton, WA. I put the first two things in that came to mind when considering khets history, which were customer service, and entry (i didnt even add level), and lets see what popped up???

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Well gee, phil... Even if we say a lot of those aren't feasible, or maybe some arent close enough, I'm sure a bunch of those could net her full time employment at say 16-18 bucks an hour. And if I'm not mistaken, WA state has a higher average starting salary (even for unskilled workers). "The bottom line is", if the dumb bitch doesn't have a full time job right now, making at least decent money (for an unskilled worker, because thats what she is), its 100% her lazy ass fault, OR dsp is straight up lying right now. Either option is just as likely in my opinion..
 
What people are overlooking - beside the fact she's not there anymore (lol) - is if she were working full time - or much more than before if Phail is to be believed - there is substantially more income going into that shack.
 
Iron Hamster said:
What people are overlooking - beside the fact she's not there anymore (lol) - is if she were working full time - or much more than before if Phail is to be believed - there is substantially more income going into that shack.
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Remember when dsp called kat the "second income" and as soon as the bitch moved in, it was never mentioned again.
 
From today's stream: Kat came home covered in hives. We know this because Phil happily and voluntarily told his chat, along with an explanation of what allergies are.


I'm a little skeptical of this story because spring has not quite started in most of the US and he never mentioned this in previous years after she moved in. More importantly I'm very disappointed that he had just enough self-restraint to not start Hospital Saga 2.
 
Mr. Ziggy Piggy said:
I know this is super late, but I never really thought about it. Why do people call Kat a "horse"? Is it because of her disgusting, Rocky Marciano jaw?
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Yeah, she has a draft horse jaw. It also has a lot of versatility, like how Phil's name originates from "Phillipos" which means "lover of horses" and it's fits the trifecta of Phil and animals with him as the pig and Leanna as the panda.
 
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This is where he want's to take his 30 year old wife for a honeymoon:


A breeding ground for autism and obnoxious childrens.

That's your future once in a lifetime vacation under the Burnell name.
 
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YokuNama said:
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This is where he want's to take his 30 year old wife for a honeymoon:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=K1W2i3AUe0k
A breading ground for autism and obnoxious childrens.

That's your future once in a lifetime vacation under the Burnell name.
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He's such a disgusting bugman. Meanwhile Pandalee is going on motorcycle roadtrips with Chad, banging under the night-sky while Phil has the saddest sham marriage ever known to man
 
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