Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Cistern Rumbler said:
I might be ultra late on this so apologies up front, but was watching an old Tevin video and caught this:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yLMURcsqtnw:10298(Timestamp should be at 2:51:38 )

DSP says that Kat probably already knows he lost his partnership because he Tweeted about it. Basically confirming what many of us have assumed, that Kat isn't off social media but rather is incognito.
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The chair behind his head is shaking like hes in an earthquake from his leg twitches.
 
Speaking of disability, I accidentally deleted a text file today, so I checked to see if it's still in the Recycle Bin (which it was, thank god).
But lo and behold, who stared at me from two columns below my movie list.
If it isn't the braziest of mamos! Took them from her Instagram at some point, but never got around to sharing them with my friends.
Enjoy!
 

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Bored Euro Trash said:
Speaking of disability, I accidentally deleted a text file today, so I checked to see if it's still in the Recycle Bin (which it was, thank god).
But lo and behold, who stared at me from two columns below my movie list.
If it isn't the braziest of mamos! Took them from her Instagram at some point, but never got around to sharing them with my friends.
Enjoy!
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I wish I could rate winner and horrifying at the same time.

Go back to Wisconsin, all you little punk bitches!

Edit: On second thought.. *Unzips pants*

Excuse me for a second, guys. I've got to go to the reehouse by myself for 2 minutes. NOBODY GO INTO THE REEHOUSE!
 
Generic_Detractor2021 said:
I wish I could rate winner and horrifying at the same time.

Go back to Wisconsin, all you little punk bitches!

Edit: On second thought.. *Unzips pants*

Excuse me for a second, guys. I've got to go to the reehouse by myself for 2 minutes. NOBODY GO INTO THE REEHOUSE!
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Thank you for settling on Winner, even though I'd feel better about it if it had a capital R at the end.

I hope you mute them at least while... uh, studying them. I can't imagine anyone maintaining even as much as a semi listening to her verbal diarrhea.
 
Bored Euro Trash said:
Speaking of disability, I accidentally deleted a text file today, so I checked to see if it's still in the Recycle Bin (which it was, thank god).
But lo and behold, who stared at me from two columns below my movie list.
If it isn't the braziest of mamos! Took them from her Instagram at some point, but never got around to sharing them with my friends.
Enjoy!
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Look at those eyes. Tweakers would really benefit from some kind of device that removes their ability to upload things to the internet when it detects amphetamines in their bloodstream.


Anyways, I'm starting to sense some real trouble in paradise for Philburt and Kat. His rapidly escalating waifu aversion already made me suspicious: during his super mario 3D world playthrough I was actually taken aback when he exploded and timed someone out for cheering "I had a crush on peach as a kid. I always tried to help mario get it in", and yelled at someone else apparently for just mentioning his (the viewer's I mean) girlfriend.
Combined with that bizarre speech about Kat and the fucked up things in her past he totally won't mention (but just trust me it's totally fucked up you guys)...this is the kind of passive aggressive behavior you see from someone on the last legs of a failing marriage.

Basically if you're looking for quality Phil content I'd just hold in there. He's been in a period of relative calm because his income has been steady and he can escape reality into his "happily married mature adult family man" delusion to convince himself everything is ok outside that, but once that collapses and he's alone he's going to become extremely emotionally volatile and I wouldn't be surprised if we start seeing the reemergence of Phil's alter ego, Gin Slurnell.

He knows it's a sham, we know it's a sham, he knows we know it's a sham...he can only keep it up for so long.

Tbh usually it would feel a little cruel cheering on the dissolution of someone's marriage, but it wasn't ever a real marriage to begin with and it was fucking stupid to have wasted his time with this entire retarded little game of pretend, so that doesn't apply so much in this case.
Oh well, at least he'll probably wind up with custody of his cat son when she leaves, as any aging person doomed to die alone should.
 
Hmm so now that Kat has a new job we don’t know where she works (unless she happens to be working at the same place which doesn’t make sense for being rehired) because we didn’t know until the bankruptcy papers dropped. Probably why Phil didn’t want to let on it was a nrr job, to try to throw us off her trail. Oh well, I bet it will be figured out before too long.
 
A few weeks ago he knew the schedule and was going to announce it on stream.

Huh maybe telling the whole world your wifes schedule isn't a great idea.

"Even I don't know when she'll be at work guys honest"

Its really not hard to say to your audience "my day off is gonna change every week check twitter for updates"
 
tripmix said:
A few weeks ago he knew the schedule and was going to announce it on stream.

Huh maybe telling the whole world your wifes schedule isn't a great idea.

"Even I don't know when she'll be at work guys honest"

Its really not hard to say to your audience "my day off is gonna change every week check twitter for updates"
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It is hard when none of them work or have any real responsibilities.
 
We got some new lore,apparently Phil is the one doing grocery shopping and not Kat since he said that he is the one buying things and forgot to buy sauce ingredients or some shit, so the people that said Phil doesn't trust Kat to buy groceries were right.
 
Tatu Carreta2 said:
We got some new lore,apparently Phil is the one doing grocery shopping and not Kat since he said that he is the one buying things and forgot to buy sauce ingredients or some shit, so the people that said Phil doesn't trust Kat to buy groceries were right.
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Ohhh, he has trust issues about his wife buying groceries?

Considering Mr.Burnelli has written his autistic weekly food planner and could easily write a list of the condiments to give to her so she knows exactly what to buy, it says a lot.
 
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That's what I'm saying, I think it's about the money. She won't spend her own and he won't allow her to spend his when he's not around.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
That's what I'm saying, I think it's about the money. She won't spend her own and he won't allow her to spend his when he's not around.
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I'm on the idea that he wants to do the shopping because he non ironically considers it fun. I'm not joking, look at his old instagram posts and Phil every week uploaded a new photo on the furniture section or a product saying "I can't believe they sell this lol!!" , I postulated before that he is too stupid and lazy to have any hobbies that requiere input other than consuming and games where you can't lose, my guess is that its a combination of habit since he has been going shopping every week since his mother took him, combined with the joy of consuming and leaving the house.

I can see him having the time of his life looking at all the products and choosing what to consoom next ,something like "last week I ate this, let's spicy things up and try XYZ now!!" combine that with random impulse buys that he does (remember he side before he had things he doesn't remember buying so he must be constantly buying things because they are shiny or something),at the end you end up with a guy that non ironically enjoys going to the mall and buying food.
 
I definitely agree that's a huge part of it. He is a boring fuck in every way imaginable. He's a lifelong normie consoomer and mallrat, also he needs to waddle around the mall for exercise dood!
 
Tatu Carreta2 said:
We got some new lore,apparently Phil is the one doing grocery shopping and not Kat since he said that he is the one buying things and forgot to buy sauce ingredients or some shit, so the people that said Phil doesn't trust Kat to buy groceries were right.
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Dsp is the laziest person on the planet I think he'd let kat butcher the grocery shopping for the rest of his life if it meant he didn't have to leave the pig pen. Dsp would rather be comfortable and not exhausted from shopping.
He shops for the groceries because I think Kat may be just as lazy as he is and she's starting to use some of her leverage.
 
Not sure if this was mentioned but dsp loves to throw his wife under the bus. He just blamed her for having heatwave in his office: he said how nice that he can leave the door open now cause she is not there and now the office is cool. Unlike when he needs it closed and it gets all hot.

He also likes to doxx his wife a lot. Talking about her schedule, when she finishes, gets home, what coupon she uses...
 
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