Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
Funko Pops NFT collector said:
Is there an argument to be made regarding Phil repressed homosexuality and the fact that both Panda and Kat look like male to female transsexuals? Just look at them, I don't know if this is his gayness coming out in any way it can or is just that Phil is so undesirable that he can't get a woman that doesn't have the face of a guy(I don't know if this should go on the DSP psychology thread of here).

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Stay off discord. The faggots, dickgirl spam and ban happy tranny jannies probably got to you.
 
DSM-IV said:
Kat is not a catch but you will see far worse on a regular trip to Wal Mart.
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Walmart is for bl-- poor people. Anyway, if you like my content and you want to see more of it, and you don't want to see me and my wife raped to death in a Walmart parking lot, PLEASE TIP ME so we can go to Target tomorrow.
 
Funko Pops NFT collector said:
Is there an argument to be made regarding Phil repressed homosexuality and the fact that both Panda and Kat look like male to female transsexuals? Just look at them, I don't know if this is his gayness coming out in any way it can or is just that Phil is so undesirable that he can't get a woman that doesn't have the face of a guy(I don't know if this should go on the DSP psychology thread of here).

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The real question is what did they both see in Phil? It can't be money if its all spent on gacha.

YokuNama said:
Leanna is somewhat attractive before she opens her mouth.
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Like my pappy used to say, there isn't anything a roll of duct tape cant fix.
 
tripmix said:
The real question is what did they both see in Phil? It can't be money if its all spent on gacha.
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Phil wasn't spending money on gatcha when he was dating Leanna. He was spending money on her.

One Christmas he spent hundreds of dollars on soap making supplies for her. There was so much stuff it barely fit in the BMW. Leanna was so happy that Phil got her all that stuff. Kind of similar to the Christmas Amberlynn spent hundreds of dollars to fill her ex's living room with gifts.

He bought her that custom panda quilt which may have been close to $1000. He ordered her stuffed animals from Japan. Look at his DVD collection, do you think he really is a fan of Shrek and Frozen or did he constantly buy DVDs for Leanna to watch.

He took her out for expensive dinners. He let her drive his BMW. He took her on vacations to Florida and Chicago as well as the staycations.

Leanna was young and definitely attracted by the money. Once the money dried up, Phil didn't have the money to give her the things she wanted. One of the main reasons he said he wouldn't marry her is because of the money.
 
Real tawk: We live in a (online) society where mildly unattractive women can't exist without people questioning if they're dudes that want to be ladies. Shit's fucked up, shout outs to all the somewhat unattractive women out there.
 
WolverineGuy22 said:
Give me those trash cans but Kat is a catch for Phil, somebody with 0 friends and never leaves the house.
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Kat grew up with a fucked-up abusive mother who thought her sister was possessed by demons.

Phil is Phil.

Kat needs stability, boredom, someone who won't interact with her much or lock her in a closet.

Phil needs a maid and someone he can call "muh wife" so he can claim to be a mature adult even though he gambles and plays games all day.

I think they match up pretty well, if you want a loveless marriage to someone you're barely acquainted with but who asks nothing of you except an occasional shopping trip or dinner.
 
Trappin in the Trap said:
Real tawk: We live in a (online) society where mildly unattractive women can't exist without people questioning if they're dudes that want to be ladies. Shit's fucked up, shout outs to all the somewhat unattractive women out there.
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Not that I disagree with you, but this is a strange sentiment to share on Kiwi Farms. Users in others forums of this website are very quick to challenge biological women as trannies.
 
gettingthatgrooveback said:
Not that I disagree with you, but this is a strange sentiment to share on Kiwi Farms. Users in others forums of this website are very quick to challenge biological women as trannies.
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Oh, I was talking about the entire website, it was just slightly more relevant here than it would be in a lot of the other threads.
 
Why are we debating if Kat looks like she could be a man when we could be discussing how Jenna thinks she is a niggeR and can call other people as such?
 
If we were to look at Phil<3Khet from the purely "market value" perspective a lot of people seem to hold nowadays, Phil's getting ripped the fuck off. Assuming Phil splurged on both women to a comparable degree, since the only thing he really brings to a relationship is money:

The Goat(laugh) PandaRee:
  • Alright build, moderately hot, cute face, showcased her flexibility doing yoga. Grew an alright pair of boobs overtime.
  • Was okay with being on stream and was even a fairly charismatic addition, with Leanna the Detractor quickly gaining a fanbase.
  • Actually grew, matured and changed over the years, something Phil can only CLAIM to have done.
  • Clearly made herself available to Phil. Had sex on the mind 24/7. This is a plus only depending on the reader's opinion, but it has to be listed. I personally think girls like that are very fun to date, but you can disagree.
  • Had a personality. Yes, it was shit, until the very last years of her social media presence, but you could argue this is better than NO personality.
  • Surprisingly no diagnosed mental diseases, no significant baggage, no medication. Panic attacks started after dating Phil.
  • Was attracted to Phil because she was a fan. Slightly bad, but better than Kat's version of this point. Also tried to imitate Phil in her own let's plays, suggesting her admiration was honest.
The Stolen Subarumare Khet:
  • Was attracted to Phil because he was a sad, but loaded alcoholic.
  • Cheated on Jeff, who we can safely say is a better man than Phil with Phil. Three guesses as to what happens when she can collect alimony and the next mark comes along, and the first two don't count. Do self serving cheaters get better? Or will her lack of consideration for Jeff apply to Phil if and when the time comes? She could have broken up, but she didn't so she could stay at his place.
  • Has the sexual energy of a moldy, mushy potato. Has to brace for impact to give her SOULMATE a peck on the cheek. Has trouble remembering soulmate's name. This is when she's in an established, deeply romantic and loving relationship headed for marriage. If they were just casually dating she would have addressed him as "Hey you" "The bald one with the mantits" or "Oiiiii."
  • Built like a lowercase l with surprisingly strong shoulders and a jawline you could grind diamonds on. Flat fore and aft. Supposed swimsuit MAHHHDDELL my ass. Got chunkier from her potato based diet and didn't develop any T or A.
  • Comes with family baggage and a benzo prescription. It's one thing to not want to meet your extended family, but I figure Phil goes to sleep clutching his autistic hatchet some nights, fearful of the supreme crazy chick rage the real Brazy Mamo could bring upon his ass. What if Kat actually talks to her and lets it slip that Phil really does have a 3 incher? That stuff would be on Brazy's instagram that very night.
If Phil really grabbed these chicks just to be his beard, Kat actually is better in almost every way. She wants nothing to do with him and serves neatly as his offscreen mature adult LARP wife. Panda actually wanted attention and a life together, which wouldn't suit a man who just wants arm candy as well. If Phil wants an actual relationship and we're reducing his relationship to a purely transactional one, as he himself does, Phil's the one who's actually dating down by a mile and a half. He could easily get a younger, hotter woman who would be okay with working part time and getting fun money from Sugar Daddy Gout. But I think he really doesn't want an actual relationship. It's gotta be either to be able to say he's a mature married adult, or to have a beard.

Wings makes less money than Phil, has a far more dedicated trolling community and he still could pull Kelly. Yeah, she's heavy and not extremely pretty, but she's kinda cool. The demon raccoon has nothing on her.
 
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