Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

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Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 22 3.5%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 125 20.0%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 110 17.6%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 369 58.9%
  • Total voters
    626
I see this as being more evidence to my musing of Phil micro-managing Kat due to his suspicion of infidelity.
Though I am seeing compelling theories about her pounding the pavement for a minimum wage job after losing hers for being an uneducated horse.

In wageslave culture, frequent schedule changes usually is a harbinger of getting shitcanned
 
Reef-Raze said:
I see this as being more evidence to my musing of Phil micro-managing Kat due to his suspicion of infidelity.
Though I am seeing compelling theories about her pounding the pavement for a minimum wage job after losing hers for being an uneducated horse.

In wageslave culture, frequent schedule changes usually is a harbinger of getting shitcanned
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Maybe kat was caught stealing.

That would be an amazing turn of events
 
Imagine when Jenna finds out Phil could have been paying for her not to be homeless and instead he sinks the money into a mobile game.

:story:
 
here's an interesting question.
how do we know Kat doesnt browse the farms?
what does she do all day exactly?
she deleted all her social media accounts, but that doesnt mean she quit using or browsing social media.
if anything, she likely does browse the farms, since we know phil does. he probably rants about it when they eat dinner.
 
goku123 said:
here's an interesting question.
how do we know Kat doesnt browse the farms?
what does she do all day exactly?
she deleted all her social media accounts, but that doesnt mean she quit using or browsing social media.
if anything, she likely does browse the farms, since we know phil does. he probably rants about it when they eat dinner.
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I would say Phil pignotized her, but we all know who wears the pants in that household.
 
Legit question guys. How do we know Khet still is there?

Why would he order doordash as much as he does, if he were to have an actual woman in the house cooking. It just doesn't make sense.
 
I'm surprised we don't have a "what would you say to Khet?" thread.

Most cows or cow-adjacents couldnt resist reading a thread addressed at themselves.
 
1. Go look at the "Cooking with Kat" thread.

Kat used to cook baked goods all the time. We made fun of them.

Phil or Kat looked at the farms and know we made fun of Kat's food because the pics of food stopped.

2. In the girlfriend reveal video, Kat plainly states that she knows people are comparing her to a horse.

I don't know if anyone else was calling her a horse, but I know the Kiwifarms definitely were.

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I don't know if she currently keeps up on reading her thread, but I highly suspect she has in the past.
 
DiabeticSP said:
Kat doesn't cook.
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Wonder who makes those taco soups and cheesy tortellini soups in a slow cooker. Come to think of it I guess a lot of the food they would buy would just be pre-cooked meals that Kat just wacks in the microwave and adds some extra things on top therefore making them "custom" in Phil's eyes.
 
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Anyone else here speculate Kat is someone Phil payed to act as his "wife" for a bit so he can say he has a wife and isn't totally super gay and now they are living as roommates?
 
Ortsnay said:
Anyone else here speculate Kat is someone Phil payed to act as his "wife" for a bit
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We have their marriage license. She's not just acting as his wife, she is his wife. At least in the eyes of the state - Tyrone might see it differently.
 
Kosher Dill said:
We have their marriage license. She's not just acting as his wife, she is his wife. At least in the eyes of the state - Tyrone might see it differently.
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You gotta go all in when you act bro. Plus you mean Kat and Tyrone.
 
goku123 said:
most women born after 95 cant cook
all they know is Instagram and eating hot cheetos
Kat feels like the kind of chick that would get an air fryer and say she can cook because of that,
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They did get an air fryer, but it got banished to the ChaosRealm because it's still too much work for pig and horse.
 
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