Katherine Lorelei / Philip Alexander Sisson / Kat the Sage / @Sage_Lukahn / u/SageLukahn - LFJ's Executive Assistant, Domestic Abuser, and faux Trans Woman of Color.

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Reminds me of a "soyjack" meme: a mentally ill "transgender" wants to lecture on how "irrational" non-"woke" "alt-right" views are.
This one came to mind:
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Latest Lorelei Bluesky Retardation

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Lorelei once again being a creepy sex pest.

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COME ON GUYS! I'M SAVING THE WORLD! GIVE ME ATTENTION! NOTICE ME!

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He's probably hoping the strike ends soon so he can get back to consooming his favorite Marvel crap.

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OMG guys I'm such a slut! What's with troons and weird ass polycules?

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What's with troons and weird ass polycules?
Lol Phil can't even get other troons to suckle his fake Indian dick. I bet he hasn't been touched since his ex "raped" him, and despite thinking everyone is super stoked on him I don't see that changing anytime soon. He's repulsive even for tranny standards and he's salty about it so it's even funnier.

But in answer to your question about troons and polycules, it takes at least five trannies to pool together enough functional adult human traits to constitute one normal partner so they have to get creative in "getting their needs met."

ETA: I really hope Phil here goes the FFS surgery route. With that jaw and sunken gums, I'm sure he'd get fantastic results that in no way would make him look hilarious and horrifying. I hear Tony Reed is thrilled with his "subtle" results that cost 30k.
 
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Where's the proof of his DV in the OP? All I see is him claiming to be abused and ignored by the cops. Even if he's DARVOing, I don't see proof that he was the perpetrator.
 
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Where's the proof of his DV in the OP? All I see is him claiming to be abused and ignored by the cops. Even if he's DARVOing, I don't see proof that he was the perpetrator.
He was arrested and strip searched while wearing women’s underwear. It’s in the OP. He denies it and says he was the victim but can you believe a tranny? His ex sounds batshit but I’d lean toward the male being the aggressor.
 
This is all probably fine…

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Cross posting from the Erriot LFJ thread. Phil doesn't seem totally insufferable at all, and I'm sure this will all pan out exactly as he has hoped. Folks love being harassed to respond to "cold open" DMs.

Some good discussion over there about whether Phil was a PUA, a failed salesman, or both - based on his usage of terminology.

ETA: the spoiler is not dick pics. Totally understand the concern.
 
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Cross posting from the Erriot LFJ thread. Phil doesn't seem totally insufferable at all, and I'm sure this will all pan out exactly as he has hoped. Folks love being harassed to respond to "cold open" DMs.

Some good discussion over there about whether Phil was a PUA, a failed salesman, or both - based on his usage of terminology.
These are all dick pics aren't they?
 
Hey everybody,

The OP suggested I wrote a section on the Washington Post article in relation to Sisson and the fledginling gofund me campaign. Here follows my proposed contribution. Much if not all of the information is already known by most or even everybody presently contributing, but the purpose is to write an article that the uninitated can pick up and get to speed. I am also going to start a Q and A for nicknames for "All Teeth, No Gums Sisson."
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The Washington Post Article and the Fledgling GoFundMe Campaign.

On September 3, 2003, Nitasha Tiku wrote a ridiculous article on the Washington Post, featured both No Dong and “All Gums, No Teeth” Sisson and their “campaign” against the Kiwi Farms. The article had more than a couple typographical errors, and did not even pretend to have even a semblance of fairness or objectivity. Such are the low journalistic standards at Jeff Bezo’s menstrual rag, The Washington Post. The scurrilous hit piece nonetheless provided great opportunity for much sneeding from Kiwi Farms members. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/2023-0...-washington-post.170952/page-52#post-16844377
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-en...worlds-most-notorious-stalker-website.171000/ (OP Please hyperlink)

Riding on the tails of such newfound publicity, All Gums, No Teeth Sisson made his move, by starting a go fund me campaign to raise $50,000. https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-me-...heet&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=customer https://ghostarchive.org/archive/LQqbx
The fifty thousand dollars is to finance a move to the nation’s capital, where he envisions he could greater impact as a trans rights activist. One supposes at that having any impact whatsoever would still be greater than no impact, but he may not be able to satisfy such a low hurdle. As of September 25, 2023, the GoFundMe has raised a paltry $1070.00, a little over two percent of the 50,000 goal. The idea that the content of a social media account can be only appraised by follower account is a dubious one, but when somebody receives that sort of mainstream coverage, the utter lack of progress in acquiring new followers shows an utter lack of interest from the public at large, or even the niche audiences of the Cult of Troon, which can unfortunately, garner large follower accounts for many. The hilarious and yet repulsive pictures featured in the Washington Post of both Sisson and No Dong offers an additional clue as to why more people are not captivated by his social media campaigns: people, even those apt to read such rags as Washington Post and Wired are disgusted by this revolting figure.
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I know I'm stating the obvious here but I'm gonna make sure to keep tabs on this thread because there is absolutely no way this all doesn't end hilariously for this guy.
The most amusing yet satisfying end of all would be....

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@Baraadmirer I added a link and archive to my proposed and draft
 
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I can't imagine a real woman wearing open-toed shoes with troll feet like this. Look at those toenails!

That was from the photo taken from the article. Dear lord, those are some gnarly talons.
A trope in children's movies and that kind of thing is to suggest if inanimate objects could talk, eg a toy truck or doll imagining what sort of boy or gill will receive him as a gift. Imagine if open toed whore heels were portrated in this way. Well I am a size 12 in women's shoe sizes, maybe a statuesque Norwegian babe who is six fit tall but is a total bombshell. We will look so hot on the town. The anthropomorphic whore heels travel in an Amazon box... box opens and its no teeth all gums Phil who opens the box....😆😅😂🤣
 
Where's the proof of his DV in the OP? All I see is him claiming to be abused and ignored by the cops. Even if he's DARVOing, I don't see proof that he was the perpetrator.
See this post from the LFJ thread:
On June 19, 2020, Redditor u/sagelukahn posted in r/normanok claiming that his ex-fiance was granted a protective order against him while the PO filed by him was denied. He also claimed that his ex beat herself up to incriminated him. Court records search revealed that a protective order was placed against Philip on June 18th. He filed one against her as well. The PO was dismissed on June 23rd for unknown reasons.

On June 30th both parties once again each filed for protective orders against each other. On July 1st the Twitter user Kat the Sage, @sage_lukahn posted that he had taken out a PO out against his abuser the day before. The PO was kept in place until December 21st and the case was dismissed. The Redditor u/sagelukahn then went to r/normanok on December 22nd and posted that his PO against his ex was dissmissed and that the Norman Police would arrest him if he made contact with her.
Screenshots here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/liz-fong-jones-elliot-william-fong-lizthegrey.128419/post-16401748
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I'll take "retarded premeditative shit you should never say on the internet" for a thousand, Alex. It's no surprise he can't get a judge to grant him a VPO, when he can't stop himself from planning out how he's going to kill her while venting on Reddit.

If Elliot is the brains, Phil's the brawn. Trooned Person Of Cholesterol.

Obviously this isn't 100% proof that Philip is the perpetrator. Maybe his ex-girlfriend really is some kind of masterful liar/manipulator who has been raping & torturing poor Philip while convincing the local cops and courts that she's actually the real victim (even beating herself up to get a protective order against him). But realistically, what are the odds of that? 🤔

Even his own family and friends don't seem to believe him, by his own admission. Of course, Philip says they've been "stolen" from him due to "gaslighting" from his ex-girlfriend.
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The much simpler (and more likely) explanation is that they know perfectly well he's the perpetrator, and so they no longer want to associate with him.

I think this post is very telling. Philip claims he's "under constant threat of malicious actions" from his ex-girlfriend. And in the very same sentence, he also claims to be a "high-profile target" of an "international terrorist organization" (i.e. Kiwi Farms 🙄).
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Clearly shows that he's a delusional liar. I think his accusations against his ex are grossly exaggerated at minimum. Maybe there's a grain of truth buried in there somewhere, at best.
 
Kinda sus.
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Philip never married his ex-girlfriend, but he's still very attached to her child even after they broke up. "My stepchild".
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Hey, maybe it's completely innocent. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I can believe that he formed a lasting bond with the kid, and so he still wants to be in their life even if he's no longer together with the mother. Understandable.
This gives me pause, though...
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The child is "NB and/or trans". Was Philip responsible for this? Did he groom this child into the gender cult? 🧐
I think Philip himself only trooned out a couple years ago (someone please correct me if needed), but he's been a bonafide pervert for almost two decades. So it makes me suspicious.
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Anyway, he's been calling the authorities on his ex-girlfriend and the real father of the child. Ostensibly for not giving the child access to soap for bathing, but he also vaguely mentions "mental health care needs" and "meds". Makes me wonder if this is code for "gender-affirming therapy" and "HRT / puberty blockers" that the parents refuse to acquiesce to.
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To be clear, this is just my speculation. I would love to learn the truth of the matter, whatever it may be.


Has any of his output as "poet and bard" surfaced yet?
He occasionally writes little poems or posts song lyrics he likes on social media.
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Skimming through Philip's Reddit history, I immediately noticed that he posts in a whole bunch of different porn subreddits. 100% degen coomer.

These posts in "DDLG" subreddits caught my eye in particular. DDLG = Daddy Dom / Little Girl. It's a pedo-adjacent fetish.
NSFW: [A1] [A2] [A3] [A4]
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A glimpse at the kind of content that gets posted on these subreddits:
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Absolutely vile.


Unrelated, but here's Philip sharing gross things about his ex on Reddit. Apparently they were in a BDSM-style relationship, and the ex was the sexually submissive one. Fast-forward a year or two, and Philip would start crying about how this same woman "raped and tortured" him. Sure, buddy. 🙄 [A1] [A2]
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Posting in r/PussyPassDenied about being banned from r/TwoXChromosomes. [A]
PPD is basically a subreddit for misogynists to laugh about women getting le epically owned. TXC is (nominally) a subreddit for women.
Unfortunately, Philip's OP was deleted, and there aren't any archives preserving it. But it's still interesting that he used to post in this subreddit... 🤔
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Talking about his anxiety issues. Then claims that his girlfriend broke up with him because of his anxiety. [A1] [A2]
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Oh look! Here's Philip admitting that his ex-girlfriend is "far from a horrible person".
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"I have no capacity for empathy." [A]
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Is this the tranny that had to be ordered by a court to stop wearing his ex's clothes or am I getting him mixed up with someone else?
That was Anthony "Erin" Reed, who is in turn banging Zooey Zephyr, the Montana state lawmaker who got removed from the assembly chamber for chimping out and disrupting proceedings.
 
Clearly shows that he's a delusional liar. I think his accusations against his ex are grossly exaggerated at minimum. Maybe there's a grain of truth buried in there somewhere, at best.
This hulking ogre of a man was not raped. He should be in prison because his DARVO bullshit basically screams out loud that he was the actual abuser.
 
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