Katherine Lorelei / Philip Alexander Sisson / Kat the Sage / @Sage_Lukahn / u/SageLukahn - LFJ's Executive Assistant, Domestic Abuser, and faux Trans Woman of Color.

[Cubikimi]

i remember when all my capeshit heroes had to stop in the middle of saving the world to set up a GFM me because they can’t pay rent.

Lowkey wondering if we’ll get a homeless arc here. It’s a shame your friends and allies are too fucking shitty to bail you out Phil.

 

[AnOminous]

Lowkey wondering if we’ll get a homeless arc here. It’s a shame your friends and allies are too fucking shitty to bail you out Phil.

Dong Gone just won almost half a million that he surely will collect from some expat chink who definitely hasn't obfuscated his finances in any way. And he can't help out this beautiful damsel in distress.

 

[Fetish Roulette]

Maybe the fat perverted piece of shit should have got a job instead of spending all his time trying to destroy the Internet because a website said mean things about him.

That's completely impossible. When you get a job you have to work instead of spending all of your time saving the world from e-nazis for no pay whatsoever (because you're just that selfless and heroic).

 

[Something Awful]

(posted by @A. G. Peak in Liz's thread)

So Liz can't pay Kat because it would send the wrong signals. They're equals, you see. Well, one of them is jet-setting around the world, with a cushy job and investments, and the other is begging for money to stay housed. But equals in spirit. High five, soul sister!

 

[AnOminous]

So Liz can't pay Kat because it would send the wrong signals. They're equals, you see. Well, one of them is jet-setting around the world, with a cushy job and investments, and the other is begging for money to stay housed. But equals in spirit. High five, soul sister!

Lmao, this brick-faced subhuman chink is like Skeletor to his idiot minions. He's that much of a fucking caricature.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Lol who uses the term subordinate in 2023 unless you're talking about military ranks? You're not a commanding officer in the Troon army, Donger. What a piece of shit. Says a lot about how he views people in work positions "under" him. Gross.

Also, Phil is so goddamn dramatic. I can't be homeless! I won't survive! Yeah because you'll ACK yourself rather than getting a goddamn JOB.

Of course, he couldn't be proactive. He had to wait until shit was incredibly dire because now getting a job won't be enough. He's decided to continue spending every fucking day logging in to Twitter, "cold calling" ISPs, and, probably a not inconsequential amount of time watching porn. He thinks that's a job. And now, unless people give him about 10% of a hard worker's annual salary in the US, he's "not going to survive."

He's telling everyone that if they don't give him money they are literally killing him (and his cats). It's insane that this community is letting him get away with this, but I guess baiting suicide to get what they want is just another Tuesday for trannies.

ETA: I just checked up on the GoFundMe a bit ago and he's only up to like 4k even with the Minecraft Troon's endorsement. I wonder if Phil will keep the lights on, pay rent, or just blow it on AGP shit?

 

[Atlictoal]

Lol who uses the term subordinate in 2023 unless you're talking about military ranks? You're not a commanding officer in the Troon army, Donger. What a piece of shit. Says a lot about how he views people in work positions "under" him. Gross.

Also, Phil is so goddamn dramatic. I can't be homeless! I won't survive! Yeah because you'll ACK yourself rather than getting a goddamn JOB.

Of course, he couldn't be proactive. He had to wait until shit was incredibly dire because now getting a job won't be enough. He's decided to continue spending every fucking day logging in to Twitter, "cold calling" ISPs, and, probably a not inconsequential amount of time watching porn. He thinks that's a job. And now, unless people give him about 10% of a hard worker's annual salary in the US, he's "not going to survive."

He's telling everyone that if they don't give him money they are literally killing him (and his cats). It's insane that this community is letting him get away with this, but I guess baiting suicide to get what they want is just another Tuesday for trannies.

ETA: I just checked up on the GoFundMe a bit ago and he's only up to like 4k even with the Minecraft Troon's endorsement. I wonder if Phil will keep the lights on, pay rent, or just blow it on AGP shit?

I hope this nigger makes civil rights history by being the first tranny to be INVITED to come self-immolate at the White House

 

[Cubikimi]

He's telling everyone that if they don't give him money they are literally killing him (and his cats). It's insane that this community is letting him get away with this, but I guess baiting suicide to get what they want is just another Tuesday for trannies.

I’m sure the cats will be okay for the most part, considering they’ll probably eat Phil before they go hungry.

The baiting suicide for money absolutely splits my ribs. These people are the same people that’ll cheer and scream ‘Kill yourself’ about their enemies if the roles were reversed.

Besides I thought communities like this band together during rough times? I’m sure friends totally got your back right?

 

[AfghanBlue]

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(posted by @A. G. Peak in Liz's thread)

So Liz can't pay Kat because it would send the wrong signals. They're equals, you see. Well, one of them is jet-setting around the world, with a cushy job and investments, and the other is begging for money to stay housed. But equals in spirit. High five, soul sister!

Fatty keeps talking about how he needs to move out of his house because trauma. If its his house, how does he not have a significant chunk from sale of that, in order to buy something in DC?
Or if he's got enough to be renting it in the first place, why can he not transfer that arrangement?
Lol at 'sent the wrong signals'.
You know the damn has finally broken, Phils vague posting about being totes a starving africa baby, was Horatio Nelson-style avoided of notice by Dong Mong, and so, inevitably Troon#2 sperged at Troon #1.
Suicide threats fired back and forth before a unified front, The Story, was agreed upon in order to maximise the grift.
This cunt, lol "remember, 401k rich doesn't mean..!"
Get fucked, Mong.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

If it was truly an urgent need of a soul sister, I'd think Liz would be rushing to cash out that 401k. Surely a 401k would mean nothing to Liz if Kat were to shuffle off this mortal coil, which Kat has made clear will happen if 11k isn't immediately proffered up. Seems a small price to pay to save a sister, but I guess I don't understand True And Honest Sisterhood.

 

[sorrycharlie]

Why can’t Phil just go to a women’s shelter?

 

[AfghanBlue]

Lmao, this brick-faced subhuman chink is like Skeletor to his idiot minions. He's that much of a fucking caricature.

DUh-huh huhuhuh, yeah, bawss!

Talking about Lizs 401k

Though I may not be no world saving activist, and was infact a penniless junky myself, when faced with folk in need, I still put up a lot of people, for a total of a few years actually, sharing my meagre dole money, setting out a camp bed, sacrificing the living room of a one bed flat.

Because when vulnerable, good, trustworthy people are in trouble, that's what you do.

And that's merely being a good friend, without any grander world saving missions in mind.
Without big deal tech world connections, job hookups.. One must question why there isn't at the very least, an XL size sofa available for Phil - maybe Fong Mong even has a spare room... Maybe even several, maybe even a spare entire property, doesn't Thwomp have some landlord shit going on?
Even if he doesn't, there's still that sofa.

The Eternal Sofa.
Money like Liz, it could even be a pullout!

One could waste time to wonder why this idea hasn't occured to liz, but luckily we are here to suggest it, and when a trans woman is in need, a state of emergency must be righted.
Glad you gals can sort that out between yourselves now that the idea has magically been uncovered.
Omg slumberparttyyyyyy

 

[Marvin]

Why can’t Phil just go to a women’s shelter?

Oh god, don't encourage him.

I mean, it probably won't be a problem in Oklahoma, but in other places, battered women's shelters actually do get sued turning away trannies. See: the rogaine Ogre in Vancouver.

 

[Jarry Seinfelt]

[caps of Phil posting lyrics to songs he likes]

Not Porcupine Tree. Poor Steven Wilson doesn't deserve this.

Also, this is 16 year old on MySpace behavior. He's in his early forties, correct? Nigga needs to touch grass.

 

[AnOminous]

Phil - maybe Fong Mong even has a spare room... Maybe even several, maybe even a spare entire property, doesn't Thwomp have some landlord shit going on?
Even if he doesn't, there's still that sofa.

$445,000 to sue some rando, not a dime for Phil, though. Dong-Gone laughs as Phil goes homeless and has to suck AIDS dicks for cheeseburgers.

 

[Creative Username]

i remember when all my capeshit heroes had to stop in the middle of saving the world to set up a GFM me because they can’t pay rent.

Lowkey wondering if we’ll get a homeless arc here. It’s a shame your friends and allies are too fucking shitty to bail you out Phil.

With friends like these...

I’m sure the cats will be okay for the most part, considering they’ll probably eat Phil before they go hungry.

If I was a cat I would rather starve to death.

 

[DavidS877]

I sometimes wonder how much it would take to pay off Phil and get him to turn informant on the troon brigagde.

 

[Creative Username]

I sometimes wonder how much it would take to pay off Phil and get him to turn informant on the troon brigagde.

$400 worth of fast food gift cards. Works every time.

 

[Something Awful]

With the dreams of a lobbyist career dashed for now, and the gofundme stalled at just under $5,000, Philip is back to full-time cooming in the comments of every woman or "woman" he can find.

Spoiler: Coooooooom

He's an activist, though. Look how active he is.



Yeah dude, I can tell. Everyone can tell.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Sure. Cis "friends" Phil. I'm sure the cashier at the pharmacy didn't need you to explain what "titty Skittles" are just because she gave you a weird look when you picked up your Estradiol and exclaimed "yay! I got my titty Skittles!"

Asking for "help" (ie, money) when you're disabled certainly CAN be a grift; what, are disabled people fundamentally unable to manipulate others or lie about their intentions? Sounds pretty ableist to me.

Also, based on Phil's logic, I could start spinning in circles and mooing like a cow and then tell people they need to give me money for it because it's "my job" and thus I should be paid for it.