KAYS COOKING

[Troonos]

The moles growing out of Lee's head make him look like he's had his antlers clipped.



You'd need to do far more damage to yourself than that to be as retarded as sober Lee.

I work in medicine, and I still have to avert my eyes when my wife and I are watching Kay's videos, and Lee's giant sebaceous cyst is visible while he's gonna be doin' the taste test. It makes me want to fucking vomit. Kay should just grab some rusty scissors from her junk drawer and slice it off.

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 6

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Dv8K-km4eE

It's another rainy morning in Sheffield!

Ahnd this is Lee's breakfast!

Yesterday they put up decorations in the living room. Today they will put up decorations in the hallway

The decorations in the hallway are now put up. You're going to see the difference between how many decorations Kay and Lee used to have to how many they have now.

So, here they are



And that is it! There is a BIG decrease (Kay has to help Lee out with the word "decrease") in the amount of decorations

Wiv ulsuh put sum bells oop

Ahnd sum lahts ahs well

Ahnd thees ees mah dinnoh

Raht guys, yesterday's vlog has just gone up. Lee is going to TRY to do a vlog every day

Lee is taking Curleh for a walk. Oviousleh he has his hood up because it's raining. It's a fine rain.

Ahnd there you see Curleh on his night walk

Ahnd now it's time to end this vlog. Lee can't believe he's made it this far and isn't lahke a deh layte.

 

[Shartavius]

It's insane that Lee is spending the month expecting us to believe that he eats only two small meals of slop per day. Each one of those deep-fried cat turds or the umbilical sandwiches on his leg would need to be as calorie-dense as uranium.

 

[YaBoi]

That said, we have posters who will negrate me for saying Kay is or has ever been drunk in a video, without ever elaborating or providing evidence to the contrary.

Can't remember specific videos, but Kay has definitely left open cans of "something" in frame during her videos. She's often quick to remove them when she notices.

She definitely slams back beers or whatever her choice of drink is while she cooks. Her drinking would explain some of her behavior on camera (fits of laughter, forgetfulness, slurring of words). She is of course, retarded, which would also explain her forgetfulness.

Lee is out walking Curleh and plans to go to bed.

Credit where credit is due: I am shocked that the dog gets taken on daily walks. I am more shocked that Lee goes for walks.

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzq8t7sbNDY&feature=youtu.be

Lahst naht's vlog is uhpload-ed!

Curleh's furst wok

Now we're going to out up some lahts

These are the lahts

Ahnd this is tea

Next we are going to put up a fah-broptic tree

This is the tree (He shows a Christmas tree playing music for 6 fucking minutes)

Right, Lee's just finished watching I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here and he's happy that Angry Ginge won.

Lee wanted two people to win. H, but obviousleh he didn't win, the other was Angry Ginge, so Lee is happy.

Curleh's night walk

Raght, so it's time to end the vlog. Lee is pleased that he hasn't missed a vlog yet!

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6JZ0uqauXA

Good morning pee-poh! Obviousleh Lee is still doing vlogmas, but we've joined 'im on 'is way out

Lee 'as to take a pah-cell back cuz it doosen't wurk

Raht. pah-cell is dropped off, now Lee's on 'is way 'ome

Ahnd this is Lee's breakfast

Raht, Lee and Kay 'ave poot sum lahts oop they-ah

"Ahnd wiv uhso poot sum lahts on thee bahck of the living room door"

They've also put some lahts along the "door jum"

Ahnd sum moh against the woh

Ahnd these are the new lahts along the stairs. The old lights burnt out one day and these are the new ones. Lee thinks the old ones might have had a dodgy plug

Raht, just to let you know, Lee understands that Vlogmas day 7 was put up a bit late. He started uploading at 11:30, and apologizes.

Now we're on Curleh's naht walk before they go to bed. Lee is apologizing again for the late upload last night.

Ahnd 'ere is Curleh on his naht walk

Raht so it's 12:24 now and Vlogmas day 7 has just gone lahve. Lee knows a lot of you will have summat to say in the comments

Technically today we will be getting 2 vlogs in one day! But Lee knows that everyone will comment and moan about it anyway

Raht, so now it's time to end today's vlog. Lee apologizes again for yesterday's late upload and hopes that the rest vlogmas will be uploaded on time. See you tomorrow!

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 9

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GSf0skbdns

Good morning guise, and welcome to another vlogmas

Ahnd this is Lee's breakfast

Raht gahs, so Kay and Lee 'ave put up sum moh lahts

Lee thinks there are three moh lahts to go

(What is this????)

Here are the lahts on the woh

Here are the lahts on the doh

These are the lahts on the othuh woh that ah li'trally the same coluh

Raht so technic'ly awl the lahts ah the sayme coluh, but they ah not connected

Ahnd this is Lee's tea

Ahnd now Lee is on Curleh's naht wok. There is a proper wind, so Lee hopes you can 'ear 'im

And 'ere is Curleh

Ahnd it is time to end the vlog, Lee hopes you're enjoying the vlogs and if you ahre, leave a fumbs oop. Lee plans on a final big tour at the end of vlogmas as well.


Bonus Kay content!

This is the end product:

Kay mentions "the hospital" at the end of the video, but didn't elaborate:

 

[YaBoi]

Kay mentions "the hospital" at the end of the video, but didn't elaborate

She looks terrible in comparison to her videos from years ago. I know she's older, but back then she had energy and was positive. She seems so lethargic and less happy in her recent content.

Keeping in mind all the drinking, awful food and the conditions of the household (eg. Cooking with pans that have had the coatings scraped off over the years), it's a miracle she's still alive.

Ahnd this is Lee's tea

Props to Lee for eating some vegetables.

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qSMqG7he_LQ

Good morning ahnd welcome to another vlog!

Ahnd this is Curleh's morning walk. It's very weindeh, so Lee doesn't know if you cahn 'ear 'im
(peep that shadow!)

Ahnd this is Lee's breakfast

Raht, so Kay and Lee 'ave poot sum moh lahts oop. Obviousleh Lee is going to show them

Ahnd this is the new lahts

They have put oop some multeh coloh'd lahts oop ahs well

They go all the way oop as well

These flashing lights are tied in with the Santa lahts as well


Raht, so Kay and Lee 'ave set this oop as well. 15 days til Christmas!

Raht, oll tha lahts are put oop except one pair which Kay and Lee don't know where to put, because they ran out of room. Obviousleh they will decide tomorroh where they are going to go

Ahnd this is Lee's dinnoh (Did Lee not eat the bangers & mash Kay cooked yesterday?)

Giving Curleh a treat on what appears to be a blanket


Raht so Curleh 'as just 'ad some uv 'is advent calendah ahs you saw

Ahnd there you see Curleh on 'is naht wok



Editing to add Kay was on the morning walk with Lee and Curleh:

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 11

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_leC7fliXlU

Good morning guise, and welcome to another vlogmas

Ahnd this is Lee's breakfast

Raht, so just to let you know, yesterday's vlog has just gone up. Lee knows it was a little late

Raht, so the last of the lahts has gone up. Kay and Lee didn't know where to put them, so they thought the best thing to do was to put the lahts oopstaihs, ahn that's wut they've dun

So the lahts stah-t they-uh

And go around to they-uh

Raht so now all the decorations have been put oop. The tinsel hasn't been put oop, but obviousleh that just gets drooped over the pictures they've got. So it's all dun, and Lee has li'trally nothing left to do for vlogmas

Lee is struggling for ideas of what to do. He could show us around, but obviousleh we've already seen everything> Comments have suggested for Lee to go out and look at decorations, so he MIGHT do that

Ahnd this is Lee's dinnoh

Ahnd Lee is out for Curleh's nigth wok. Lee notes that you can hardly see him

And 'ere is Curleh

Raht, so it is time to end the videoh. Lee apologizes again for the late uploads and explains again his upload schedule. Leave a fumbs oop!

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 12

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=930j8HVt0FQ

We're opening with some footage from the inside of a taxi

Raht guys, Lee never told us why he was waiting fo a taxeh

Lee is at the hospitoh to get a new paht for his CPAP for his sleep apnea

Raht so Lee has got the new toob for his mahsk


More apologies for late vlogs

Lee is 'aving problems rendering

Ahnd this is Lee's dinnoh

Raht guise, now it is time for Lee to change his sleep apnea tubes around

These are the new tubes

Ahnd this is the ode tube crumpled oop

The old one is too bendy and obviousleh that's why it got replaced. Lee knows there ah maneh peepoh out there that would love for him to stop breathen, but it won't be 'appening

Advent calendar treats for Curleh

Ahnd here is Curleh's naht wok. It's not that cold for December

Ahnd there's Curleh

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Jh8uITHPzM

Good morning and welcome to another Vlogmas

Ahnd this is Lee's breakfast

KAY SIGHTING!


If you are wondering 'ow maneh times the santas go oop ahnd down, it's five

Raht, so Lee has been sitting there thinking, wot more can he do for vlogmas? Lit'rally nothing. All the decorations are oop. Lee has seen comments with suggestions, and he is thinking of doing some of the things people suggested.

One thing suggested was playing Lee's favorite Christmas songs. Obviousleh he can't play any songs, but He always plays Slade on Christmas.

Ahnd this is Lee's dinnoh

Curleh eating a treat or 10

Raht guise, so Lee is out with Curleh on his naht wok

Ahnd 'ere is Curleh

Ahnd this is the end of the videoh. Lee appreciates everyone watching vlogmas, and he'll see us tomorrow


Bonus Kay Content!

It turns out that Lee's dinnoh yesterday was pork chops and veg. This is our end produk:

Kay only had 4 chops, and Lee's plate had 4 chops on it. So despite Kay telling us that it was loveleh, it doesn't look like she got to eat any.

 

[Shartavius]

(What is this????)

Brother's Bond Whisky.

Next day edit while I wait for @Itspinklava to synopsize the latest vlogmas:

How in the fuck did Lee manage to have not only gotten dumber, but arguably aged more horrifically than his mother (who should be in a nursing home for trolls)?

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StzvDQZceX8

Good morning guys, and welcome to another vlogmas

Ahnd this is Lee's breakfast

Eleven moh days until Christmas

Is it just Lee, or does other people who pleh GTA 5 ohnline just think the mansion prices are outstahndin? The DLC thaht's cum oot. The prihces are joost weh too much.

It costs an absolute fortune and you joost think lahke, is it really wurth it?



Ahnd this is how mooch Lee's got

Lee knows this 'as nothing to do with vlogmas, but he's heard some people complainin' and he thought he'd litr'ally get his opinion in

Ahnd this is Lee's tea

Raht, now here is Curleh on his naht wok. Obviousleh as you can see it's rainin'

As you can see, Lee is just obviousleh out on his naht wok with Curleh

Raht guise, now it is time to end the videoh. Lee is sorry it's not very Christmasy, but not every vlog can have to do with Christmas! Lee plans to go to town center, but obviousleh not the week of Christmas because that would be hectic!

 

[Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r]

How in the fuck did Lee manage to have not only gotten dumber, but arguably aged more horrifically than his mother (who should be in a nursing home for trolls)?

Sleep apnea and fatness probably litchuralleh starving his brain cells of oxygen and killing them off, and there weren't a whole lot to begin with.

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 15

https://youtu.be/2OUpcrRD9uU?si=uYn-Q0yisrnIm9nZ

Good morning guise, and welcome to anothah vlog

Ahnd this is Lee's breakfast

Raht so Kay is out on a walk with Curleh, so Lee is ordering her some gifts. Lee wants to know if it's wrong that all her pressies are from Amazon?

Lee worries thaht it means he cahn't be bothuhed if he doesn't go down to the shops. Ahnd befoh anyone says owt, He cahn't show anyone what he's getting for Kay. He knows pee-poh would slag off the pressies, or tell his mum.

Ahnd this is Lee's dinnoh

Some sweeties for Curleh

"They-ah you go pal"

Raht guise, so Lee is out on Curleh's naht wok. As you can see, it's raining again, but Lee always says no matter wot, you always take your dog for a wok.

Ahnd there you see Curleeeee

Raht, so that is the end of this vlog. Lee's batt'ry is lit'rally flashing so he needs to make this short. Give this videoh a fumbs oop!

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 16

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZMPOsvkn0o

Big Lee's commitment to Vlogmas wanes with each day. Today he's started out with "Ahnd theyah you see Curleh on his morning wok"

Ahnd this is Lee's breakfast

Awraht guise, Lee has got to tell us... Kay just took a taxi to go Christmas shopping, and the second she left, the Amazon driver pulled up with one of her pressies

Lahke seriously, Lee could not 'ave timed that any bettah! All of her presents will arrive by Christmas eve, which is brilliant.

Lee is really hoping Kay likes her gifts

Raht so yesterday's vlog has just gone live. Lee knows that the last 2 vlogs have gone up really late. So, yeah. But this vlog, obviousleh today's for us obviousleh has been uploaded and Lee wanted to apologize

Lee is hoping for no more late vlogs going forward

Ahnd this is Lee's dinnoh (hoping this is one of Kay's future videos)

Ahnd theyuh you see Curleh on his naht wok

"Why ah we stoppin?"

Ahnd now it is time to end the videoh. Lee knows these vlogs are getting less and less entertaining... well someone left a comment and said they aren't entertaining at all. Lee hopes we'e enjoying them though, and wants us to leave a fumbs oop

 

[Dr. Online]

"Why ah we stoppin?"
View attachment 8297803

Night Night Curleh, see ya in the mornin' pal.

 

[Shartavius]

I'm guilty of sometimes wishing that a gang of refugees would rescue that dog.

 

[Itspinklava]

Vlogmas Day 17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwBJsHVq2JQ

Good morning guise, and welcome to anuthah vlog

Raht, so Lee just got a notification and another one of his mom's pressies is coming tomorrow. This is a bit of a problem since it's supposed to be coming on Frahdey.

Ahnd this is Lee's dinnoh (possible leftovers from yesterday?)

Raht so today's vlog has just been ooploaded. A lot of peepoh in the comments have been asking Lee to show Christmas decorations around Sheffield. Lee isn't going to do that, because he wouldn't want his decorations shown!

Ahnd Lee can guaranteh that you guise wouldn't want your houses filmed either! But Lee lit'rally will go down around Sheffield and show around. He thinks he will go this weekend, or Mondeh, but he knows with it being so close to Christmas it's going to be absoluteleh rammo.

Raht so Lee is out on Curleh's naht wok and it is windeh and raining

Ahnd 'ere you can see Curleh. Lee wonders if we can even hear him because it is so windeh.

Raht, so it is time to end the vlog. Lee hopes everyone is enjoying his vlogs. He knows he hasn't been doin enehthin festive, but everyone has been givin him loads of ideas.

Christmas Eve and Christmas Deh will just be like everyone else, just nohmal. Lee again hopes that everyone is enjoyin' Vlogmas, and he will see us tomorrow!



Bonus Kay Content!

Lee's dinnoh yesterday was pasta, mince, and rice. Lee seems to have added some sort of tomato based sauce to his. This is our end produk:

Kay says it was nahce!