Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

I remember hearing one time I think it was Blaire White said that years ago when were getting gender confirming surgery people would be left unable to achieve orgasm (I think specifically male). Which is a fucking insane thing to think of and definitely hinder peoples happiness. Fuck if I could never nut again I'd an hero.

What’s one thing that trans women can do just as well as cis women in bed?

Fake an orgasm.

 

[coomer mcgee]

Using this "research" method you could just as easily argue that the best thing to do for meth addicts is give them as much meth as they like forever, or that the best "treatment" for super morbidly obese people is easier access to McDonalds. After all, they'll probably survey as being much happier after you give them those things.

They're already making their way there. Below is from the WPATH's (World Professional Association for Transgender Health) Standards of Care's first-ever chapter on eunuchs, the newest gender. See more in this great post.

Nevermind that these people are just fetish compelled freaks. Nevermind therapy. Nevermind everything. Give them what they want because if we don't, they're just going to do it anyways!

All this sounds very familiar. I wonder why WPATH, insane as they are, is stating that unsupervised usage of hormone-changing drugs is dangerous. Almost like you shouldn't Do it Yourself. Hmm.

 

[taco freak]

They're already making their way there. Below is from the WPATH's (World Professional Association for Transgender Health) Standards of Care's first-ever chapter on eunuchs, the newest gender. See more in this great post.
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Nevermind that these people are just fetish compelled freaks. Nevermind therapy. Nevermind everything. Give them what they want because if we don't, they're just going to do it anyways!
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All this sounds very familiar. I wonder why WPATH, insane as they are, is stating that unsupervised usage of hormone-changing drugs is dangerous. Almost like you shouldn't Do it Yourself. Hmm.

"Explore the effects of androgen deficiency" is fucking retarded and not how human bodies work.

Spoiler: Biology sperg

When you get hurt, your body uses cholesterol, vitamin D, sex hormones, steroid hormones, serotonin, GABA, endorphins, all kinds of things to respond to the pain, initiate healing and keep you feeling normal. If you give yourself an "androgen deficiency" you are literally depriving yourself of about 75% of the substances I just listed. Pain that your body can't respond to causes holes in your brain eventually (Source: I have this disease and I used to be a medical professional that helped treat this disease, it's called intractable pain syndrome).

The point of my sperg is that "androgen deficiency" is nothing to "explore". You're destroying your regenerative, adaptive biology for some coomer shit in your fucking head that you got from a brain virus on Twitter. And if you get really hurt or sick, especially for an extended period, you could waste away and die from this "androgen deficiency" you're "exploring". Among many other devastating effects of cross sex hormones, this is one of the worst. You're literally putting yourself in a position to shrivel up and die with extended pain or stress. Hope you never get into a car accident while you're "exploring" your fucking "androgen deficiency" so people like me don't have to treat you and be unable to do anything for you because your coomer brain made sure of that a long time ago.

I'm so tired of all the deceptive bullshit language of the troons. Lucas is one of the worst examples of this, and he has the skilled discourse of a fucking high school freshman. The BPD is strong, always using words to deflect, control, and gain supply, just like a psycho man would.

 

[John Freeman]

Its funny you say this I used to think Linus was gay from his voice. But now I realize I'm just some asshole do judged someone by how they naturally spoke.


Communism is all about work, similar to facism. Those who cannot work are useless to the state. If you have a gaping flesh wound between your thighs chances are you become useless to the state.

I’d like to see Lucas perform 24 hours of genuinely backbreaking labor. His gaping flesh would would probably pop and tear and the smell would be visceral. Remember, when the bindings tear and the wound reopens, it’s not the epidermis being cut, he’s straight up exposing his internal organs. His guts would literally fall out through his flesh cavern, and it would reek of bile and entrails. If you’ve ever been hunting and butchered a carcass, you know the smell. A rotten stench. The chafing. And that’s just his stink ditch. Lucas being very obese would probably chafe everywhere imaginable, and of course since the spaces between his blubber are perfect for bacteria he would reek.

Basically, he would fucking stink, and by the end of it his amhole would look more like an amleak. I’m not kidding, his intestines and prostate would droop out of it.

 

[Cavalier Cipolla]

He's transnational! He identifies as Italian, you bigot!

However, since he's pretending, does that mean it's ok to treat him the way Italians treat those who become to much of a violent burden?

Hey Luke the Puke, wanna visit an abandoned construction site in the GTA?

So he's Italian, eh? Let's see if he can list at least 15 bestemmie and if he can tell which regions of Italy belong to Terronia and which belong to Padania. A true Italian would immediately tell you the border between "regular" Italy and Terronia and list even more than just 15 bestemmie.

Actually, the same goes for any other hamburger addicts flexing their Italian heritage that legit think they're Italian. Can't speak Italian? Italiano di sto cazzo, tornate a magnar gli hamburger a McDonald's dove appartieni!

 

[Dickens Cider]

Fuck making Lucas do backbreaking labor- let’s put him in corduroy pants and make him run a block- the friction would make him catch fire. Sadly Hazmat would have to be involved for the stench but

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

It never ceases to amaze me of the inane crap that communist trannies mindlessly consume. It is always toys too and not collector stuff but stuff that is aimed at children. Lenin and Che would have put these kind of infantile communist in a wood chipper saying that they are both childish and decadent.

It's hard to tell if the consumerism is from some strange overlap of "girls be shoppin'" ideal and a more typical soyboy collection mentality, or a more simple need to buy cute things in an attempt to feel more cute.

On one hand it could be just the tranny personality type ranges closer to a girl who can't control her spending habits, while on the other is could be that they buy things as a coping method. I have a feeling it's somewhere in the middle with Keffals, as we've all seen his eating habits.

 

[YumeNoHero]

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Fucking champagne socialists. He deleted the tweet probably due to the shit optics of it. I’d be very interested in Lucas’s spending habits. A lot of Doordash and consoomption would be expected for sure. Lucas can’t spell either. “inspiring streamers”, huh?

Of all things to splurge on, fucking LEGO?
Kekfals, you aren't particularly creative with streaming content or your ratio/insults so I doubt buying interlocking plastic bricks will somehow magically improve it or your mental state, much less when it's a 18+ display piece set and not something you can play around to build something different.

 

[xQc]

It's hard to tell if the consumerism is from some strange overlap of "girls be shoppin'" ideal and a more typical soyboy collection mentality, or a more simple need to buy cute things in an attempt to feel more cute.

On one hand it could be just the tranny personality type ranges closer to a girl who can't control her spending habits, while on the other is could be that they buy things as a coping method. I have a feeling it's somewhere in the middle with Keffals, as we've all seen his eating habits.

If I were to guess its probably more of a consumerism as a coping mechanism. If he was trying to pretend to be a girl he would purchase more of femanine products. As far as I know the dude doesn't even wear makeup. (Maybe he gets his eyebrows done and uses filters/foundation?)
Whenever I see someone purchase these stupid ass products I tend to miss r/consumeproduct.

Edit: Apparently today is the 2 year anniversary of it getting banned.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Unfortunately didn’t get this hilarious post, but it seems Lucas may be responding to this thread indirectly. Either that or Twitter was giving him shit. Gonna briefly sperg here, but all this trans stuff does is effectively distract from actual problems that socialists want solved like healthcare and taxation of the wealthy. Lucas is just free propaganda for the Democrats to not have to really do anything of actual use.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

I had to doubletake to make sure I wasn't in the Gibes thread. May Lucas become acutely aware of how tiny each Lego looks in his massive palms.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

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Unfortunately didn’t get this hilarious post, but it seems Lucas may be responding to this thread indirectly. Either that or Twitter was giving him shit. Gonna briefly sperg here, but all this trans stuff does is effectively distract from actual problems that socialists want solved like healthcare and taxation of the wealthy. Lucas is just free propaganda for the Democrats to not have to really do anything of actual use.

Yeah Lucas mentioned the intense transphobia in International Communist circles, well there’s a good reason for that. Trannies will form a mafia and run a movement/fandom into the ground. They look silly, often have cursed fetishes, and get caught grooming/molesting kids. They’re also mentally unstable but somehow a protected group which makes them dangerous but difficult to get rid of once they’re established. I’ve even heard from people who went to Occupy in 2012 that the CIA or FBI probably promoted trannies and niggers into positions of power to make sure the movement latched on to loser issues like trans rights, reparations, pronouns, and teaching kids about gay shit. Not important things like the ultra wealthy paying no taxes or the government bailing out big banks while normal people had to suffer through the 2008 Recession.

Trannies also tend to be in bad financial condition and are more likely to embezzle, beg, misappropriate funds, and just be poor planners and decision makers.

 

[Tanuki Mixed Nuts]

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Unfortunately didn’t get this hilarious post, but it seems Lucas may be responding to this thread indirectly. Either that or Twitter was giving him shit. Gonna briefly sperg here, but all this trans stuff does is effectively distract from actual problems that socialists want solved like healthcare and taxation of the wealthy. Lucas is just free propaganda for the Democrats to not have to really do anything of actual use.

"I have no argument but I must tweet."

 

[Next Task]

I don't think this tranny is even ashamed of his femdom fart porn.

Those were not crocodile tears, this dude is clearly embarrassed about his porn being released so publicly.

Embarrassed at being caught, yes. Not ashamed or guilty or remorseful, though. Important distinction, because one suggests he can reflect on his actions and find fault with his motivations or behaviours, while the other suggests he can't.

I know which one I'd bet on.

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I remember a Jim stream where he read some blog post from a member of Communist Party USA or something where she bitched about when trannies took the movement over, using all the funds for drugs, ordering the lesbians to sexually service the trannies, stripping real women of voting privileges, etc.

Now look at Lucas. Just take in that greasy demeanor and imagine that smell. How in the ever loving fuck do a group of Lucases manage to intimidate any group into submission IRL? Who'd be scared of that? It's laughable. I can kinda understand how the online bully tactics might work on the spineless individuals who value their social media, but just how weak are the members of these various commie parties that this sort of thing happens to?

I dunno if I really had a point beyond pointing out clown world shit. That, and I just wanna add that Olive Garden could start selling tacos and menudo and still somehow be more Italian than this dude.

 

[AnOminous]

Now look at Lucas. Just take in that greasy demeanor and imagine that smell. How in the ever loving fuck do a group of Lucases manage to intimidate any group into submission IRL? Who'd be scared of that? It's laughable.

It's because modern leftism has been taken over by a cult of weakness. The weakest person is the most powerful, or the person who pretends most successfully to be weaker than the other weaklings. At the same time, they have absolute contempt for strength, while being afraid of those who have it.

It's a natural result of what Nietzsche called ressentiment and mostly blamed on Christianity at the time (as well as Judaism). Nietzsche, however, also associated it with mindless, empty consumerism.

Spoiler: Nietzsche's teaches

And thus spoke Zarathustra to the people:

It is time for man to fix his goal. It is time for man to plant the seed of his highest hope.

His soil is still rich enough for it. But that soil will one day be poor and exhausted, and no lofty tree will any longer be able to grow there.

Alas! there comes the time when man will no longer launch the arrow of his longing beyond man -- and the string of his bow will have unlearned to whiz!

I tell you: one must still have chaos in oneself, to give birth to a dancing star. I tell you: you have still chaos in yourselves.

Alas! There comes the time when man will no longer give birth to any star. Alas! There comes the time of the most despicable man, who can no longer despise himself.

Lo! I show you the Last Man.

"What is love? What is creation? What is longing? What is a star?" -- so asks the Last Man, and blinks.

The earth has become small, and on it hops the Last Man, who makes everything small. His species is ineradicable as the flea; the Last Man lives longest.

"We have discovered happiness" -- say the Last Men, and they blink.

They have left the regions where it is hard to live; for they need warmth. One still loves one's neighbor and rubs against him; for one needs warmth.

Turning ill and being distrustful, they consider sinful: they walk warily. He is a fool who still stumbles over stones or men!

A little poison now and then: that makes for pleasant dreams. And much poison at the end for a pleasant death.

One still works, for work is a pastime. But one is careful lest the pastime should hurt one.

One no longer becomes poor or rich; both are too burdensome. Who still wants to rule? Who still wants to obey? Both are too burdensome.

No shepherd, and one herd! Everyone wants the same; everyone is the same: he who feels differently goes voluntarily into the madhouse.

"Formerly all the world was insane," -- say the subtlest of them, and they blink.

They are clever and know all that has happened: so there is no end to their derision. People still quarrel, but are soon reconciled -- otherwise it upsets their stomachs.

They have their little pleasures for the day, and their little pleasures for the night, but they have a regard for health.

"We have discovered happiness," -- say the Last Men, and they blink.

 

[A1 Steak Sauce]

Due to his transgressions against Saint Kyle, Juniper has been doxed. Shoutout to @Winter, @Sprate Header, @themasterlurker, @LikeAStone, @Reaper King, @Sexual Meatball Sub, and @coomer mcgee.

Juniper is an obnoxious Twitter shitposter friend of Keffals who should be institutionalized for the number of tweets he produces. His main account has just shy of 149k tweets since his join date in February 2019. An archive for his Twitter has exceeded the limit of 10k tweets archived, so you can only get back to October of 2021. Now that you know he’s an irredeemable faggot, let’s get to the dox.

We have an image of Juniper from his own Twitter.

This is for later comparison.

(A)
These energy drinks both dox his college and approximate time at that college. The orange can of Monster was first released in May of 2020. You can make out Platteville on the fridge barely as well. (UNSTABLEPOSTING is an alt account)

(A)
Don’t worry, we’re not just confirming Juniper is a pedophile here.

This is the site for the local Smash community in Platteville. Note the lone Falcon player. Note the facial similarity as well.

(A)
From Smashboards, we get this.

(A)
Juniper then self doxes.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.

Now to bully him for being ugly and retarded.

Spoiler: Are you even trying to pass?

The QTIP photo

Appropriate

Spoiler: Doxxxxxxing

Spoiler: Other stuff

Oy vey

Also may be jobless due to retardation.

Felted.

 

[broadrod31]

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I wish RadioShack the absolute worst for this.
(A)

https://youtu.be/GYWMyWq7Ajk

 

[John Freeman]

So he's Italian, eh? Let's see if he can list at least 15 bestemmie and if he can tell which regions of Italy belong to Terronia and which belong to Padania. A true Italian would immediately tell you the border between "regular" Italy and Terronia and list even more than just 15 bestemmie.

Actually, the same goes for any other hamburger addicts flexing their Italian heritage that legit think they're Italian. Can't speak Italian? Italiano di sto cazzo, tornate a magnar gli hamburger a McDonald's dove appartieni!

Personally my bestemmie would have to be Aaron Paul in 2014 for breaking bad.

 

[Reaper King]

"I think all right wingers should be doxxed i don't think left wingers or my friends should be doxxed it's that simple." Whoops, looks like you got doxed anyways. Get fucked, faggot. You can thank your friend, Lucas, for this. It's his fault, after all.