Keffals interviews Chris

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Glassshardballpit said:
What the mother fucking hell . This made me laugh so hard.

Humility? What's that!??? Oh just get the fuck off the Internet Keffals.

As for Chris, KF has tried to help him. I was there when there was a care package sent to him 10 years ago after the fire, then I saw them trying to dismantle the Idea Guys and how hard Null tried to help him 2 years ago.

Chris is ungrateful. Chris is unkind. Chris has no empathy.
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We gave him more sympathy and help Than any other cow in existence...and he still is an ungrateful, unreasonable turd.
 
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All I got out of this was that Chris seems hell bent on yet another name change (how many more is he even going to have over the course of his life? Is there a legal limit to how many times one person can officially change their name?) and despite seeming to give less of a shit about it these days as he's more focused on his delusions of godhood, he's still on the troon nonsense and believes the hormone pills turned him into a hot girl.

I... don't know what to say except the poor bastard needs proper help, this madness has gone on long enough, he does not need any more enablers.
 
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A Grey Cat said:
We gave him more sympathy and help Than any other cow in existence...and he still is an ungrateful, unreasonable turd.
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kf doesn't take no shit, but at least you can have an opinion.

In this modern world: forget it.

Chris ...all day long! Teflon Tard. Keffals: no free speech for you.

Kf: has different opinion then most of the internet....BAN!

This ain't the Internet from my childhood
 
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Lol, lmao even.

The top patreons provide content on a weekly basis. Keffals wants 100k monthly for an interview with a literal retard.

Who is this for? The children who stole there parents CC for bathtub HRT dont even know who chris is, and the people who know Chris and aren't aware of keffals just think he's an autistic mother fucker.
 
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I don't see how this serves Keffals. Everyone knows Chris raped his mother. Just watching the interview makes it clear that Chris is retarded at best and profoundly mentally ill at worst. All the praising of Chris and talk about how "we are the same" can't make Keffals look good to anyone, even one of his own followers. The only explanation I can think of why he would do this is because his seven minutes of fame is running out and he's grasping at straws for viewership.

I did find one interesting thing out watching the interview though... Chris uses the dimensional merge stuff as routines that he's memorized and spews them to keep his mouth moving when his brain shuts off. He used to have long pauses where he'd hit his head and say he lost his train of thought, but now he just launches into his dimensional claptrap and it keeps him moving along, even if it makes no point whatsoever. The one question where the merge stuff obviously wouldn't cut it was the one about diddling Barb. Chris stuttered and stalled through that and said he was referring to notes. It was blatantly obvious that he was incapable of keeping his story straight without reading it off a script. Even a 12 year old could see that he was lying, but Chris is incapable of lying because his brain can't even hold reality in mind, much less a coherent cover story. The fact that Keffals let it go by like that just shows how Keffals is just using Chris to get attention himself. But I guess he isn't alone in that. That's what all the people around Chris are doing.
 
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break these cuffs said:
He's not expecting anyone to ever pay that. He's using it as a way to lord exclusive Chris content nobody but him will ever see over the unwashed plebs to annoy them.
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I figured either
1. He saw stuff like Wu-Tang master copies being sold for millions and figured his queen of the lowcow interview would be worth a fortune.
2. More realistic it was a way to brag over the 100k he stuck up his nose and to lord over Chris
cwcvillemayoress said:
You know, most people doing an interview don't belch loudly like Chris did, some people normally excuse themselves to go off camera or turn off their mics, and then after getting stared at by the interviewer for 3 seconds he says excuse me.
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Most people being interviewed or giving interviews at least pretend to have some class, they know the more people that like you the more money they will make.
 
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TestTubePuppy said:
I don't see how this serves Keffals. Everyone knows Chris raped his mother.
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Since a troll was involved, there's a surprising amount of people who do believe that Chris was tricked or manipulated into doing something, but at the end of the day, it wasn't his fault, because trolls, or Kiwi Farms.
TestTubePuppy said:
I did find one interesting thing out watching the interview though... Chris uses the dimensional merge stuff as routines that he's memorized and spews them to keep his mouth moving when his brain shuts off. He used to have long pauses where he'd hit his head and say he lost his train of thought, but now he just launches into his dimensional claptrap and it keeps him moving along, even if it makes no point whatsoever. The one question where the merge stuff obviously wouldn't cut it was the one about diddling Barb. Chris stuttered and stalled through that and said he was referring to notes. It was blatantly obvious that he was incapable of keeping his story straight without reading it off a script. Even a 12 year old could see that he was lying, but Chris is incapable of lying because his brain can't even hold reality in mind, much less a coherent cover story. The fact that Keffals let it go by like that just shows how Keffals is just using Chris to get attention himself. But I guess he isn't alone in that. That's what all the people around Chris are doing.
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That's an interesting point. Chris does seem to have memorized basically a script to. I wonder if he's gotten into discussions with people about it, and they ask a question that Chris can't think of an answer for, and it completely derails his train of thought, so by memorizing things, he can just spew the nonsense and talk over someone. Either that or it was something Keffals recommended he do in order to not sound like a stumbling tard.

The roleplay excuse was something I found to be a new lie by Chris, and the "spliced together video call", which makes absolutely no sense when you listen to it, especially how Chris talks about things. It was a straight up conversation.
 
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Mitt Doggy Dogg said:
figured either
1. He saw stuff like Wu-Tang master copies being sold for millions and figured his queen of the lowcow interview would be worth a fortune.
2. More realistic it was a way to brag over the 100k he stuck up his nose and to lord over Chris
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3. Trying to relaunch the fin-dom career with a bang
 
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TestTubePuppy said:
I don't see how this serves Keffals.
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It's to prove to "teh internetz" that he's better than us.

Also, this fucker smiling further proves that the previous attacks weren't just about dead people, it's just to hide stuff.
 
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