Keffals interviews Chris

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Lmaooo Keffal's finally getting a taste of the real Chris is fucking hilarious. Nice to see Chris is still firmly stuck in his delusions.
But fucking hell that medallion is looking worse every time he comes on.
King Metalia said:
It's fucking Keffals and Chris Chan together hopefully something lulzy is going to come from this? But now knowing it's pre recorded is still disappointing.
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Less disappointing than I expected, but more of the same verbal garbage that Chris has spewed in the past with a little tweaking. Like for example, he wasn't diddling his mother, he was "helping her remember her past" by bringing up something really traumatic.

Still had to lol at the "I am Mrs. Jesus Christine Weston Chandler Sonichu Prime". Cannot wait to see if he can actually get that on a driver's license.
 
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Here's Chris' tweet. https://twitter.com/CPU_CWCSonichu/status/1747435864416743573
Bearmumrik said:
How hasn't this blown up yet? The troon Chris/Keffals paradise interview is out.

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As expected, absolutely no pressing questions or anything that provides new insight. Even though Chris wouldn't be receptive to such, there'd be more entertainment in watching him get upset about things like bringing up that the charges being "dropped" doesn't qualify him as innocent— Instead, we get a fellow degenerate feeding into obvious delusions and being too much of a pussy to ask anything substantial. I'm sure Luke is very happy about the views he's getting from this, which was the obvious purpose, as is always with Chris.

Luke being so placid about Chris' delusions, trying to play into them by saying "anything is possible" is incredible. Someone get this man an award for outstanding journalism! :medallion:
 
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Empowered by a 5 o Clock shadow, Chris pointed toward his moobs as his proof that he's "transgender". Chris admits that he's bisexual and likes it both ways @Marvin. Whip it out, guys.

Luke tries to claim that KF has a vendetta against Chris and is painting him as both retarded and mentally unstable. Chris denies these claims, burps, and proceeds to make faces as if he's about to ejaculate.

Chris stutters and brings up his TDS. Chris has become super incoherent, like brain damage from LSD incoherent.

Chris defends the ideaguys.


Chris was reading off something when denying Barb rape, claiming that it was all roleplaying except we know he was trying to confess to Null for social proof.
 
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Enoch Emery said:
I am shocked at how much better this dude Lucas has gotten at passing as a woman lmao. (How much money did that cost?) But creepy amount of smiling wtf. Stop smiling so much.
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Using digital face filters/heavy makeup can help the tranny a tad bit, Lucas still looks like an alien tho.
 
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Aside from Chris talking about Isabella (Something that wasn’t even asked about) what a boring interview, no questions about Praetor or the only question anyone cares about (Flutter) or asking Chris if he still believes he’s a 21 year old who never ages or part Sonichu or anything other than softball questions.
 
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