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Kenneth "Wind" Spaziani is a man who wears many hats. At first glance, Kenny advertises himself as professional eSports player, CEO of an eSports league, video game coach, Guinness World Record holder in the game field, and a very talented musician who was signed to a major record label. In fact, he even released a music video in 2009. If you have not yet watched the masterpiece that is "The Maze", you are missing out on the experience of a lifetime.
The truth about Kenneth Spaziani is a little bit more complicated than that. In order to be a professional at something, you need to actually be making money. He has lied about every sponsorship he had; except for possibly NVidia, who dropped him and told him he could not use the @WindNVidia3D Twitter account. His eSports business, while listed on Yelp, is nothing more than his room in his parent's house. His relationship with the gaming community is notoriously terrible (archive), and is a renowned user of aimbots and cheats. He has also found himself banned from Quake Champions, where he can no longer compete in his game of choice. It probably comes as no shock that he was never signed to Atlantic Records. Also, "The Maze" was supposed to have a much fuller video, complete with a sex scene with a model who ignored all his emails.
Kenny attended Full Sail University, but found himself in a lot of legal trouble in Florida. The icing on that cake was the arrest for stealing a baby stroller. The mugshot from said arrest is truly a beautiful thing. It should come as no surprise that drugs feature heavily into Kenny's life. More about that will be discussed later. His mother, the lovely Debora Spaziani, helped clean up the mess he found himself in, and Kenny was forced to leave Full Sail. It was decided by his father, Ray Spaziani, that Kenneth was not meant for higher education. Ken's LinkedIn states otherwise, listing multiple post graduate degrees. The theme of Ken and his tenuous grip on reality is very apparent here. Also, he left his mom with the $80,000 student loan debt like the wonderful son he is. Also, speaking of drugs, he's a pretty big fan of making interstate drug deals over Facebook Messenger.
Yes, Kenneth Spaziani does still live with his mom and dad at nearly 30 years old. His only source of real income is PayPal payments from his mother. All of his sponsored products he received are apparently products stolen by his mom from the grocery store she manages. In one of the more revealing events recently, Kenny stole his dad's information to apply for a credit card and buy the $8000 gaming beast that he owns today. What's really cool about this situation is that his dad was fighting cancer at the time. The situation between Kenneth, Debora, and father Ray became so tense that Ray resorted to urinating in bottles and jugs in his room to avoid coming out to deal with his son. Truly a functional family.
The largest facet of Kenny's little shut in world is his profound addiction to video gaming, and live streaming video games. The man (and I use the term man extremely loosely) is the proud CEO of an eSports venture called Accelerated Evolution. Accelerated Evolution has been in existence for over 10 years now (as evidenced by this 2008 post of getting arrested). In spite of what Kenny says, the only constant in Accelerated Evolution seems to be Kenny himself. Considering Kenny's practice of making alts and socks religiously to back him up, it would be very hard to gauge and accurate tally of people in his fraudulent gaming team. Accelerated Evolution, and Kenneth Spaziani by extension, has lied about nearly every sponsorship claimed. He claimed to have chosen Diet Mountain Dew as a sponsor when Pepsi-Cola courted him for sponsorship. He backed up this claim by showing off random soda bottles with white labels saying "DO NOT RESELL", claiming they were secret Mountain Dew formulas to test. Even when he almost had a real sponsorship in his hands, he fucked it up by saying that he was worried it would conflict with his Mountain Dew and Monster sponsorships?
Seriously, you want to see this. Especially where he sockpuppet's as his mom in the comments.
Also, did I mention that Accelerated Evolution likes to rip off and disappoint teenagers?
After reading the above paragraph, it would probably not shock the reader to mention that he has been a slightly unpopular figure in the gaming community for years. A stroll through the comments on many of his YouTube videos feature plenty of people throwing out accusations of cheats and mods. While Kenny may be such a great gamer that he can truly win by just staring at the wall and prefiring, this is likely not the case. These actions over the years have led to him being banned and kicked out of many a fine gaming e-venue (archive).
Most importantly, Kenneth is a dedicated live streamer, because why the shit would he not be? Live streaming him playing games poorly fits his narcissism to a T. After having been booted from such standards as Mixer and Twitch, he decided to make his home at DLive under 2 channels, aeWinD and AcceleratedEvolution. His streams basically follow the formula of: having a man drugged out of his mind who looks like a pre-op tranny vaping his face off, and mushmouthing everything that comes to mind. As for his chat? Expect to find himself in his chat channel with multiple socks of his complimenting him on his abysmally shitty gameplay skills.
As for DLive, and Kenny itself, Kenny takes a lot of pride in DLive supposedly being blockchain and cryptocurrency based. As of this writing, Kenneth "Wind" Spaziani has earned roughly $479 dollars for his countless hours of hard streaming work. He actually claims the lemons, ice creams, and diamonds he receives is income. Kenny takes the whole thing extremely seriously, even claiming his ex-girlfriend giving a lemon to an Ethan Ralph hate restreamer. was "funding the alt-right". Don't let such things as Kenny donating 69x that amount to the same stream get in the way of his accusations, however. Kenny is in the midst of an extremely important battle with Nazis on DLive, and has had many of the DLive moderation community bend to his will. Please watch the below video. It is of paramount importance.
"Emily, Do you want to kill more Muslims, Emily? The fuck is wrong with you?"
Now, you may be asking about his music. He records under the name of Galexia (archive). If you have not heard of Galexia (archive), then you're doing something wrong in life. He was signed to Atlantic Records by the age of 16. His debut album went gold. And Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys wanted to record with him. If you want to know what's in his recording studio, go here (archive). A quick total of the cost of his gear puts it in the neighborhood of 60-70,000 dollars. With all the time and money that he has put into his music, one would still wonder how it could be so objectively shitty and soulless (archive). Although Kenny is not good at taking criticism, he gets extremely defensive when you bring up his music. He gets more offended by critiques of his music than asking him why he makes his father use piss jugs in fear.
If all this were not bad enough, there's two things that just really push Kenny into the world of pure shittiness. The first one is a little thing that people like to call stolen valor. The DM's in the spoiler continue, where he makes many more references to being a Marine. The sources that provided much information for the thread claimed he has no proof of military service, and he does not appear on the Purple Heart Roll of Honor. Given his penchant for self-promotion, it is quite odd that he is not on the registry. The first video is him posing with his grandfather's WWII trinkets, claiming they are his. For reference, his grandfather is below. Click on the picture to see his Purple Heart registry.
Last but not least, there is the following:
While Kenneth Spaziani had a failed thread presented here already, newer research has turned up endless amounts of information. The amount of content available on Kenny is truly suffocating. This introductory post only serves as a taste into the world of Wind. As befitting of a man who sends his women pictures of his own shit in the toilet to flirt with them, the milk contained in these utters could last for decades.
Postscript: One of the best parts of Kenneth Spaziani is the things he unintentially drops. For instance, the video below. At one point, he gives away the password to his Twitter and Facebook on livestream. All videos relevant to this thread have been saved and available for archive.
The truth about Kenneth Spaziani is a little bit more complicated than that. In order to be a professional at something, you need to actually be making money. He has lied about every sponsorship he had; except for possibly NVidia, who dropped him and told him he could not use the @WindNVidia3D Twitter account. His eSports business, while listed on Yelp, is nothing more than his room in his parent's house. His relationship with the gaming community is notoriously terrible (archive), and is a renowned user of aimbots and cheats. He has also found himself banned from Quake Champions, where he can no longer compete in his game of choice. It probably comes as no shock that he was never signed to Atlantic Records. Also, "The Maze" was supposed to have a much fuller video, complete with a sex scene with a model who ignored all his emails.
Kenny attended Full Sail University, but found himself in a lot of legal trouble in Florida. The icing on that cake was the arrest for stealing a baby stroller. The mugshot from said arrest is truly a beautiful thing. It should come as no surprise that drugs feature heavily into Kenny's life. More about that will be discussed later. His mother, the lovely Debora Spaziani, helped clean up the mess he found himself in, and Kenny was forced to leave Full Sail. It was decided by his father, Ray Spaziani, that Kenneth was not meant for higher education. Ken's LinkedIn states otherwise, listing multiple post graduate degrees. The theme of Ken and his tenuous grip on reality is very apparent here. Also, he left his mom with the $80,000 student loan debt like the wonderful son he is. Also, speaking of drugs, he's a pretty big fan of making interstate drug deals over Facebook Messenger.
Yes, Kenneth Spaziani does still live with his mom and dad at nearly 30 years old. His only source of real income is PayPal payments from his mother. All of his sponsored products he received are apparently products stolen by his mom from the grocery store she manages. In one of the more revealing events recently, Kenny stole his dad's information to apply for a credit card and buy the $8000 gaming beast that he owns today. What's really cool about this situation is that his dad was fighting cancer at the time. The situation between Kenneth, Debora, and father Ray became so tense that Ray resorted to urinating in bottles and jugs in his room to avoid coming out to deal with his son. Truly a functional family.
The largest facet of Kenny's little shut in world is his profound addiction to video gaming, and live streaming video games. The man (and I use the term man extremely loosely) is the proud CEO of an eSports venture called Accelerated Evolution. Accelerated Evolution has been in existence for over 10 years now (as evidenced by this 2008 post of getting arrested). In spite of what Kenny says, the only constant in Accelerated Evolution seems to be Kenny himself. Considering Kenny's practice of making alts and socks religiously to back him up, it would be very hard to gauge and accurate tally of people in his fraudulent gaming team. Accelerated Evolution, and Kenneth Spaziani by extension, has lied about nearly every sponsorship claimed. He claimed to have chosen Diet Mountain Dew as a sponsor when Pepsi-Cola courted him for sponsorship. He backed up this claim by showing off random soda bottles with white labels saying "DO NOT RESELL", claiming they were secret Mountain Dew formulas to test. Even when he almost had a real sponsorship in his hands, he fucked it up by saying that he was worried it would conflict with his Mountain Dew and Monster sponsorships?
Also, did I mention that Accelerated Evolution likes to rip off and disappoint teenagers?
After reading the above paragraph, it would probably not shock the reader to mention that he has been a slightly unpopular figure in the gaming community for years. A stroll through the comments on many of his YouTube videos feature plenty of people throwing out accusations of cheats and mods. While Kenny may be such a great gamer that he can truly win by just staring at the wall and prefiring, this is likely not the case. These actions over the years have led to him being banned and kicked out of many a fine gaming e-venue (archive).
Most importantly, Kenneth is a dedicated live streamer, because why the shit would he not be? Live streaming him playing games poorly fits his narcissism to a T. After having been booted from such standards as Mixer and Twitch, he decided to make his home at DLive under 2 channels, aeWinD and AcceleratedEvolution. His streams basically follow the formula of: having a man drugged out of his mind who looks like a pre-op tranny vaping his face off, and mushmouthing everything that comes to mind. As for his chat? Expect to find himself in his chat channel with multiple socks of his complimenting him on his abysmally shitty gameplay skills.
As for DLive, and Kenny itself, Kenny takes a lot of pride in DLive supposedly being blockchain and cryptocurrency based. As of this writing, Kenneth "Wind" Spaziani has earned roughly $479 dollars for his countless hours of hard streaming work. He actually claims the lemons, ice creams, and diamonds he receives is income. Kenny takes the whole thing extremely seriously, even claiming his ex-girlfriend giving a lemon to an Ethan Ralph hate restreamer. was "funding the alt-right". Don't let such things as Kenny donating 69x that amount to the same stream get in the way of his accusations, however. Kenny is in the midst of an extremely important battle with Nazis on DLive, and has had many of the DLive moderation community bend to his will. Please watch the below video. It is of paramount importance.
Now, you may be asking about his music. He records under the name of Galexia (archive). If you have not heard of Galexia (archive), then you're doing something wrong in life. He was signed to Atlantic Records by the age of 16. His debut album went gold. And Brian Wilson of the Beach Boys wanted to record with him. If you want to know what's in his recording studio, go here (archive). A quick total of the cost of his gear puts it in the neighborhood of 60-70,000 dollars. With all the time and money that he has put into his music, one would still wonder how it could be so objectively shitty and soulless (archive). Although Kenny is not good at taking criticism, he gets extremely defensive when you bring up his music. He gets more offended by critiques of his music than asking him why he makes his father use piss jugs in fear.
If all this were not bad enough, there's two things that just really push Kenny into the world of pure shittiness. The first one is a little thing that people like to call stolen valor. The DM's in the spoiler continue, where he makes many more references to being a Marine. The sources that provided much information for the thread claimed he has no proof of military service, and he does not appear on the Purple Heart Roll of Honor. Given his penchant for self-promotion, it is quite odd that he is not on the registry. The first video is him posing with his grandfather's WWII trinkets, claiming they are his. For reference, his grandfather is below. Click on the picture to see his Purple Heart registry.
Last but not least, there is the following:
While Kenneth Spaziani had a failed thread presented here already, newer research has turned up endless amounts of information. The amount of content available on Kenny is truly suffocating. This introductory post only serves as a taste into the world of Wind. As befitting of a man who sends his women pictures of his own shit in the toilet to flirt with them, the milk contained in these utters could last for decades.
Name: Kenneth Joseph Spaziani
Date of Birth: 2-8-1989
Address: 169 Christian Circle, Orange, CT 06477 (CT Voter Record - Archive)
Phone Number: 1-203-654-6365
YouTube Channels 1, 2, 3
DLive
Facebook (Archive)
Twitter (Archive)
Myspace (Archive)
Instagram (Private)
Galexia Forum (Archive)
Steam (Archive)
Date of Birth: 2-8-1989
Address: 169 Christian Circle, Orange, CT 06477 (CT Voter Record - Archive)
Phone Number: 1-203-654-6365
YouTube Channels 1, 2, 3
DLive
Facebook (Archive)
Twitter (Archive)
Myspace (Archive)
Instagram (Private)
Galexia Forum (Archive)
Steam (Archive)
Postscript: One of the best parts of Kenneth Spaziani is the things he unintentially drops. For instance, the video below. At one point, he gives away the password to his Twitter and Facebook on livestream. All videos relevant to this thread have been saved and available for archive.
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