Well well well, what do we have here?
Ok let's get this show on the road please start pouring me a Manhattan a martini and possible a bleach on the rocks.
Kent's looking a bit better with his beard and button down shirt. I dig the hat Kent (inb4 powerlevel)
Kent lets us know he's back it's been a busy week in the week long hiatus, good and bad has happened. It's been about 50/50, he won't get into his personal life too much. When it comes to women, fuck just kill me.... he's gonna move on, the women he was talking to he's gonna find new girls. It's all he can do.
His main focus is to make money, trying to get where he wants to be, focus 2 is women. He has been getting things in order lately. He's in a new car because his normal car is in the shop, he has a rental. (Kent girls like a guy who can fix his own car) This past weekend was H-ween. He was very depressed. He had to call to reach out to someone his depression was that bad. He needed help but wasn't suicidal before his week off. A troll said he was suicidal.
The day before Halloween the 31st... god damn Kent. He didn't sleep well. He needed sleeping pills. Now to the good, he's got a second job he won't say where he will be working, he doesn't want trolls to call in where he will work at. The trolls will try to get him fired. You know how trolls are. A second job will let him put more money in his pocket to put things in order.
There are billions and billions and billions of women, and he's just gonna ....uh.... he's just gonna make his money and live his life. Do what he wants to do and buy what he wants. It's his money so he'll spend how he wants. One of the companies he applied to gave him a call back and interviewed him, it went really good. No Kent it went well. He's trying to stack money as he snaps his fingers.
Around new years a little less than two months he'll go back to Seattle. He's sure he can do this. Things have been 50/50 though, his depression was caused by a woman having a boy friend. Clearly she's a whore and should die. This made Kent spiral so bad he could not sleep. He stayed up to the sun rise, this means it was over night. He looked at his ceiling laying on his bed. When he found out she had a boyfriend she also lives with him. Kent just doesn't know man... He's sad forget it and he will be his friend (ie wait around hope the dude leaves picture) 8:35 we got first "time of the day". Kent struggles with numbers, there are 8 billion people 8 billion women, half of people are women more women than men.
The guy dating this girl buys her steak dinner and cooks for her. this makes kent feel super bad, because he's a good guy. It made Kent Jealous, really... to a degree. Make of that what you would. He felt sadness anger jealous all mixed together. He felt like he got stabbed in front of him with a cutco™ knife. He is keeping it real admitting this. He's getting over it to the point he makes youtube videos. This other guy is JUST like Kent. He buys her steak and sushi and cooks for her. Kent is sure he's a better cook. I thought he's a nice guy Kent why hating?
There are tons, well not millions, well not in the US but there are billions of women, but in the US millions. I'm SO lost Kent. At least one will give him the time of the day, something rarer than moon rocks. He's got more income that's a plus. Most of us miss Kent, he doesn't want us to think he's back permanently. This is an update that's all. After his time off, he started getting really depressed. One of these girls got a new boy friend. He "liketied" her. It made Kent upset this man is good to her and she's happy. He's mostly over it, he'll talk to other women. He talked to one of the 24 hour phone shrinks. It was a hotline. He said he wasn't suicidal. He told them all his peers were dating he's single. I can't help of thinking Moe from the Simpsons getting blocked from suicide hotline. This shrink says this is common and they understand.
He's set on making money to go back to magic happy land and buying more hats. Putting more things on his wish list, these are things he likes.
This is what's been going on. He's still fighting off his depression, living the struggle. He's not dead. He isn't sure if this is officially back, you can consider him back if you want. He's hoping to have his car back end of the week, and all that stuff. He got into a little wreck, someone hit him. Oh my glad Kent is ok! Wrecks are not fun.
He thanks us for watching and closes out.
