Do my eyes play tricks? Is that Peyote really working? Was I slipped a roofie again and dreamed of our little Kent try?
Nope. It's real, and it's happening. Here we go with the blow by blow of Update By Kent. (a fragrance for her, available at Macy's and other fine retailers)
Kent is unshaven and opens do you want to know why they call me Kent-try cocking his head in a victory pose. Because I try. I try hard at everything I do everything I want in life I try. I try I try that's my line MINE. This is Kent with a new YT video. I got a new hat the bulls hat it's a 2016 draft hat. In any event though, it's been a week and a half a lot of people hundreds are wondering maybe thousands. In past two years I've made youtube videos. Thousands of people wonder, what happened? How did it go what's up with Kent.
Well me making this I'll tell you what's going on. Things are good. Real good, I uh I went uh real good I wanted to share, I've been seeing what people saying calling me a liar. I never lie, so how would you know what happened on the date and didn't happen on the date? You weren't there. So don't assumptions they are stupid little ones. No one knows what happened. I say the truth. It went good, we are talking a lot the girl and I face time a lot talking flirting and stuff.
We hung out we did. We walked on the Marina where I like to chill. We walked there we held hands and stuff she's taller than me she's real tall. I'm a short guy. She accepts me for who I was. She gave me time of day you know what I'm saying? Yea, Shes taller and you know me and here were holding hands and walking and like it's rare now a days with a short guy and tall girl people were looking a lot of people where there hanging. You know at that day? We went walking people were looking. She asked why? He said it's rare to see a tall girl with a short guy. Normally other way, it's very unique (you can't modify the word unique) it's for women who date short men.
This shows she's not shallow. We hung out and walked and laughed we had a good time and sat down. i took her home, ya'll know I can't wait to share this. I got my Apollo Cruise you know the Apollo the Wrestler? But um, uh... I kissed her. I kissed her man I was driving her home before I picked her up I cleaned my car. Gotta have things clean when you take a girl out. You gotta be clean and fresh you know? (bull shit I mostly pick up women smelling like J&B and piss, sometimes vomit) I washed my car shined it up. Put freshener in it. You know? Did what I had to do. I cleaned myself up yes I wore a hat.
Me wearing hats doesn't bother her. (how cute a security blanket of a too big hat with his fucking name on it. That could push a 16 year old girls vag into menopause ffs) She was fine with if she wasn't she would say something. She likes how I dress. She told me. I am not lying about that. She likes how I match colors. She really likes me for who I am feel me? At the time we hung out and got done talking and a walk. I kissed her. In the lips. In the lips I got my first kiss, it felt good. Real good. It made me happy I finally kissed a girl her lips are soft, goodness. I like her I really do. I dropped her off. She kissed me man. (Good for you Kent not all of us drunkenly make out in stair wells oh..) We kissed she gave me a kiss.
That was real cool I'll never forget that I'll remember it my whole life I swear. I'm happy. I'm real happy. And and and, reason why I haven't been uploading I'm hanging out and talk to her. Starting this week, she's busy, she's got stuff in her life too. You know? We will hang out next week. She's got stuff next week to take care of. I just backed up off her gave her space, I'm not trying to be needy. I left her alone for a few days. Called to check in she's doing good, she's just busy. I was checking in, I told her I was checking in and you were on my mind. When someone is on my mind, I call them and check up you know how I do? I care. I care about her. I care about her.
Yea I did kiss her and we will hang out next week, I will bring her here I'll order pizza we will hang out, you know get pizza and just have fun some fun. Spend some time together. You already know what's going to happen when I hang out with her, (he sips kool aid) Once I'm hanging with her. The S word, sex. She did some other stuff too when we were face timing. She said not to tell so I won't share it. I want to uh, uh. Respect our privacy. (you just said she did something online Kent threw the mrs under the bus) It's our bidnezz. Things been going good. This past week and a half been good not bad. People made assumptions.
Saying something bad happened there are those people thinking negative hoping I failed. People who so called support me and say they do support me and say you got this Kent hope I win. On youtube they do this. Deep down they want you to lose. They want you to fail. How I feel. A few people one min support next hating (Jamil.) So you are with me or don't support me. People on YT are a trip period. I was gone did you miss me? You missed me, you wondered where Kent is at? Ive been good took a break another thing working a lot a lot of hours. I've been not having time like that. I've been trying to stay busy. That's what I've been doing you feel me? Do you? It's like you don't.
You know why they call me Kent Try? Because I try at everything I do everything I want in life. I try. Me and this girl, she's accepted me for who I am we kissed and held hands we did all this. I see a future. She's a pretty girl very pretty a lot of dudes will try to talk to her and holler because she's pretty. I don't think about that. I think about the positive. His cough returns. Another reason I've been gone is my bad cough, I have a bad one. It's not as bad been taking robotussin. My cough has suppressed a lot.
As you can see I've been doing coughing because I had a cold. One thing I don't like is being sick. I can't stand being sick I don't like feeling having a cold as for my health I'll take more vitamins so I can be healthy. If I take vitamins I won't be getting sick anymore. You feel me? I'm good. Other than that me and ole girl going well she has things so I gave her space I checked in on her. Her Bday is next month less than uhh a few weeks away. I'm like I might do something for her bday I'll figure it out now. You know? I'm doing good. Real good. I'm glad, she didn't, um, uh, flake out on me.
Give me a fake number or lied about someone else. she didn't do that. She likes me for who I am. She likes how I dress and she said I was cute. She's pretty she's beautiful really. Man. But uh she's cool I like her I really do. You guys wanted an update and know what happend? We went walking. We held hands and kissed simple as that. That was my date we didn't go out to eat. We went to the Marina and held hands and kissed. On the first date. We hung out what we did. I'm good I'm real good. I'm real good. But um, you know what they say? A mans gotta do what a mans gotta do? You feel me?
Now you guys after a week and a half see my face again and know what happened. Any one who feels negative isn't a real supporter isn't a real support and want me to fail. Even people in TFL. If I can get a woman, so can you. Goes to list the Kentosphere. All you gotta do is try. They call me Kent Try I try hard anything I want I try. You know why they call me Kent try? That's my line and yes I repeat it, it's my line!!! Haters are going to hate. I want to tell Savvy guy Brandon Jamil Big Blob Calvin and Inifite one all the TFLers, all you gotta do is try all you can do. I was TFL I guess you don't consider me TFL anymore.
That's ok, but I still got a woman though. I've wanted this moment for a real long time. That's what happened. You can get women. You have to be in public more, I haven't been at my job before I met my girl I wasn't working wasn't there a month for the time I already got a phone number. So um find a job you know you will be happy at. Find a job where women are at. You know? I promise someone will give you something time of day won't be like rest of women who are full of themselves. Stuck up and shallow.
Things going good for me I'm cool I'm safe healthy and working I'm making money and saving, I'm doing good on my end. Yea I kissed a girl I feel so much more accepted. Since I kissed her, we kissed. I feel like someone likes me. She kissed me because she likes me. (start drinking Kent you'll kiss a lot of girls who don't even like you as a human) I'm happy man. I'm happy. Don't get me wrong I have dark days and have depression, people think this cures depression, no it doesn't. I have it still. To be honest. To be really honest and tell you the truth. She does as well , she does. (Ok, sorry if this is real and being she seems a Mary Sue of Kent this is a huge breach of trust and fuck Kent she has literally every right to drop your ass for that, I've been silly on the comments but that's not cool).
I said maybe hang out with me and you'll feel better she thought so. She has stuff, I have stuff in my life. We are in this together. We can fight this. She has depression. Me and her are together fighting the struggle. I may have a down day she may or vice versa. I really feel, that's kinda how we connect a bit. She told me problems. I told her mine I was just being honest I got nothing to hide. You know? That's all I gotta say I wanted to make this video, give an update how I'm doing where I been I'm cool I've been getting hours went out with girl kissed held hands and everything. I've been good. Sad to say about the Golden state warriors we lost. But I kinda wanted the cavs to win.
Now Cleveland curse is over now they have a championship. Now we will do good next year win it for sure Curry Thompson Barnes all those guys will get more rings in the future for sure. All I can say, a loss is a loss. Anyways I'm closing it out things are good on my end things are good I'm happy thanks for watching time for foot ball! Now basketball is over time for foot ball thanks for watching peace.
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my thoughts. Kent has made a Mrs. Mary Sue I'm sad to think it or say it but well I lack any other way to sum how how this comes out, it's one of his longer videos but do treat yourself to watching it all. A part of me is quite saddened if I'm right and this is not real. It just doesn't add up at all. How do you go from talking literally 5 hours a day to a date and then not talking? I won't expand and save debate for other posts but this video to me screams, this isn't real and that's kinda a shame.
