Oh man this is his worse outfit.... (powerlevel, I needed to pour a cup of tea and a scotch before I started this so bear with me) Also I wonder if the prerecord is honest or not.
Kent says this won't be a vent, it'll be a story. Well good thing I have uppers and downers to keep me equalized during his tale.
Kent liked a hispanic female, mexican. He got them digits, and were texting. She told Kent he's not cute, unattrative, and ugly that looked like a dog. Odd to list in that order. He reminds you hispanic women have wronged him. It hurted (sic) Kent's feelings. I'll take Kent's side for this, that's pretty cold.
And there goes pity, she's just another typical female. All women are stuck up shallow and arrogant. It bothered Kent for months and he wondered why she was cruel when he asked her out.
3:27 first "time of the day". Kent's failed with all races of women, because they are the same, not Filipino though, ask your buddy Jamil Kent. Females treat him poorly because it's 2015... and now Kent explains this happened years ago. Kent follows her on social media because that's not creepy.... And another class act Kent says it's ok because she's fat now and got a kid. Girl says no as a teen and acts out, so it's good she's a fat implied single Mom.
Women shouldn't mistreat women and Dr. Kent PhD informs us women are cold blooded, like lobsters. Kent just had a flash back because of this so he needed to share this video. I once got shot down by a girl Kent, I call those guys who went to D-Day losers because they got a gal back home. Kent again with some pride rubs in this woman's harsh life. She doesn't remember Kent. Kent shook his head at her because whole list of problems women are.
To be fair, being a parent really is more done in life than hating women from high school. Kent restates he gets flash blacks so it's ok how he acts.
Normal guys get g/fs, yes they do Kent you aren't Normal though. When they were texting they also talked on the phone. Kent felt they had good talks on the phone. Kent's "so called" friend who was Mexican, who was very two faced he probably thinks he cocked blocked him. So races stick together in your perfect world Kent? Said Mexican friend was dating this girl's twin sister whom we later learn is identical. If anything this dude probably tried to cock guide Kent and he nuked his own chances. One day Kent his Mexican friend and the two girls hung at her house no parents. Kent's scum bag friend showed affection to his girl friend. Kent thinks his friend set this up for the lulz.
Kent refuses to admit his dick is drier than the desert by anything he does. Her calling him ugly was a harsh rejection, ok I'l give him that she was pretty cruel to lead him on and more so rip on him for his looks, no one chooses to be born with a booty head.
13:35 reminded the flashbacks really effect him. There's a long pause, and back to KKKent about all races of women are trash. Women not showing him romantic love show him nothing. He's got no concept of platonic friendships. Kent now states his mexican friend "threw him under the bus" as fact.
If a woman ever mistreats Kent again he's gonna shake it off. He doesn't want to make a scene, he'll humble himself. So I'm more than willing to bet he went full autism. If people treat you bad walk away...just walk away and leave it in the past
@TJ1000 take note. Now he says anyone bullied can't forget it. People who tell you to get over it, can't have been bullied ever.
You know she lied about Kent being ugly because he knows and his subs know he's not. Kent says walk away more than Lord Hugmongus. He doesn't want to beat up anyone and going to jail over it. Good I don't want a 300lb benching man to kick my butt.
He ends with his friend was so called and he broke up with his girl. Dating isn't fair. They used to play video games.
Ok with Kent's temper and he is an awful liar, I'm really seeing it more so as Kent and Mexican buddy were friends, Mexican buddy gets himself a girl, and tried to hook up Kent. Kent blows it with girl, she probably is snarky as fuck to him he goes full sperg mode Kent trashes all the chances he had and his friendship. To be fair, high school is a breeding ground for drama so his story may be closer to true than my assumption.
Also I'm kinda proud of a few of my quips, if they ruin the reading please forgive me.