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- Mar 9, 2015
Damnit Kent is out pacing the catch up, here's his newest.
A little something someone asked me
Kent greets us his traditional way. Uh.. I want to make a video and share something something someone told me and uh uh they told me this I mean they asked me they don't tell me nothing they asked me something that made me some type of way. They asked me on Vday on Vday.. was it was two days ago? Two days ago. And um, They had asked me, I was working on Vday. People were buying stuff, flowers, mostly flowers.
I guess a lot of men are buying their girl or wife or there partner some partneter some flowers one of the guys I work with a manager a manager asked me and told me, wait they don't tell me anything. I mean asked me, excuse my english. They had asked me and said "Kent are you going to get your girl friend something for V-day? You should get your g/f some flowers. for V-day"
I looked at him and told him I don't have a girl friend man what are you talking about? I never ever had one. I told him. He said a nice looking man like yourself would have a girl friend. I told him you know I don't have a girl friend man. You know? Uh a lot of girls don't like me you know I was telling him this, and this is a manager at my work.
They asked me to get something for my girlfriend for v-day and then asked me if I had a girlfriend. I looked at him was like I don't have a girlfriend Never ever did. They looked at me, and said, you don't have a girl friend why don't you have a girl friend? I was like I told him, girls just don't like me a lot of women don't like me. That's what I told him.
I told him I do'nt know what it is, they don't like me. He just just just said I'm sorry man and walked away, and I went on to my work and kept doing my job. You know? It made me feel some type of way when people ask me to get my girl friend this or get her that. Esp on holidays like v-day. People say get g/f something. I look and say I don't have a girlfriend, I wish I did. I told a manager I wish I had a girlfriend I wish I did.
If I did I'd buy her a lot of flowers and candy, if she appreciates me, and the gifts I give em and stuff like that. But I know deep down if I buy a woman some gifts she will throw it in the trash all the flowers and teddy bears in trash shows how heartless, women are. You know? They just don't appreciate me, they are ungrateful, I'm speaking from experience, I am. I just wanted to make this video.
And share that you know ? You gonna get your girl something for v-day I don't have a girlfriend I said. I wish I had a girlfriend, girls just don't like me. He said I'm sorry and he walked away I wanted to share it that quick little story. It is what it is man, it is what it is. You know? So I it made me think when people see me in person people who don't know me, they they they um, they assume I have a girl friend for some reason.
And they say, and one of the managers at my job says a nice looking man like yourself? You should have a girlfriend I see nothing wrong with you, you are a nice person I don't see how you don't have a girlfriend. But women just don't like me, so I guess when I go out in public, people assume I have a girlfriend.
You know what I do? Throw my hands in the air and do what I'm doing all I can do man. I wanted to make this an share that, it made me feel some type of way man. All I gotta say I'm out.
tl;dw
Kent makes up a story
He was asked what he's doing for v-day
He tells his made up boss he's single
His boss goes on a rant about how Kent is great
Kent said women don't like him
His boss says women are wrong
Kent thinks everyone thinks he's great and with a girl
He doesn't like being single.
Oh man, this one is short and sweet, really nothing too funny till you step back and see how lie ridden and insane this is.
Again, Kent's "career job" story changes. He has customers and a manager and his coworkers are now nice to him, and he's working in the day time. All things he has claimed he's not doing as of a week ago.
So why is this so funny? He made ALL of this up. The way his boss interacts with him also shows Kent is so socially off, he can't even make a conversation up with out sounding weird. Seriously let's play devils advocate and Kent's career job just last week shifted him to day shift. How in a few days would the manager know Kent is a good person, smart, good looking and honest? A manager has shit to do, not study Kent. Also more so if someone says they are single, who'd spend all that time kissing their ass?
Let's also pretend, you are trying to make small talk with the new guy, Hey new guy what's your v-day plan? I'm single girls don't like me it's bull shit... anyone is gonna dip out ASAP, not sit there and entertain Kent's TFL ramblings and then pat him on the head.
It's very clear, this story is completely made up because the manager is whom Kent wants to be and the person Kent wants to be is ass patting Kent. To take the time to make something up this comical and shows a pathological liar status tenfold over.
If you want to tell a story that ends with "and they all stood up and clapped" you might need to learn how social interaction works, a tall tail is one thing this is just a flat out dumb and bad projection based lie.
Kent greets us his traditional way. Uh.. I want to make a video and share something something someone told me and uh uh they told me this I mean they asked me they don't tell me nothing they asked me something that made me some type of way. They asked me on Vday on Vday.. was it was two days ago? Two days ago. And um, They had asked me, I was working on Vday. People were buying stuff, flowers, mostly flowers.
I guess a lot of men are buying their girl or wife or there partner some partneter some flowers one of the guys I work with a manager a manager asked me and told me, wait they don't tell me anything. I mean asked me, excuse my english. They had asked me and said "Kent are you going to get your girl friend something for V-day? You should get your g/f some flowers. for V-day"
I looked at him and told him I don't have a girl friend man what are you talking about? I never ever had one. I told him. He said a nice looking man like yourself would have a girl friend. I told him you know I don't have a girl friend man. You know? Uh a lot of girls don't like me you know I was telling him this, and this is a manager at my work.
They asked me to get something for my girlfriend for v-day and then asked me if I had a girlfriend. I looked at him was like I don't have a girlfriend Never ever did. They looked at me, and said, you don't have a girl friend why don't you have a girl friend? I was like I told him, girls just don't like me a lot of women don't like me. That's what I told him.
I told him I do'nt know what it is, they don't like me. He just just just said I'm sorry man and walked away, and I went on to my work and kept doing my job. You know? It made me feel some type of way when people ask me to get my girl friend this or get her that. Esp on holidays like v-day. People say get g/f something. I look and say I don't have a girlfriend, I wish I did. I told a manager I wish I had a girlfriend I wish I did.
If I did I'd buy her a lot of flowers and candy, if she appreciates me, and the gifts I give em and stuff like that. But I know deep down if I buy a woman some gifts she will throw it in the trash all the flowers and teddy bears in trash shows how heartless, women are. You know? They just don't appreciate me, they are ungrateful, I'm speaking from experience, I am. I just wanted to make this video.
And share that you know ? You gonna get your girl something for v-day I don't have a girlfriend I said. I wish I had a girlfriend, girls just don't like me. He said I'm sorry and he walked away I wanted to share it that quick little story. It is what it is man, it is what it is. You know? So I it made me think when people see me in person people who don't know me, they they they um, they assume I have a girl friend for some reason.
And they say, and one of the managers at my job says a nice looking man like yourself? You should have a girlfriend I see nothing wrong with you, you are a nice person I don't see how you don't have a girlfriend. But women just don't like me, so I guess when I go out in public, people assume I have a girlfriend.
You know what I do? Throw my hands in the air and do what I'm doing all I can do man. I wanted to make this an share that, it made me feel some type of way man. All I gotta say I'm out.
tl;dw
Kent makes up a story
He was asked what he's doing for v-day
He tells his made up boss he's single
His boss goes on a rant about how Kent is great
Kent said women don't like him
His boss says women are wrong
Kent thinks everyone thinks he's great and with a girl
He doesn't like being single.
Oh man, this one is short and sweet, really nothing too funny till you step back and see how lie ridden and insane this is.
Again, Kent's "career job" story changes. He has customers and a manager and his coworkers are now nice to him, and he's working in the day time. All things he has claimed he's not doing as of a week ago.
So why is this so funny? He made ALL of this up. The way his boss interacts with him also shows Kent is so socially off, he can't even make a conversation up with out sounding weird. Seriously let's play devils advocate and Kent's career job just last week shifted him to day shift. How in a few days would the manager know Kent is a good person, smart, good looking and honest? A manager has shit to do, not study Kent. Also more so if someone says they are single, who'd spend all that time kissing their ass?
Let's also pretend, you are trying to make small talk with the new guy, Hey new guy what's your v-day plan? I'm single girls don't like me it's bull shit... anyone is gonna dip out ASAP, not sit there and entertain Kent's TFL ramblings and then pat him on the head.
It's very clear, this story is completely made up because the manager is whom Kent wants to be and the person Kent wants to be is ass patting Kent. To take the time to make something up this comical and shows a pathological liar status tenfold over.
If you want to tell a story that ends with "and they all stood up and clapped" you might need to learn how social interaction works, a tall tail is one thing this is just a flat out dumb and bad projection based lie.
