42 minutes.
42 FUCKING MINUTES!!!
EDIT: Here's some highlights.
Again, no usual intro. Kent's mixing up his hat style, for a change by wearing it crookedly.
00:30- Kent wanted to make a part 2 to "2015 Females," but "never really had the time." I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a job, so what could he possibly have been doing?
01:15- Kent hopes that the girl from his church is not stuck up and with a "bad nasty attitude" like the rest of the females in 2015.
01:42- He's not going to get his hopes up because he feels that if he gets his hopes up and gets rejected, his feelings will be hurt.
02:50ish- All Kent wants is her phone number, so that he can get to know her and see if she has "a good head on her shoulders." If she does, then he will ask her out.
03:40- Kent won't date just any woman. She's got to have a good head on her shoulders, and not be cocky or conceited.
04:20ish- Kent said that all women are the same, regardless of ethnicity. In order for him to take that back, the church girl will have to prove to him that she's not like the rest of them.
06:10- Kent starts tripping over his words a lot
06:25- Women will give out their phone number to some guy who will want to go out and be "a wannabe thug or a criminal," but not "a normal guy that has a good head on his shoulders, and personality." We may not think Kent has a good personality, but we don't know him.
07:20- Kent unironically says "I'm not a sheeple." He really loves that word, doesn't he?
08:15- Kent lives in a very multicultural area with "all races," but women only want stereotypical black men.
09:45- People tell Kent to be himself, and that women will find him attractive and give him the time of the day. Kent feels that being himself isn't enough.
10:43- Despite women claiming to want "nice guys," they'll throw it back in their faces that they're "too nice." He acknowledges that he's mainly making this video to vent.
11:49- You can do the best that you can to impress this female, but it's never good enough. Kent says that he's a victim, because he's tried this.
(Note: If Kent wants a girlfriend so bad, why doesn't he just act like one of these "thugs" he talks down, since they're apparently the only ones who can get girlfriends)
14:05- Women are shallow and superficial mostly where Kent lives. We can "look him dead in his eye," he's not just talking about black girls. He's been rejected by white, Asian, and Hispanic girls, too. Kent feels that Asian girls in particular play too many mind games. He mentions that when he had his old YouTube, and was put in the hospital for attempting suicide, there was a Filipino girl that he liked there. They exchanged phone numbers, and she was discharged before Kent was. After Kent was discharged, they would text, but when Kent would want to FaceTime with her, she'd always have an excuse not to. Proving that he can't let go, he's still following her on Instagram.
18:35- Women will take hours to text Kent back, but they'll be active on Facebook or Instagram. "You get where I'm comin' from? You guys get where I'm comin' from? You know what I'm sayin'? Do you know what I'm sayin'? Some of you guys may know what I'm sayin'."
19:38- When 2016 comes, "ain't nothin' gonna change." Why does Kent feel the need to point this out? Things rarely just completely change just like that. Also, it's not going to change because Kent is completely unable to stop and think, "you know, maybe I'M the problem?" He says it'll be the same as 2013 through '15, because he's never had success with women. That seems kind of like an odd generalization, because if all women were indeed like that, then logic would dictate that no other man would have a girlfriend either.
20:33- Kent says "and here's the thing that gets on my last nerve," and then immediately forgets what he was going to say. After a couple seconds, he remembers that it was that "they beat around the bush too much." Kent starts talking about how they give out their phone numbers to guys they're not interested in...then stops in mid-sentence to turn his laptop on for no reason.
23:25- Despite his hangup about swearing, Kent says that he's gotten "pissed off" about women giving him their numbers when they weren't interested in him. He's used that word before. It's weird that he'll use some swear words but not others.
23:58- Kent starts to get the hiccups, or as he calls them, "the he-cups." Unfortunately, it passes rather quickly. I think a video in which Kent tries to talk with the hiccups would be hilarious.
28:30ish- Although he knows it isn't true, Kent hates that it feels like everybody but him gets to experience romantic things. He wants to know why it seems as though he's the only person who's been rejected by women.
29:40- Kent speaks directly to viewers with a relationship, telling them that they are more accepted than he is.
30:30ish- Kent calls back to his previous video about "late bloomers." He says he refuses to be a late bloomer, then five seconds later says that he'll probably be one.
30:55- Kent hopes that he'll have gone on a date by the time he reaches his mid-twenties. He doesn't know what will happen if he doesn't, if he's even still alive. He feels that the older he gets, the worse he gets. That's probably true, actually. Still, though, there's still a distinct lack of Kent blaming himself for any of this. It's the women, and ONLY the women, who are at fault.
32:10- Kent stops mid-rant to draw attention to a "white thing" on his lips, but assures the viewer that they aren't chapped.
32:49- Back in the day, women used to appreciate nice guys, but in the present day, "it completely made a 360." Kent fails to realize that this would imply that women would STILL appreciate nice guys.
33:15- Kent does want to get married and have kids, but feels that the chance of that happening decreases as he gets older.
34:09- Kent tells people who call him a pussy or a faggot to "believe what you wanna believe, homedawg."
35:10- People tell him that it's not that hard to get a girlfriend. His response is to take a deep breath and ask "what in the blue hell are you sniffing?" There are tons of guys out there who are struggling to find a girlfriend (although, earlier Kent said that it felt like he was the only one who didn't have one). People who tell him it's not hard to get a girlfriend need to stop sniffing coke, glue, or "tree trunks."
37:00- Kent feels that he'll end up being with someone who's probably a decade older than him, because he's "mature for his age." He doesn't want to date women that much older than him, preferring to date women five years older at the most. He reminds us that a decade is ten years. wow Kent's such a math wiz!
(Note: In danger of power leveling here, but it's actually not a bad thing to date a girl that's a decade older; MY girlfriend's a decade older than me, and I couldn't be happier)
38:30- Kent again expresses "small percent hope" that the girl from the church isn't like other women, and says again that if she isn't then he'll take back what he said, right on video.
39:15- Kent realizes that he's almost at 40 minutes, and begins to close out the video...we've still got a little over 3 minutes left.
39:35- Not sure if he's ever given a description of this girl before, but he says now that she has long blonde hair and wears glasses too (while gesturing to where his glasses no longer are), and that she's about 3 years older than him.
41:10- He wants his first date to be a nice romantic dinner. He feels that a movie date is more of a "teenager" type of thing. He specifically names Applebee's, "Chevy's," which I've never heard of, Texas Roadhouse, but says that Red Lobster may be a little pricey.
