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I boycott Keurig because they make shit coffee. No politics involved.
For starters they don’t brew hot enough as per centuries of coffee tradition.
 
I thought the funniest part is the requirement that everyone throw rocks at the accused as soon as the accusations are made, and a refusal to do so makes you in league with the Devil--from the people who bitch about the Salem Witch Trials at every opportunity.

But. each to his own, amirite?

ETA: I am getting damn sick of the psychotic overreactions of all the whiny bitch-babies in this country. If these people would put a tenth of their rage over piddly shit to work against the people actually doing awful shit, we'd have a clean new slate in a week.
 
Now all these dumbfucks are going to have to either :
a) Buy a new Keurig
b) Drink cold brew coffee like a hipster retard.

When all along, if they were true Trump fans they'd be drinking Alex Jones' "Wake Up America Patriot Blend 100% Organic Coffee". Yet here they are, like oppressed filthy infidels drinking their communist Keurig.
 
These people are really huge fans of pedophilia, apparently.
HRC was last years example and Roy Moore is this years example. It doesn't matter which side they are on. Manufactured Heroes are a bad idea either way. The Salt Right autists don't care about the facts. As far as they are concerned Patriotic Conservative Upstanding Christian Gentleman Roy Moore, at least according to Bannon/Breitbart/Hannity /Ann Coulter Et cetera, is the victim of a Sustained Smear Campaign by the Vile MSM/Soros/GOP Establishment... At least according to Bannon/Breitbart/Hannity/Ann Coulter Et cetera. Remember kids. Don't deify someone just because they share your politics and you have been told how great they are by "Trustworthy Sources".
 
This is possibly the single most exceptional thing you could ever do in order to protest something. This is reaching Antifa levels of pure autism with this shit.
 
This is possibly the single most exceptional thing you could ever do in order to protest something. This is reaching Antifa levels of pure autism with this shit.
The type of people who do this also believe things like "rolling coal" on a Prius is a great from of political protest.
 
The type of people who do this also believe things like "rolling coal" on a Prius is a great from of political protest.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_gcb84qn3mU
HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK I'MMA POLLUTER UHH HYUP TAKE THAT PREE-USS. AH'LL EVEN DO IT ON THE ROAD IN A MANNER THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CAUSE AN ACKS-EE-DENT!

Leave to someone who buys GM shitcrates to be this stupid.
 
HYUK HYUK HYUK HYUK I'MMA POLLUTER UHH HYUP TAKE THAT PREE-USS. AH'LL EVEN DO IT ON THE ROAD IN A MANNER THAT COULD POTENTIALLY CAUSE AN ACKS-EE-DENT!

Leave to someone who buys GM shitcrates to be this stupid.
They spend thousands of dollars to modify the trucks for this exceptionalism too.
 
Prepare for the salt to reverse, and start coming from the Left now. Keurig apologized.

All this because Hannity said that his viewers should withhold judgment on accusations of misconduct 40 years ago.

Saw this coming.
Why can't these companies hire PR people that aren't stupid enough to respond to autistic drama? Don't they know everyone will forget about it in a week unless they actually pipe up and make it worse?
 
The type of people who do this also believe things like "rolling coal" on a Prius is a great from of political protest.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=_gcb84qn3mU

....But electricity still comes from coal. Like especially the electricity to build the Prius in China. Plus all the chemicals to make the car...

Wow. That is so mind blowingly retarded from both virtue signalling sides, it's like an autism supernova.
 
Why not microwave you coffee?

I've never had a cup of microwave coffee that tasted like actual coffee.
French press is awesome, but K-cups work for my day-to-day, who gives-a-rat's-ass coffee needs.
These exceptional individuals may not even realize that one doesn't need a Keurig to brew K-cups.
 
The new Keurigs are the ones with the DRM bullshit which is the real reason everyone should boycott Keurig anyway.

That is partially why I got one of those cheap Hamilton beach 2-in-1 ones, the machine that has a seperate brewer for pots and cups. Mostly just use the cup thing to make instant boiled water, but it's nice for only $70.

It's kinda amazing how Kurig went the DRM route right when every other appliance maker is starting to make bootleg machines that can use any of their cups.
 
>Not using Keurig to make literal Trump Coffee
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Plebs.
 
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