Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

[The Gay Basher]

Does anyone know if and how much support Kevin gets from his family? I know he bitches about them, but I could easily see an exasperated mother funding him if only to keep him off the streets. Plus, he seems to have a frivolous set of priorities, with Beyonce trumping an actual career. I can't believe someone whose in their late 20's could be this immature without some serious sheltering.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Kevin really needs to take a small trip Detroit and check out the beauty of Helen/Mack

 

[Starscreams Cape]

This looks like another case of someone seeing every Republican, especially Drumpff, as "daddy". And now we all have to deal with it

Though I would have loved to have seen this. His dad is essentially Darth Vader and every other super strong villain that does the old lift-choke-throw on some poor, low-level NPC.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Coming out in 8 months. But you can preorder now. Probably because his tugboat is late again.

Ahhhh no. Beyoncé is probably going to avoid all engagement with Kev at all costs in case he chloroforms her and she winds up hogtied in his basement and forced to record new albums for his ears only, like in Misery.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

I'm not going to comment on Kevin's politics this time because we all know he's an exceptional individual. That said, what was he thinking with this cover? It doesn't exactly have the most stellar art around, and the subtitle makes it sound like it was written by a pseud with his head up his ass (which is accurate, but you're not supposed to give that much away just from the cover).

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Instead maybe he should write something people might, you know, buy. Maybe "How I Ruined my fledgling Career Prospects in Two Tweets!" or "Secret Service Agents Hate him: How One Self-Hating Gay White Dude Took on the Patriarchy and Lost."

 

[Positron]

I'm not going to comment on Kevin's politics this time because we all know he's an exceptional individual. That said, what was he thinking with this cover? It doesn't exactly have the most stellar art around, and the subtitle makes it sound like it was written by a pseud with his head up his ass (which is accurate, but you're not supposed to give that much away just from the cover).

He can't afford copyrighted photos. Indeed I envisage him having trouble with including lyrics in his book. If he published under his university publisher these pesky legal problems would be sorted out, but he doesn't.

This said the cover art is very empowering to the Fat Activist pod.

So he's reading his own review copy?

Why don't these morons move to a predominantly dindu paradise of their dreams?

Kevvie thinks a fan must be down with everything an idol says and does:

Beto lost to Ted Cruz. I wonder why.

The slut posted this on her Instagram 3 hours before the closing of the election. People went apeshit.

If questioning other people's motivation -- especially someone who makes money out of attention whoring -- makes me "racist", so be it.

What would Batshitman do, apart from reeeing on Twitter?

Harassment campaigns, what else?

Everyone knew Beyond-shite is for being a dirty ho.

Less deluded people have a different idea.

TAYLOR SWIFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Swift gets flak for keeping her politics private; Swift gets flak for announcing her politics -- and "progressive politics" no less. I hate Swift as much as any other person but what has she done to deserve it?

And how did Swift " built a career out of playing up racist scripts"? Like Beyond-shite, she built her career out of playing up the slutmeat script. And what does presenting as the "white girl in peril" have anything to do with politics?

How does Beyond-shite "put her career on the line"? She is following the script of liberal media and the tried-and-true example of Madonna, who goaded her fans to vote Hillary Rodham and even promised a blowjob.

Such an edgelord.

Imagine. On your left is a Nazi and on your right is this guy:

Whose face would you rather punch?

 

[AnOminous]

Whose face would you rather punch?

Why not both?

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

Why don't these morons move to a predominantly dindu paradise of their dreams?

I'd be pretty satisfied with a timeline where Kevin moves to South Africa and becomes a second-class citizen, tbh. But seriously, this guy doesn't need to be involved in politics, he needs therapy for his obvious raging daddy issues.

Imagine. On your left is a Nazi and on your right is this guy:

Whose face would you rather punch?

Holy shit, he's slowly morphing into Chumlee from Pawn Stars.

 

[Coldgrip]

Whose face would you rather punch?

Get the nazi to punch the guy on my right. Then punch the guy on my right.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Get the nazi to punch the guy on my right. Then punch the guy on my right.

Turn the lights out, punch Kevin, and convince him the Nazi did it.

 

[Positron]

"Fast Car" isn't a bad song, but it is a slice-of-life, aspirational song that a lot of folk singers can write. An example of similar themes (woman, urban setting, low-level job, family problems, yearning for escape) that was almost coeval with "Fast Car" is Suzanne Vega's "Ironbound".

These are exactly the kind of callow, preachy lyrics that have prevented Chapman from reaching the top rank.

Kevvie wants a professor fired because she denies a nigger's right to practice their culture.

The reason why students in your class are asleep, on phones, etc is that you do not have the guts to be a disciplinarian, and that your school does not have the spine to stand up for you. That does not mean your own scenario is desirable or normal. We need more examples like the teachers on that post.

And you are fired because you threatened to run students over with your car. Totally different thing.

Kevvie hands out As like candies. That's why he has such a good feedback.

What did Carlson lie about?

Kevvie is e-begging on behalf of his vanity press:

The biggest donor, giving a whooping $31, is someone called Rachel Allred.

I'm sure books will grow on trees once we smashed Capitalism.
Yes, books are expensive, that why we have public libraries. If your woke type continue to flood the shelves of public libraries with your SJW garbage, such as that How to be Less Stupid about Race bullshit and your Beyond-shite trash, the choice of poor people will disproportionately suffer -- but I suppose this is exactly what you want right?

Thanks but no thanks.

 

[AnOminous]

And you are fired because you threatened to run students over with your car. Totally different thing.

So this moron finally realized he was in the wrong threatening to run people over in his car and is now lying about what actually happened?

I'm not at all shocked he has decided to start lying about it, but it is somewhat surprising he now realizes it isn't a great idea to admit he threatened to run over people with his car and tard raged so hard about an election not going his way that he got hauled off for a psych evaluation.

(Also fanboying for Tracy Chapman is at least defensible unlike his Beyondshite waifuism.)

 

[Kosher Dill]

Kevvie is e-begging on behalf of his vanity press:

Well they need some help, they've made some bad business decisions recently.

 

[Positron]

I don't know which is more insulting: "I majored in Beyond-shite Studies!" or "my dick stays hard for a whole minute!"

A glimmer of conscience flashed across Kevvie's mind, vanishing as soon as it appeared:

Yes, all of SJWs posturing is just a show, in order to make the poseur feels better about her supposed righteousness -- the term "virtue signaling" says all. Beyond-shite's "woke" stunts are exact the same, except that, through appearing to be woke, she also make money from idiots. The goal is never to foster dialogue and you knew it full well, otherwise you won't threaten to run down dissenters with your car.

And you are not being "constructive" and "celebratory" when you call certain people and things "worthless".

Here he goes, threatening violence again:

Intersectionality presupposes race is a power dynamic present in every human interaction, and as such it is ready-make sophistry for the racist. People who are drunk on "intersectionality", for example, cannot accept that someone would hate Beyond-shite because she is a nauseating slut with zero music talent and appears seemingly everywhere; it has to be due to Beyond-shite being black and the hater being white, and that white people has to hate black people. This is a racist interpretation.

I dunno, you are pretty anti white women.

It was not anyone's fault but yours.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

The only thing those pens will do is tell robbers and muggers not to feel bad about taking your money and belongings. After all, it's better for that money to end up in the hands of someone who actually needs it as opposed to someone who's stupid to spend it on a degree in Beyonce.

Here he goes, threatening violence again:

Not only is Kevin just being blatantly racist here, he's also misunderstanding intersectionality. Certainly, by the woke crowd's definition, white people aren't oppressed for their skin color. However, a white person who is a woman, is poor, or is disabled in some way would be worse off than a white person who isn't any of those things, so that white person would be oppressed through an intersectional lens. I think Kevin here just ignores the parts of woke theory that don't support his constant "Fuck you, Dad" attitude.

 

[AnOminous]

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I don't know which is more insulting: "I majored in Beyond-shite Studies!" or "my dick stays hard for a whole minute!"

"I went into six figures of debt, and all I got was this shitty pen and T-shirt and even more worthless degree! Would you like fries with that order?"

 

[Ginger Piglet]

"I went into six figures of debt, and all I got was this shitty pen and T-shirt and even more worthless degree! Would you like fries with that order?"

The old ones are the best ones.

Seriously, though, anyone shows up to a job interview with that pen in their pocket and it's a "we'll let you know" from me.

 

[Positron]

White woman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speaking of, Kevvie seems to be a magnet for white women:

An academic has to resort to working bars. How the mighty has fallen:

But don't YOU badmouth a woke white woman ally!!!!

If you stop posting self-congratulating messages about your so-called book, you can easily earn back those two hours in a week.

As if anyone ever thought you were smart; as if anyone ever thought anyone who wrote about Beyond-shite were smart.

Don't make jokes about leaving America unless you're actually leaving America.

Whatever. No one knows politics better than you.

Trashy and fat, just like the subject matter of your so-called book.

His tattoos are like skin rash.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

The Antifa thugs are bad, to be sure, but maybe even more annoying are these prissy little white boys that pretend to be revolutionaries and tweet about punching people yet somehow have no record of doing anything like that.

I hate Swift as much as any other person but what has she done to deserve it?

Thanks to Kevin and Russell Greer I feel more pro-Taylor than I would have thought possible three years ago.