Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

[smellymarine]

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"Do not take the Bey's name in vain! Blasphemer!"

 

[Henry Bemis]

It's going to be fun watching his inevitable slide into madness.

That'll come the day he scores group tickets to a Beyonce concert, can't rope in anyone else, sells the other tickets off outside the venue, then ends up sitting by his lonesome behind some lovey-dovey white heteronormative couple.

Thus, The Great Rutgers Conspiracy will be born.

 

[KotAGoR VIII]

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It's shocking that someone suspected that Kevin might need to undergo a psychiatric evaluation.

 

[Positron]

I wonder how Kevin will react if Beyond-shite puts out a song about "me proud mama don't want no white boy".

 

[Particle Bored]

That'll come the day he scores group tickets to a Beyonce concert, can't rope in anyone else, tries to sell the other tickets off outside the venue, then ends up getting mugged for all of them by a group of black chicks kicking his ass and calling him a "honkey poseur."

Thus, The Great Rutgers Conspiracy will be born.

Ftfy

 

[Ulfric Stormcloak]

This kinda makes me feel proud of being a college dropout.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This kinda makes me feel proud of being a college dropout.

It could be worse
You could have been a Beyonce Professor.

 

[Positron]

It could be worse
You could have been a Beyonce Professor.

I heard Rutger University's Miley Cyrus Studies Professor position is still open.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

I remember when people in the social sciences actually had to produce research sometimes.

 

[keksz]

Rutger University's Miley Cyrus Studies Professor position is still open

I wonder if Beyoncé and Miley Cyrus are smart enough to complete their own fake college courses Also B's reaction when she listens to Kevin lecturing about why she is the biggest critical-thinking voice in 2017:

Spoiler

 

[CatParty]

 

[Peace and Harmony]

University lecturer.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

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Random.txt candidate right there.

 

[Positron]

University lecturer.

xmas money

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

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Wasn't he just bitching that he's unemployed for at least the next six months? Couldn't he just go to the fucking library or something and get his fill of tedious lesbian poetry that way?

 

[keksz]

His working manwife is putting food on the table and paying him a daily allowance to keep on being "savage honesty' and "strong independence". He's probably saving some money for his next Beyoncé butt tattoo too.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Worse than I thought. This poetry is like Hallmark Cards for Lesbians...

 

[Kosher Dill]

xmas money

Hah, yeah, for a grown man talking about how he needs "Xmas money" to buy stuff is maybe one step above talking about "tendies".

 

[Particle Bored]

xmas money

Not "Kwanza Kurrency?" I am disappoint.

 

[CatParty]