Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

Butta Face Lopez said:
I wonder what he did growing up before Beyoncé was a celebrity and his life had absolutely no meaning. He's like a particularly obnoxious born again Christian with Beyoncé in place of Jesus so he must've been even more of an insufferable degenerate fag before he discovered the Queen B
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He did say he latched on Michael and Janet Jackson.
 
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Butta Face Lopez said:
I wonder what he did growing u
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I think he acted exactly like he does now - like a big spoiled baby who thinks the entire world revolves around him, is unable to look inward and instead blames his shortcomings on everyone else. Mama B probably just came in for the ride somewhere along the way and fit his ego really well with all that entitled, egomaniac made-for-dummies music ("if you like it put a ring on it" - because I need do nothing except be myself to be worshiped).

In other words: he's a big baby who never outgrew being a 13 year old spoiled brat. Reality's been catching up with him recently though :cool:
 
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Positron said:
Well there may well be some vacancies for adjunct profs in the Department of Mathematics and Department of Engineering. What did you major in again Kev?
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Tbh even a PhD in Anthropology could land someone in his position a teaching or researching gig (He deserves SO BAD to be sent documenting hillbilly folklore in rural Utah).

But nooo, Kevvie boy had to focus all of his career on a stupid branch of a stupid branch of a branch of Anthropology, and being loudly hostile to other white people (pretty much the whole academia) on top of that.
 
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Roosechu said:
Tbh even a PhD in Anthropology could land someone in his position a teaching or researching gig (He deserves SO BAD to be sent documenting hillbilly folklore in rural Utah).

But nooo, Kevvie boy had to focus all of his career on a stupid branch of a stupid branch of a branch of Anthropology, and being loudly hostile to other white people (pretty much the whole academia) on top of that.
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My favorite part was when he was bitching about his former superior and how she was holding him down or some shit, and keeping back 'the cause' or some other faggotry, and then it was discovered she was a black woman :story:
 
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I've seen some retarded white male SJW's in the past, but Kevin might just take the fucking cake. Somebody needs to buy a fucking mirror so he realizes he's a FUCKING WHITE MALE and thus has no stakes in the oppression Olympics to be complaining, much less when the targets of his whining are female, and even less when they are black. :story:

This fucker is seriously going to be some kind of case study 5 years from now.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
Please tell how I'm a bad person because of the color of my skin. There's a word for that, but I can't quite put my finger on it...
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I thought Michael Jackson sang 'it don't matter if you're black or white [I'll kick your ass nonetheless if you fuck with my bitch]' but we're in the progressive Era of Beyond-shite now.
 
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Ichimaru Gin said:
I've seen some exceptional white male SJW's in the past, but Kevin might just take the fucking cake. Somebody needs to buy a fucking mirror so he realizes he's a FUCKING WHITE MALE and thus has no stakes in the oppression Olympics to be complaining, much less when the targets of his whining are female, and even less when they are black. :story:

This fucker is seriously going to be some kind of case study 5 years from now.
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Actually, the attitude a lot of male SJWs have towards women and minorities is rather insulting if you think about it. The unspoken message is that women/black people/whatever marginalized group you're talking about can't get ahead on their own, they need white dudes to help them. Sure, you should speak out when you see someone being treated unjustly, but you should do that for anyone, regardless of their characteristics. Speaking up about sexism/racism doesn't make you a saint, it makes you a decent person, which is kind of expected in normal society, but these clowns want to be lauded for it.

It's idiots like this douche who are the reason people look down on academia. He should have never been hired, that classroom space could have been used to teach something useful, like critical thinking or research skills. We should start a betting pool on what kind of shit job he ends up with. $10 says big box store retail minion.
 
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Now that he is jobless we should open a petition on change.org for Beyoncé to take him in as a male dancer. We can do it guys! It would be great for B's career because he can take that opportunity to lecture her on what her lyrics actually mean too!
 
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