Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

neverendingmidi said:
Eh, those are thesis. :autism: Sure, but with the hundreds of thousands going through college and required to come up with supposedly unique thesis, it's not surprising some scrape the bottom of the barrel.

Now if they spin that thesis out after graduation into a class as an adjunct... then they have surpassed Kevvie-boy in sheer :autism:.
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If I were a professor and someone came up to me with some brony tard thesis, I'd kick his butt so hard he flies out of university and back into elementary school. :powerlevel:
 
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AnOminous said:
I bet there's even a Ph.D. thesis out there somewhere, possibly by someone non-autistic enough NOT to put it up online.

I mean a professor of it.
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How comes this guy looks exactly like you'd expect him to look?
http://www.academia.edu/20313343/Re...ason_and_Controversy_in_My_Little_Pony_Fandom

neverendingmidi said:
But are you in any of the "social sciences"?
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I'm currently writing a paper which will appear in a political journal, but I'm from a physics background. (It's about energy policy.) :powerlevel:
 
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Kosher Dill said:
At least in one case, poorly :lol:
https://is.muni.cz/th/209491/fss_m/kozlovska.pdf
I don't know how it works over in Czech Republic, but a C-D grade in grad school generally means "You shouldn't even be here".
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Very rarely do I see sociologists so based:
Thesis review said:
As sociologists, we know from the start that things are complicated and that “concepts” do not parade themselves in real life. Taking speech acts always at face value is not analysis, let alone discourse analysis.
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Kevvie boy has much to learn from this sentence.
 
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Pointless Pedant said:
It has some academic worth as a case study on severe autism.
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Yup at least the author was studying bronies, not MLP itself.
It is one thing if Kevvie boy was studying crazy fans of Beyond-shite. But no, he is the crazy fan of Beyond-shite, trying to pass his fan-dribble as knowledge.
 
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This just in - Beyoncé to fund scholarships for women in creative arts, music, literature or African-American studies.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/artic...er-us-college-scholarships-to-female-students

Kev's reaction:

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Translation: Senpai still hasn't noticed him.

Is it just me, though, or would it be strangely hilarious of Beyoncé funded a student to do Kev's Beyoncé Studies course? He'd probably alternate between sucking their cock because they've been sanctified by the touch of Our Single Lady of Lemonade, and being really salty because they've come closer to Her than Kev has.
 
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No you'll always be a wanker even if you were born dickless.

The latest issue of Journal of Beyond-shite Studies, vol.41

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The tweets in text form:
Beyoncé can do something as amazing as #FormationScholars and still get criticized for not being want certain folks want. SHE DOESN'T CARE. she knows people will come for her for every single thing. she does what she knows matters. we shouldn't care about those whining either. everyone demands very specific labor from Beyoncé (which is misogynoir from the get go) & they'll never be satisfied. it's so tired...they do it bc they know they'll get attention mentioning her. media, individual assholes begging her to labor in a way she chooses not to thus doubly using her for their own benefit and an assumption she exists for them. just enjoy what she gives -- it's already phenomenal art. there's an expectation/demand placed on Beyoncé & every tiny move she makes that is unique (from other celebs), unfair, and violent tbh. she's given way more than most any other celeb i can think of & created work that speaks to folks on so many diff levels, and still...ppl ar always "but i didn't see..." or "but where was representation of xyz..." or "it's too black..." or "it's not black enough..." or, etc. Beyoncé has given the world 20 years (and counting) of nuanced, expressly black feminist work/art, charitable projects, and ppl demand more she has no obligation or responsibility to represent every single group of people or every type of person within the group "black women" yet burden always falls on already marginalized cultural producers to represent widely versus going at the most centered stories lack of rep not saying ppl don't go after the status quo - they/we do. but i feel like we need different metrics/rubrics but we use the same guidelines i'm interested in trying to flip the power of universal/specific. show how the very specific stories best tell universal stories actually that we can all learn from a story being told in specificity even if we don't see ourselves immediately represented. art can speak to that. the specific becomes the universal--bc the universal white cis hetero stories tell us way less abt the human condition than specific stoires so Lemonade told a story, 1 we can all learn from. just what we learn might be different depending on who we are. it's still *for* everyone just have to be respectful/responsible abt what we claim to learn. Beyoncé can't represent every kind of black woman, let alone all people. again it's a double burden on Beyoncé from multiple directions. i love critique but would rather find meaning in what's there and why through multiple lenses even, than trash what wasn't present. ...unless of course there are glaring omissions that turn the work itself into something unbelievable. but that's not what comes at Beyoncé.
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Somehow he sounds even more deranged if you put his tweets together in correct order.
 
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Okay folks, remember, he doesn't want to get in depth on shit unless it's "important"

Let's see what he was tweeting today that was of import.
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So are taxpayers supporting this pretentious ninny so he can tweet about this shit?
 
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Has anyone photoshopped his face on the *autistic screeching* meme yet?

Because that's pretty much his entire twitter output.
 
Blue Jerkop said:
So are taxpayers supporting this pretentious ninny so he can tweet about this shit?
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Not any more because Rutgers fired him and he lives off his boyfriend and because of the latter I doubt whether he'd qualify for a tugboat.

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Clearly Kevin Allred hasn't read the Handmaid's Tale.
 
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