Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

[AnOminous]

Not any more because Rutgers fired him and he lives off his boyfriend and because of the latter I doubt whether he'd qualify for a tugboat.

Being a college professor almost disqualifies you for that because just by having that job in the past you've proved you're not an unemployable tard (even if you're Kevin Allred and you actually are an unemployable tard).

 

[dunbrine47]

Clearly Kevin Allred hasn't read the Handmaid's Tale.

He'd be "Ofbeyonce".

 

[neverendingmidi]

Not any more because Rutgers fired him and he lives off his boyfriend and because of the latter I doubt whether he'd qualify for a tugboat.

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Clearly Kevin Allred hasn't read the Handmaid's Tale.

What part of "Endowed by his creator, certain unalienable rights" from the Declaration of Independence does he not understand. FFS, the whole point of the Bill of Rights in the Constitution was about announcing those rights came from a higher power, not the government.

Anything given by the government is a privilege, and the problem with privileges is that they can be taken away if said government feels like it.

Edit: privilege is like yacht, even when you spell it right, it looks wrong.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

He'd be "Ofbeyonce".

"If he fuck me good I don't send him to the colonies."

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Not any more because Rutgers fired him and he lives off his boyfriend and because of the latter I doubt whether he'd qualify for a tugboat.

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Clearly Kevin Allred hasn't read the Handmaid's Tale.

Obviously not. He's never read anything except Beyonce lyrics.

 

[Positron]

At first I thought these are decals but no, he really permanently defaced his skin with random glyphs and symbols, just like Phil does

Spoiler: His ink in early 2017 for comparison

And like Phil, he likes to permanently remind himself of what he is not:

 

[CervixHammer]

At first I thought these are decals but no, he really permanently defaced his skin with random glyphs and symbols, just like Phil does

>anchor
>compass
>waves

I'm guessing he isn't actually into sailing and just got those because Beyonce and Jay-Z may or may not own a yacht.

 

[AnOminous]

>anchor
>compass
>waves

I'm guessing he isn't actually into sailing and just got those because Beyonce and Jay-Z may or may not own a yacht.

That or he's just into swallowing a lot of seamen.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Yet today the only thing on his twitter is dozens of tweets mentally masturbating over a book coming out about the album "Lemon"

I suspect that, if he went, literally no one gave a shit.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

I suspect if he went, he was hoping to be thrown out. Instead he was ignored.

 

[nad7155]

Instead he was ignored.

As should all people of his ilk.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

As predicted, no one gave a shit that he was there. He's mad that he didn't get recognized for his tard-outs over people with real accomplishments though.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

As predicted, no one gave a shit that he was there. He's mad that he didn't get recognized for his tard-outs over people with real accomplishments though.

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Some ween got hold of his twitter account, right? I mean, I know satire and that was some Swiftesque shit. Right?

 

[Positron]

What kind of "international arts festival" would want him? As a clown he is not funny.

"...my infantile idolatry masquerading as a course got worldwide attention."
Your world is small indeed, Kev.

"...multiple online publications, peer-reviewed contribution and book chapters"
Google Scholar fails to locate any of these, and no, tweets don't count as "online publications".

"I brought Rutgers huge amount of positive publicity."
Let's give this boy a honor roll then.

 

[Xerxes IX]

He's mad that he didn't get recognized for his tard-outs over people with real accomplishments though.

How long until he starts making tweets about his very own Count Graduon?

 

[Peace and Harmony]

When you're such a fucking waste that you get overshadowed by OTHER people in the Gender Studies' program.

How long until he starts making tweets about his very own Count Graduon?

The evil Baron Sregtur.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

When you're such a fucking waste that you get overshadowed by OTHER people in the Gender Studies' program.



The evil Baron Sregtur.

Eid, Sregtur, Eid.

And I suppose getting fired and taken to the loony bin for threatening to run over people he doesn't like is a major, MAJOR, accomplishment. In a way.

 

[Kosher Dill]

"i have accomplishments too" - new banner quote?

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Kev still hasn't read the Handmaid's Tale. If he had, he'd know that the "Children of Ham" were mentioned as having been shipped back to Africa.

EDIT: He's revamped his webshite and is going to be appearing as "Prof*X Kevin Allred" at an "unlearning" event in Austria:

(Sorry, it's in German. However I know now how Sozialgerechtigkeitkrieger*innen) avoid using gendered nouns and it's as :autism: as you feared.)

http://www.festwochen.at/programm/detail/politicizing-beyonce/

Spoiler: Google Translate version

Politicizing Beyoncé
Prof * X Kevin Allred
Media analysis and black feminism
admission free
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Liberté, Egalité, Beyoncé! Politicizing Beyoncé is a practical seminar that introduces the participants in talks and workshops on an interactive journey into the pop world of Beyoncé. As a bastion of academic, artistic, and activist formats, Prof * X Allred combines the work Beyoncés with novels, speeches, or music by black women in order to elaborate the activist and political strands in their work. The analysis of Beyoncé's visual and musical art provides a clear picture of what it means to take an intersectional feminist perspective in contemporary pop, and whether it is conscious or not, how race, class, gender, and sexuality affect and direct our daily lives.
Politicizing Beyoncé is a new form of teaching and creates a different approach to the artistic output of Beyoncé. Above all, learning and learning is a real pleasure! Kevin Allred Shows clearly that pop and politics are interwoven and pop is still a driving force of social upheaval. In the US, his doctrine is dangerous to the state - Kevin Allred finds himself on the blacklists of the reactionary Trump government.

Prof * X Kevin Allred is a feminist author, teacher, trainer and stalker of the status quo. A shameless academic outlaw. He believes that everyone should have access to knowledge and education - not just the guardians of the ivory tower.

Black Feminism & the Music Industries

As an entry, we analyze how the Beyoncé album undermined the entire music industry in order to (re) position black protagonists as key figures for cultural criticism.

May 19, 6:30 pm
Language: English

Lemonade

In 2016, Beyoncé's album Lemonade appeared, splitting the feuilleton world as well as the fans. While bellhooks criticized the fact that in this work, capitalism would prevail over feminism, for other recipients, precisely that album was the long-awaited feminist liberation blow. The contradictions and criticisms are the foundations for the associative survey of the academic millennium Kevin Allred. Dance the classroom!

May 20, 6:30 pm
Language: English


Soundcloud: Bey-Ond Pop Culture

 

[AnOminous]

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Kev still hasn't read the Handmaid's Tale. If he had, he'd know that the "Children of Ham" were mentioned as having been shipped back to Africa.

Kevin doesn't do much reading.

He somehow turned listening to shitty corporation-produced pop music written by white men and only sung by a black woman into a degree.

Luckily he is no longer employed anywhere that I know of.

(Incidentally Handmaid's Tale is a lot better than the shitty film versions of it that have been being made since it was written. It's not exactly the best dystopia ever but it's taking a lot of shit because it's now SJW bait.)