Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

Chan the Wizard said:
Do you think Kevin celebrates Kwanzaa with all of his black friends?
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No, he sits alone in his apartment, wearing a dashiki and eating ramen. As he lights the Kwanzaa candles, a single tear rolls down his cheek as he mutters in Swahili, "Protect me, Mother Beyonce... I'm one of the good ones."
 
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Kevin just got quoted in a Breitbart article.

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Here's the tweet in question.
 
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LocalFireDept said:
Man, there's gotta be some cognitive dissonance when a white man reinterprets MLK's most iconic quote about judging people by the content of their character to exclude white people.

This guy is truly on a different plane of exceptional.
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Technically he's not "wrong" about MLK making statements about how he almost hit the conclusion that the "white moderate" is the biggest obstacle for his goals. He regretted thinking that because he was talking out of frustration with people who think "time heals all ills" but it was an idea of his. Pop culture tends to gloss over some of his views. That's not part of the dream speech though.

Personally I don't agree with the saint like view some people have of him but I think it's a big stretch to think he'd be in the "SLAUGHTER THE WHITES" camp. It's silly how people try to associate whatever views they have with MLK as if that makes you automatically right.
 
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A parasite doesn't share your genes, you dumb wigger fuck.
I feel sorry for Kevvie's mom for having to put up with this parasite.

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If a fetus or a "blob of blood and tissue" isn't "alive", when in human development does the organism starts to become "alive"? In some cases it is easy to answer: for people like Kevvie, they have never been "alive".
 
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People are inclined to identify as "white" because, I dunno, they really are white?
It is your gang of postcolonial nutters who are desperately clinging to the notion that white means oppression.

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You don't know what you hate:

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Even Fake News is now dissing Rodham, and of course this make Kevvie jump like a toddler:

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Do we still have the time for another incomprehensible Beyond-shite post?

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Kevvie has no idea how economics works in fake academia:

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Here's the lowdown Kevvie boy: people who study "trans representation" or similar radically worthless subjects are trust fund kids with all money and no sense. It is not only good business sense to fleece them; it is downright unethical not to.
 
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escapegoat said:
I know it's the obvious takeaway, given his deep well of insanity, but I just never stop marveling over his obsession with garbage pop music for teenagers with no taste.
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I think what's worse is this "Beyonce is a political revolutionary" thing didn't pop out of thin air. You can google many sites calling her "revolutionary" and it'd not helped by politicians using pop stars/actors for endorsements to win over people. Kevin just takes it to the logical extreme. Remember how piratically every entertainer came out to tell you to vote for Hillary?

They usually do it to get young people into politics but honestly as someone in that demographic, it just makes me think of them as whores and whatever they're support is less worth my time. Someone else could put what I'm saying more elegantly, I have a big dislike of entertainment and politics crossing over.
 
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I don't really have more than eye-rolling for pop stars raging against the machine until money falls out. It's pretty spergy to think pop stars are dancing monkeys who shall not have opinions as citizens, and 9 times out of 10, anyone who is really pissy about celebrity endorsement is suddenly super okay with some dipshit actor or singer or reality TV star on their own team.

Allred, and the like, though. It's like... he's so fucking nuts that he's basically engaging in celebrity worship. Like, it's not just that he cares what Beyonce or Taylor Swift says, but that he is so invested in the importance of music product, that he's internalized his idea of Beyonce. The Beyonce in his heart, who exists as sort of weird mental projection of all his retaliatory rage about being alive, is more real to him, closer to his heart, than the actual people around him.

So, Taylor Swift, up there on pop star Mt. Olympus with her, is personally insulting him. You know that dude is constantly having conversations with "Beyonce" in his head. "Beyonce" is his best friend.
 
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escapegoat said:
I don't really have more than eye-rolling for pop stars raging against the machine until money falls out. It's pretty spergy to think pop stars are dancing monkeys who shall not have opinions as citizens, and 9 times out of 10, anyone who is really pissy about celebrity endorsement is suddenly super okay with some dipshit actor or singer or reality TV star on their own team.

Allred, and the like, though. It's like... he's so fucking nuts that he's basically engaging in celebrity worship. Like, it's not just that he cares what Beyonce or Taylor Swift says, but that he is so invested in the importance of music product, that he's internalized his idea of Beyonce. The Beyonce in his heart, who exists as sort of weird mental projection of all his retaliatory rage about being alive, is more real to him, closer to his heart, than the actual people around him.

So, Taylor Swift, up there on pop star Mt. Olympus with her, is personally insulting him.
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If you're talking about me, the issue isn't having their opinions than it is being marketed as such and being paid to endorse political causes, even if they agree with me. I guess it's the Allreds of the world that's suppose to win over. You can't say Beyonce is some feminist icon for her music when it's written by multiple people with the goal of being the most profitable product. It's a luxury, not some movement. Combining entertainment with politics is this weird thing I see pseudo-intellectuals do all the time.

I guess what I'm saying is it's a bit beyond opinion when you're up on stage with politicians telling people to vote for them because you're a recognizable brand. Opinion is more like something you'd give your view on if asked.
 
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Allred, and the like, though. It's like... he's so fucking nuts that he's basically engaging in celebrity worship. Like, it's not just that he cares what Beyonce or Taylor Swift says, but that he is so invested in the importance of music product, that he's internalized his idea of Beyonce.
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There are a lot of autistic weirdoes out there with anime and other waifus.

I don't think the problem here is that a loser like Allred exists, but that he actually got paid like jerking off to his black prefab pop idol waifu is somehow an academic thing and not otaku-tier autism for which he should be relentlessly mocked.
 
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