Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

As usual, Kevvie spent his Sunday night watching something no adult would ever want to watch:

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"We are not worthy! Beyond-shite have mercy on me!"

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Bartending? Good to know Kev B Jr. finally found a career more suited to his intellectual skills.

(Not saying other bartenders wouldn't be good teachers, just that he has no business being in a lecture hall).
 
I started reading about this cuck because of his idiocy over the Trump election. But the more I read the more I come to this pathetic conclusion.

Kevvy really and truly believes Beyoncé is a goddess come to grace us with her presence and we are all mere slaves at her command. WTF people. Why isn't he in the loony bin for delusions like this? that's what we used to do with tards who believes that a real person was the incarnation of a deity.
 
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Kyyyyyyyle said:
Why isn't he in the loony bin for delusions like this? that's what we used to do with tards who believes that a real person was the incarnation of a deity.
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Well, as long as they weren't all that cool. It was okay to think that of a Roman emperor. Thinking it of David Koresh? Bad taste.
 
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He keeps raging while watching the State of Union address, but he just can't look away:

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Barking at some rando:

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Canada has a million problems but Beyond-shite studies ain't one.
Indeed Kevvie might have problems staying in Twitter:

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I have never been so bored or hungry for attention as to actually signal on social media for the FBI to come for me for a more serious round 2. I almost feel sorry for the guy because I don't think Beyonce's gonna come and post bail for an angry, pasty-white, talentless unemployed manchild who keeps promising he'll shoot people for the thought-crime of supporting the elected president.
 
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keksz said:
I have never been so bored or hungry for attention as to actually signal on social media for the FBI to come for me for a more serious round 2. I almost feel sorry for the guy because I don't think Beyonce's gonna come and post bail for an angry, pasty-white, talentless unemployed manchild who keeps promising he'll shoot people for the thought-crime of supporting the elected president.
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It would be funny if his public lunacy actually forced Beyonce to denounce him personally and sue him to stop using her name in his pathetic excuse for a career.
 
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January Cyst said:
Hardly surprising if you consider that all baristas have masters in gender studies
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The best bartenders are chemists.
In my experience, well-adjusted people that won't bite a patron's head off while making typical bartender small talk (see the game? how about that storm? etc) are the people that make good bartenders, are people that make the drink you ordered. For some reason I imagine Kevin thinks martinis contain vodka. I also imagine he'd chimp out if you told him to vary a recipe.

Let's not get started on ordering a Negroni from him.
 
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The Shadow said:
For some reason I imagine Kevin thinks martinis contain vodka. I also imagine he'd chimp out if you told him to vary a recipe.
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Sure, I wouldn't imagine Kevin to be good at anything but bitching on social media.
Bartenders need to be therapists on some level (aside from being able to mix a wide variety of cocktails), so Kev would be triggered by any irl conversation.
Dealing with drunks isn't that great, either.
 
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Positron said:
Unsurprisingly, Kevvie doesn't know how the Police works: as for as he is concerned the Police is just his punching bag:

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For someone trapped in gridlock for hours he also doesn't know how traffic works.

You know how you get gridlock? When people pull ahead even though the light is turning red and there is no room left past the intersection. So now not only is the N\S street blocked, but E\W is locked. And then it spreads like a virus, all because of one driver who was too stupid to realize that two objects can't occupy the same physical space or too self-serving to care.

DON'T BLOCK THE BOX, ASSHOLE. And then you won't get a ticket from the (fuck the) police. Well, for that anyway. I have a feeling Kevin could manage to do something to get one anyway.

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You know why Trump would never say, "Dreamers are Americans too"? Because "dreamers" are precisely NOT Americans, you dumb fuck!

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How did this guy become a professor when it's this clear he can't follow basic logic? "Americans are dreamers too" does not in any way imply the reverse. "Apples are fruit" and "Bananas are fruit" does not mean "Apples are bananas".

Also it's interesting how "Americans" reads automatically as "white supremacists" to him....which he wants illegals to become....
 
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How did this guy become a professor when it's this clear he can't follow basic logic? "Americans are dreamers too" does not in any way imply the reverse. "Apples are fruit" and "Bananas are fruit" does not mean "Apples are bananas".
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Nah Kevvie thinks he is the most logical one:

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(Don't you just love how all these idiots' metaphors draws from pop culture?)

Indeed he is so logical that he worships some slut as goddess:

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And his life totally doesn't suck either:

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Positron said:
Nah Kevvie thinks he is the most logical one:

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(Don't you just love how all these idiots' metaphors draws from pop culture?)

Indeed he is so logical that he worships some slut as goddess:

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And his life totally doesn't suck either:

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Kevin is unemployed and unemployable and his book is still nowhere near being published. He argues in Twatter from morning till night and has a man bun.

And then had the temerity to claim his life doesn't suck?
 
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