Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

Even though the lolmilk from a FOX interview would be epic (and the resulting salt), recusing it was probably the only good choice Kevin ever made in his life. Not that it'll help him any, it's just not gonna drive his public profile even deeper into the ground.

Also, I can sympathize with him being undecided between gold and blue, they're both :horrifying:
 
  • Agree
Reactions: PurpleSquirrel and AprilRains
  • Agree
  • Winner
  • Like
Reactions: gREEEEEEEEEr, Sinners Sandwich, AprilRains and 1 other person
port.png
 
  • Like
Reactions: keksz
"They chose these specific artists for a reason". OK Unemployed Kevin now claims to know all about private decisions from Obama (and all his PR advisers, who likely got the portrait done for him). 100% unequivocally Kevin is either a close personal friend to Obama or can read minds remotely.

Or maybe he's just full of shit and whitesplaining what the ex-POTUS chose or didn't chose to do.
 
  • Like
  • Agree
Reactions: Trombonista and PurpleSquirrel
The last time I argued with my mom about a t-shirt was when I wanted to wear a Bart Simpson t-shirt to school in third grade. Some people apparently never move past that stage :lol:
 
  • TMI
  • Agree
Reactions: AprilRains and keksz
Positron said:
View attachment 386680

Yeah, when the FBI hauled you to the loony bin you just sulked and crytype on the internet, tough guy!
Click to expand...
Beating Kevin up would require being in the same room with him, which is more than most humans can stand.

"I contain the rage to fight 1000 people etc etc" sounds like something a mall ninja would say before went Pumped Up Kicks on his chem class.
 
  • Winner
  • Agree
Reactions: sick_hypnotic, KimCoppolaAficionado, ConSluttant and 2 others
nab.png


Yep, it is a shame that Trump hasn't yet nabbed some nutjob who threatened to run over his student with a car.
Kevvie is on a roll about gun control (of fucking course). All of his tweets are boring.

gun.png


Just cure their trauma by forcing them to listen to Beyond-shite! Speaking of which...

camila.png


I don't listen to trash like Cabello either but she is a pee o'sea as much as your Beyond-shite. You're so problematic Kevvie.
 
  • Informative
Reactions: AprilRains
Kevvie still has absolutely no idea why he was fired.

political.png


And I'm surprised that he reads books at all.


books.png



"Gaslighting."

gaslighting.png


commie.png


Nah you're not complex, just buttfuck insane.
And who is surprised that parasites like him are either tankies or an anarchists?
 
  • Agree
  • Informative
Reactions: Leo Bonhart and PurpleSquirrel
cult.png


Here we go again: confiscate all guns, but leave some for our noble savages.

guns.png


Especially for, of course, Beyond-shite's violent pimp, I mean, husband.

jayz.png


No one likes Beyond-shite, Kevvie.

veganbeyondshite.png


Like any pop-culture obsessed dweebs, Kevvie confuses TV with reality and got called out for it:

TV.png


advanced.png

You are super confused because your "multiple advanced degrees" weren't designed to teach you anything.

I thought you got fired because you threatens to run over your students with a car?

fired.png


He is changing his history so often so much that I suspect a troon phase is in the offing.

dismantle.png


Let's see how you drink bleach "purposefully and strategically".
 
  • Informative
  • Mad at the Internet
Reactions: Splendid, Pointless Pedant, ADHD and 2 others
The day that Beyonce song came out I saw this on Twitter and it made me think of Kevin.

"The coconuts are so mad today. How Beyonce rapping on a song which she's always done get y'all THIS hot? She's the reason why your fav is doing what she does."

I'm surprised he didn't have more to say about the song tbh
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back