Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

Can you imagine, in 1000 years when they discuss the fall of great civilizations and empires and the reasons for them, they'll talk about barbarians and debasing the currency and stuff for Rome, and then when they get to America they'll point at this shit and all double over laughing at us in their space station VR neuro implant classrooms. They'll have copies of that guy's tweets in the holobooks and after all the tears are wiped away from their eyes they'll just shake their heads sadly at their predecessors.

Well, maybe not their predecessors. Maybe people contemporary to their predecessors, after the birth and rise of Islam in Europe and the launching of the Great Space Mosque from Neo London leading to the futuristic civilization they became.
 
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Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
Can you imagine, in 1000 years when they discuss the fall of great civilizations and empires and the reasons for them, they'll talk about barbarians and debasing the currency and stuff for Rome, and then when they get to America they'll point at this shit and all double over laughing at us in their space station VR neuro implant classrooms. They'll have copies of that guy's tweets in the holobooks and after all the tears are wiped away from their eyes they'll just shake their heads sadly at their predecessors.

Well, maybe not their predecessors. Maybe people contemporary to their predecessors, after the birth and rise of Islam in Europe and the launching of the Great Space Mosque from Neo London leading to the futuristic civilization they became.
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>Implying an Islamic civilization would ever go to space without a massive cultural shift
>Implying that videos, laughter, or history would be allowed
 
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Michelle Obama danced to Taylor Swift. This gives Kevvie bad fee-fees:

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Will he feel better had they danced to Adele?
 
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Lol a grown man gets legit triggered by Taylor Swift. If they'd been dancing to Beyonce, I think he might have died of an aneurysm.
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He and Russell Greer could ree about Taylor Swift together. They're the only adult males (using the term loosely) in this world that get this bent out of shape over her. This would be a cow crossover of biblical proportions if it happened. Although I'm pretty sure that much concentrated autism storm would cause 40 years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes! The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

Used to be the only people over 20 or so that got bent out of shape about bubblegum pop music were neckbeard snobs thinking every band should be Rush and Yes (or The Clash and Black Flag, if they're punk snobs). These two guys have equally shit taste in music apparently.

Has Taylor Swift harmed your ability to listen to a Duke Ellington composition? No? Then shut your tard holes. It's pop music. It's not made to be thought about deeply.

Shake it off.
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Used to be the only people over 20 or so that got bent out of shape about bubblegum pop music were neckbeard snobs thinking every band should be Rush and Yes (or The Clash and Black Flag, if they're punk snobs). These two guys have equally shit taste in music apparently.
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REEEEEE REEEEEEE they should be obsessed with Big Black instead!
 
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Fact: Carly Rae Jepsen's last album is better than anything Beyonce has ever done FACT
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I don't know anything Beyoncé has done since Single Ladies, and that was only because of Kanye West screeching about it.

Clearly "Queen Bey" is losing her relevance. Well, whatever relevance she may have had.
 
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The real reason he hates guns? Imagine how goddamn limp his wrists must be. Now imagine him trying to keep a pistol cycling or on target.
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I'm pretty sure it's just because it's progressive to say you do. He immediately turned around after all that and said he didn't mind them because people could use them for copwatching. The Mulford Act 1967 in California banning open carry passed because the Black Panthers were doing that, so his positions are completely inconsistent, as we've come to expect.

The stuff he was saying about the second amendment being about white supremacy was just rolling a series of progressive talking points into each other. The reason Chicago was allowed to ban pistols for 28 years was because of the horrible 1873 Supreme Court ruling United States V Cruikshank, which ruled that the rights to free assembly and bearing arms only protected from the federal government, not states or individuals. This was after over 100 black demonstrators had been massacred in Colfax, Louisiana while protesting a corrupt gubernatorial election. This ruling was finally overturned in McDonald V City of Chicago in 2010, which struck down the pistol ban, and Clarence Thomas pointed out the origins of the situation at the time.

Laws like the pistol permit law in North Carolina were originally Jim Crow laws. The permits would be denied to black applicants. MLK had an Alabama concealed carry permit denied in the 1960s. The old 19th century carry bans and "may issue" laws which banned most people from carrying concealed weapons in the South went in the 1980s-1990s. For example, Tombstone, Arizona's ban on carrying weapons, originally intended to control cowboys, began in 1881, and ended in 1994. I doubt even Kevin would say the present day US is more racist than in the Jim Crow era, although he might surprise me.
 
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