Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

[AprilRains]

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How?

A long ladder and a short rope?

 

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A long ladder and a short rope?

This would imply Kevin could afford a long ladder. I think long walks off tall buildings are more in his price range.

 

[AnOminous]

But of course it is a-okay because white people aren't a race!

Black people isn't a race either. Africa alone has dozens of distinct "black" races.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Lolcow is a race though. Now if we could just figure out where they came from so we can send them back.

 

[Red Hood]

I'm not a big Woody Guthrie fan but I feel like even that lady-stalkin' Okie Communist would take exception to Kevin putting one of his slogans on his craptop.

 

[Positron]

ROSEANNE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're fired from Rutgers, so how about Twitter cancel your account as well?

IVANKA TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kevvie also hates his fellow gays, and insult them with homophobic tropes:

REEEEEEEEEE straight people!!!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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REEEEEEEEEE straight people!!!
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEE FBI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is it weird that I can hear his faggoty lisp when I read his tweets, even though I've never heard his voice?

 

[Positron]

Is it weird that I can hear his faggoty lisp when I read his tweets, even though I've never heard his voice?

Oh you can subject yourself to his voice if you want to.

(Just note that Kevvie is the limp-ass, effete voice; the stereotypical, machine-gun "black bitch" voice belongs to an FtM tranny that calls herself Jon Paul Higgins)

 

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Oh you can subject yourself to his voice if you want to.

(Just note that Kevvie is the limp-ass, effete voice; the stereotypical, machine-gun "black bitch" voice belongs to an FtM tranny that calls herself Jon Paul Higgins)

Followup question: Is it bad that I was able to predict what his voice would sound like purely from his obsession with Beyonce and his political leanings?

 

[Positron]

For the last time: If you hate the US so much, why don't you move to Waakaada?

Why? You don't even have a job.

It's the beginning of Pride Month and Kevvie already has cake all over his face:

Pie is so white. How about opening a fried chicken shop?

Even a faggot like Kevvie has his limits: Portland is a bridge too far.

Can't disagree with him.

Random racist rants against white people:

 

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If his religion is against straights, then his religion is against heterosexual sex. Kevin does know what happens to religions that are against heterosexual sex, right?

"You stupid crackers don't actually care about your livelihoods or have anxiety about your ability to support your current lifestyles being ripped away from you by globalists, you just want to hate black people again!" I don't think he understands that he's perpetuating the stereotype of the out-of-touch coastal elite that pushed some people to spite-vote against the democrats.

 

[Positron]

Rutgers is full of white nutbags. This time a History "professor" wants to "fuck white people" because the burger place he goes to is “overrun with little Caucasian a–holes.”

If you don't want to see white people, why go to a burger place? Get some fried chicken instead.
The news doesn't even mention Rutgers has any disciplinary action against him, yet Kevvie is already pointing fingers.

Incidentally this is "professor" James Livingston. He looks like an older Kevvie. Gay marriage when?

RateMyProfessors page.

Otherwise it's been a slow week, so Kevvie is still raging about Roseanne:

On top of some random white-woman hate:

And oh of course, the cake:

You see, conventional religion only excommunicate gays, but your imaginary "religion" calls for violence. That's why no one takes you fags seriously.

He is not happy even when mommy gave him money to dine at a fancy place:

 

[AnOminous]

He is not happy even when mommy gave him money to dine at a fancy place:
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Yet another entitled little faggot who treats working class people like shit and revenge rates them on Yelp. Yelp raters are the shittiest people on the planet.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I'm hyped for his story of getting booted from the Mormons.
In reality they probably just declined to renew his temple recommend when he showed no signs of giving up queering, but I'm sure in the fantasy retelling they'll be chasing him out of town with shotguns or something.

 

[Positron]

Yet another entitled little faggot who treats working class people like shit and revenge rates them on Yelp. Yelp raters are the shittiest people on the planet.

And there is no chance he's be badmouthing a black people place or some dindu waitstaff. Ergo, when he has the money, he eats at a white-as-fuck place.

 

[Splendid]

I'm hyped for his story of getting booted from the Mormons.
In reality they probably just declined to renew his temple recommend when he showed no signs of giving up queering, but I'm sure in the fantasy retelling they'll be chasing him out of town with shotguns or something.

But then he'll have a 'witty' comeback and every Albert Einstein in the room will clap.

 

[Positron]

"Becky". What a feminist.

Instead of the excommunication story, Kevvie just give us some inane spiel about his depression:

Your anxiety and depression is totally due to the shit you sowed. I can't see why anyone should be kind to you.

 

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Instead of the excommunication story, Kevvie just give us some inane spiel about his depression:

Your anxiety and depression is totally due to the shit you sowed. I can't see why anyone should be kind to you.

This is some high-tier bullshit. Kevin is an unending fountain of negativity and hostility, and he has the gall to try to leacture people on how we should be kind to others? It seems he never learned about the phrase, "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you."

 

[Kosher Dill]

My anxiety, OCD, and depression come from my surroundings, and specifically my choice to turn my surroundings into a lonely, miserable hell wherever I go.

 

[AnOminous]

"Becky". What a feminist.
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Also he capitalizes with an apostrophe. "Becky's." And this faggot claims to be an educator.

He's just mad that chick could slap him into a coma like the little bitch he is.