Dramacow Kevin Allred - Professor of Beyoncé Studies (no, seriously), arrested for threats to kill Trump voters.

[Positron]

"Why didn't the FBI treat me like a white girl?!?!?!

 

[Andrew Neiman]

I think it’s a fairly universal thing to buy a piece of clothing, or to redecorate part of your house, or to put a sticker on your laptop, motivated by the hope that others will see it and be impressed in some way. It’s taking a photo of it and putting it on social media that makes it so gruesomely cringey. It’s the difference between buying new shoes and wearing them out on Saturday, and buying new shoes and then taking them over to your friend’s house and then plunking them down on the coffee table.

As an aside, my laptop has a far greater number of Woke Person stickers on it, which presumably makes him a racist by comparison.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

"Why didn't the FBI treat me like a white girl?!‽‽
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Owning a gun does not make you a danger. Threatening to run over your students because you were blinded by rage by the fact that Hillary Clinton lost makes you insane and a danger.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

Your anxiety and depression is totally due to the shit you sowed. I can't see why anyone should be kind to you.

“Be kind”— excellent advice, especially for someone whose problems are clearly tied up with his addiction to outrage at the world.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Having a Twitter full of wild-eyed rants about how AmeriKKKa became a fascist dystopia overnight surely didn't help Kevin's case either. Who are you going to go after, the chick posting gun selfies for attention or the extremist lunatic who makes threats to his students and appears to be some sort of black nationalist despite being white?

 

[AnOminous]

"Why didn't the FBI treat me like a white girl?!‽‽
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This silly faggot thinks challenging someone to an arm wrestling match is a threat?

No, a threat is something like threatening to run over people with your car.

 

[AprilRains]

Jesus Christ, that's some serious autism. He thinks that since he regards the girls as more of a threat than what he did, the law should automatically agree and act on his values, not theirs. That's some Andrew Dobson level bullshit right there.

 

[Almighty V of Doom]

This silly faggot thinks challenging someone to an arm wrestling match is a threat?

No, a threat is something like threatening to run over people with your car.

When your arm has the same consistency as a thin twig, an arm wrestling match is quite the threat.

 

[Positron]

Oh, not again.
Is "Imposter Syndrome" the new Mad Cow Disease?

Trump Will Kill Us All, Season 5 Episode 18:

Hi Senpai! (How do you say "senpai" in ebonics?)

 

[AnOminous]

Oh, not again.
Is "Imposter Syndrome" the new Mad Cow Disease?

It's something actually competent people have when they fear that they're going to be exposed as a fraud even though they actually know what they're doing.

With people like Kevvy, it's just a rationalization for the brief moments when they realize what utter fucking failures they really are, to avoid facing the fact that that's the truth.

 

[Red Hood]

*taps temple*
It can't be impostor syndrome if you REALLY are a talentless hack fraud that contributes nothing to society.

 

[Positron]

Kevvie is a fraud. His whole department knows he his a fraud. Indeed his whole department is a fraud. Indeed their whole discipline is a fraud.
He is a fraud wrapped in a deception inside a swindle.

 

[Stock Image Photographer]

I like how Kevin shows a glimpse of his enormous ego here. He'd have to be delusional (which he is) to think that this entire site is dedicated to making fun of "every single thing he tweets." What's actually happening is that a few handfuls of people who think he's an entertaining failure come by to poke fun at the tweets that Positron thinks are the strangest.

 

[AprilRains]

Every lolcow who comes here to visit thinks that the site is all about them. That's how they became lolcows.

 

[dunbrine47]

I like how Kevin shows a glimpse of his enormous ego here. He'd have to be delusional (which he is) to think that this entire site is dedicated to making fun of "every single thing he tweets." What's actually happening is that a few handfuls of people who think he's an entertaining failure come by to poke fun at the tweets that Positron thinks are the strangest.

Kevin Allred subforum when?

 

[pozilei]

Kevin Allred subforum when?

It should have one Kevin Allred General Thread and the rest of it is threads about Beyonce/Destinys Child songs, relentlessly mocking them. It'd probably be more active than his politicizing beyonce online classroom forums too.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

It's dangerous for cows to wander into the slaughterhouse

 

[Dogs can't look up]

"Feminist" shirt. Only a matter of time until the creeper and harasser stories hit. Probably tries to stick his fingers in unsolicited buttholes.

 

[AnOminous]

Every lolcow who comes here to visit thinks that the site is all about them. That's how they became lolcows.

It's also always the most completely insignificant gnats who think that. I guess it buffs their ego.

The only one who could believe that and have it be somewhat true is Chris-Chan.

So these other cows are even more delusional than Chris-Chan, an autistic adult man who believes My Little Ponies are real and that he talks to them.

 

[Positron]

Mumbo jumbo something something racist wypipo:

This is the photo he talks about.


IVANKA TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It is not as if being dumped in the loony bin has scared him straight.